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A. H.
@ahreaume.bsky.social
Disabled writer & feminist. Bi 🌈. Pub. in Disability Visibility (Vintage). Passionate about experimental lit & vintage. Twitter: @a_h_reaume she/her

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Right? My partners bedroom is going to have art deco furniture and antique looking touches so this is perfect for his room. I bought it without telling him and thankfully he loves it as much as I do.
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The finial is… a decorative knob that used to be on the lid of the coffee pot. It came with the cream and sugar vessels. It’s kind of perfect.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I wasn’t able to NOT buy this once I saw it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Perfect is relative to your banana preferences or your need to prove to your partner there are other breakfast foods she can eat.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I have now tried the banana. It was indeed too green.
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I can’t say I’ve ever gotten a banana pitch mid fight before for the ‘perfect banana.’
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’d think the banana was poisoned except he took a bite himself just to show me how good it was and that it was the perfect banana.

I thought they were too green to eat.
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
All this worrying and I’m not even on the clock.
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Yeah. That was weird. I don’t even live in the same city as this person. And I prefer trees with kid made ornaments at schools.

Why is everyone trying to be Pinterest these days??
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Am I a grinch for telling the person that it’s inappropriate to message random strangers asking them to subsidize this completely unnecessary thing?

Especially since the KIDS could make ornaments for the trees??
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I wasn’t even thinking of this myself. He had a vision of me that was better than my reality.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My mom once had a 10 foot tree she didn’t have the time to take down in our living room so she just decorated it for different seasons.

I had a 10 foot tall graduation tree for my high school graduation.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The truth is that I only want one full sized tree. I just want a bunch of mini trees places.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I AM NOW INVINCIBLE!!!!!

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
NOTHING LIMITS ME EXCEPT MY PARTNER’S PATIENCE.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I buy a lot from estates and auctions so I could get as many trees as I want for the price of one full price tree basically.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This was obviously a yes to any plans I might make in the future.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM