A. H.
@ahreaume.bsky.social
Disabled writer & feminist. Bi 🌈. Pub. in Disability Visibility (Vintage). Passionate about experimental lit & vintage. Twitter: @a_h_reaume she/her
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A. H.
@ahreaume.bsky.social
· Feb 4
2025 will be a buddy comedy starring Canada, Greenland, Mexico, and Panama.
I now own this. Because who doesn’t need an antique silver coffee pot that has been made into a whimsical lamp???
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I now own this. Because who doesn’t need an antique silver coffee pot that has been made into a whimsical lamp???
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My partner and I got into a fight because he made a smoothie for himself with ingredients I can’t eat despite knowing I was about to leave & hadn’t eaten
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My partner and I got into a fight because he made a smoothie for himself with ingredients I can’t eat despite knowing I was about to leave & hadn’t eaten
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
My partner and I got into a fight because he made a smoothie for himself with ingredients I can’t eat despite knowing I was about to leave & hadn’t eaten
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My partner and I got into a fight because he made a smoothie for himself with ingredients I can’t eat despite knowing I was about to leave & hadn’t eaten
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
People talk about trauma being bad because of dissociation but man, I wish my trauma had made me better at it because I’d really like to be able to dissociate around work stress on the weekend.
Is that so much to ask?
Is that so much to ask?
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
People talk about trauma being bad because of dissociation but man, I wish my trauma had made me better at it because I’d really like to be able to dissociate around work stress on the weekend.
Is that so much to ask?
Is that so much to ask?
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I listed my Xmas ornaments for sale as I’m changing my theme and colors. Someone messages me saying those are their school’s colors and can I donate my $40 ornaments to their school since their Christmas trees have no ornaments.
I think that Christmas ornaments at a public school are not a NEED
I think that Christmas ornaments at a public school are not a NEED
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I listed my Xmas ornaments for sale as I’m changing my theme and colors. Someone messages me saying those are their school’s colors and can I donate my $40 ornaments to their school since their Christmas trees have no ornaments.
I think that Christmas ornaments at a public school are not a NEED
I think that Christmas ornaments at a public school are not a NEED
I listed my Xmas ornaments for sale as I’m changing my theme and colors. Someone messages me saying those are their school’s colors and can I donate my $40 ornaments to their school since their Christmas trees have no ornaments.
I think that Christmas ornaments at a public school are not a NEED
I think that Christmas ornaments at a public school are not a NEED
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I listed my Xmas ornaments for sale as I’m changing my theme and colors. Someone messages me saying those are their school’s colors and can I donate my $40 ornaments to their school since their Christmas trees have no ornaments.
I think that Christmas ornaments at a public school are not a NEED
I think that Christmas ornaments at a public school are not a NEED
My partner: we moved to a bigger place. I’m a bit surprise you’re only planning one Christmas tree.
Me: Challenge accepted.
Me: Challenge accepted.
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My partner: we moved to a bigger place. I’m a bit surprise you’re only planning one Christmas tree.
Me: Challenge accepted.
Me: Challenge accepted.
I just sneezed really hard while turning a corner on tile and I almost slipped and fell. Lol.
How’s your day going?
How’s your day going?
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I just sneezed really hard while turning a corner on tile and I almost slipped and fell. Lol.
How’s your day going?
How’s your day going?
Every year, I get an email from Norma and Daniel inviting me to the Deslippe family Christmas and telling me I have to bring a side.
One problem: I have no clue who these people are.
One problem: I have no clue who these people are.
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Every year, I get an email from Norma and Daniel inviting me to the Deslippe family Christmas and telling me I have to bring a side.
One problem: I have no clue who these people are.
One problem: I have no clue who these people are.
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“oh no if it isn’t the consequences of my actions”
Trump to Republican senators: "I thought we'd have a discussion after the press leaves about what last night represented and what we should do about it and also about the shutdown and how that relates to last night. If you read the pollsters, the shutdown was a big factor, negative for Republicans."
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
“oh no if it isn’t the consequences of my actions”
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Zohran’s win offers the Bay Area a glimpse at a better future — one where we’re not locked in a room with Gavin Newsom for another four years.
Zohran Mamdani’s Win Is Proof We Don’t Have to Settle for Newsom 2028
The Bushwick bisexuals have it! We can ask for so much more, and at COYOTE we plan to.
www.coyotemedia.org
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Zohran’s win offers the Bay Area a glimpse at a better future — one where we’re not locked in a room with Gavin Newsom for another four years.
I want to start refinishing furniture (in the preserving the wood way, not the I’m an asshole who paints wood furniture way) so I’m buying all the different types of sanders in auctions.
I will be able to sand the world!
I will be able to sand the world!
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I want to start refinishing furniture (in the preserving the wood way, not the I’m an asshole who paints wood furniture way) so I’m buying all the different types of sanders in auctions.
I will be able to sand the world!
I will be able to sand the world!
My partner and I got into an argument because I could not explain to him why the meaning he wanted to give something was either impossible or illogical based on conversational context and norms.
The tragedy of being an English major.
The tragedy of being an English major.
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 AM
My partner and I got into an argument because I could not explain to him why the meaning he wanted to give something was either impossible or illogical based on conversational context and norms.
The tragedy of being an English major.
The tragedy of being an English major.
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People can't pay their bills. No one gives a f*** what your bathroom looks like.
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
People can't pay their bills. No one gives a f*** what your bathroom looks like.
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LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 AM
LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
I bought something in an auction that also had metal eagle in the lot and my partner and I are now debating if they’re Nazi eagles or not. I am pretty sure they’re American pre- WWII??
That’s what Google told me before I bought the lot. I checked. But what if I bought Nazi eagles??
That’s what Google told me before I bought the lot. I checked. But what if I bought Nazi eagles??
November 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I bought something in an auction that also had metal eagle in the lot and my partner and I are now debating if they’re Nazi eagles or not. I am pretty sure they’re American pre- WWII??
That’s what Google told me before I bought the lot. I checked. But what if I bought Nazi eagles??
That’s what Google told me before I bought the lot. I checked. But what if I bought Nazi eagles??
I have had to hide the Halloween candy from my partner. He will now get a daily candy ration. Like a five year old. lol.
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I have had to hide the Halloween candy from my partner. He will now get a daily candy ration. Like a five year old. lol.
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If you stay up late enough tonight you can actually time travel
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
If you stay up late enough tonight you can actually time travel
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When Jacobin and the Pod Save bros are aligned on defending nazi tattoos, we’ve got a problem and it’s not going to be solved by you coming into my mentions and telling me I’m not seeing what I’m definitely seeing—
which is white people left, right, and center coming together to defend Nazi tattoos
which is white people left, right, and center coming together to defend Nazi tattoos
October 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
When Jacobin and the Pod Save bros are aligned on defending nazi tattoos, we’ve got a problem and it’s not going to be solved by you coming into my mentions and telling me I’m not seeing what I’m definitely seeing—
which is white people left, right, and center coming together to defend Nazi tattoos
which is white people left, right, and center coming together to defend Nazi tattoos
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“Every infection increases the risk for heart attacks, strokes and heart disease; for new-onset diabetes; for cognitive decline and dementia; for deregulating the immune system; and for reactivating viruses like Epstein-Barr or shingles.”
thetyee.ca/Analysis/202...
thetyee.ca/Analysis/202...
This Physicist Says We Don’t Take COVID Seriously Enough | The Tyee
We downplay the virus at our peril, warns Yaneer Bar-Yam. And children are more at risk than we thought.
thetyee.ca
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“Every infection increases the risk for heart attacks, strokes and heart disease; for new-onset diabetes; for cognitive decline and dementia; for deregulating the immune system; and for reactivating viruses like Epstein-Barr or shingles.”
thetyee.ca/Analysis/202...
thetyee.ca/Analysis/202...
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Everyone get ready to start taking vitamin D
The mood swing from Halloween Joy to Daylight Savings Misery will be swift and devastating.
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Everyone get ready to start taking vitamin D
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Trans people warned those groups like the “LGB Alliance”, and other Vichy gays etc, that the fascists were coming for them after they had helped the fascists come for us.
Every single one of these anti-trans “LGB” groups, is a Quisling group & should be referred to as fascist collaborators.
Every single one of these anti-trans “LGB” groups, is a Quisling group & should be referred to as fascist collaborators.
Judges in Texas can, tragically, now refuse to hold same-sex weddings, the state’s Supreme Court has ruled.
Read more: https://bit.ly/43N6LvI
Read more: https://bit.ly/43N6LvI
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Trans people warned those groups like the “LGB Alliance”, and other Vichy gays etc, that the fascists were coming for them after they had helped the fascists come for us.
Every single one of these anti-trans “LGB” groups, is a Quisling group & should be referred to as fascist collaborators.
Every single one of these anti-trans “LGB” groups, is a Quisling group & should be referred to as fascist collaborators.
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Also when do kids typically stop truck or treating? Wondering when to start upping how much candy we give out per kid?
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Also when do kids typically stop truck or treating? Wondering when to start upping how much candy we give out per kid?
I am giving out Halloween candy for the first time (lived in a secure apartment before) and it’s so much fun!!
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I am giving out Halloween candy for the first time (lived in a secure apartment before) and it’s so much fun!!
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
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Private equity destroys 200-year-old book distribution company that libraries around the country rely on and now libraries are having trouble getting new books:
www.404media.co/libraries-sc...
www.404media.co/libraries-sc...
Libraries Scramble for Books After Giant Distributor Shuts Down
Why it might have been and may continue to be harder to get new releases from your local library.
www.404media.co
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Private equity destroys 200-year-old book distribution company that libraries around the country rely on and now libraries are having trouble getting new books:
www.404media.co/libraries-sc...
www.404media.co/libraries-sc...