A. H.
@ahreaume.bsky.social
Disabled writer & feminist. Bi 🌈. Pub. in Disability Visibility (Vintage). Passionate about experimental lit & vintage. Twitter: @a_h_reaume she/her
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I now own this. Because who doesn’t need an antique silver coffee pot that has been made into a whimsical lamp???
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I now own this. Because who doesn’t need an antique silver coffee pot that has been made into a whimsical lamp???
My partner and I got into a fight because he made a smoothie for himself with ingredients I can’t eat despite knowing I was about to leave & hadn’t eaten
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My partner and I got into a fight because he made a smoothie for himself with ingredients I can’t eat despite knowing I was about to leave & hadn’t eaten
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
Mid fight, he takes a banana & then gives me the most absurd banana sales pitch I’ve ever heard. I start laughing. He’s so serious. Still at it.
Read it and weep (in joy at the beauty)
October 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Read it and weep (in joy at the beauty)
How could you pass up THIS for $25.
It’s in better condition than it looks as there are products that will make it shine again and only a few scratches on it. I bought wood filler and fill sticks for the chip in the veneer on the footer.
I’m going to make this BEAUTIFUL.
It’s in better condition than it looks as there are products that will make it shine again and only a few scratches on it. I bought wood filler and fill sticks for the chip in the veneer on the footer.
I’m going to make this BEAUTIFUL.
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
How could you pass up THIS for $25.
It’s in better condition than it looks as there are products that will make it shine again and only a few scratches on it. I bought wood filler and fill sticks for the chip in the veneer on the footer.
I’m going to make this BEAUTIFUL.
It’s in better condition than it looks as there are products that will make it shine again and only a few scratches on it. I bought wood filler and fill sticks for the chip in the veneer on the footer.
I’m going to make this BEAUTIFUL.
Someone on FB marketplace in my city is trying to sell rattan chairs for $1,000… that she admits reek like cat piss. Lol.
Literally NO ONE wants your cat piss chairs. And they def aren’t giving you $1,000 for them.
Literally NO ONE wants your cat piss chairs. And they def aren’t giving you $1,000 for them.
October 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Someone on FB marketplace in my city is trying to sell rattan chairs for $1,000… that she admits reek like cat piss. Lol.
Literally NO ONE wants your cat piss chairs. And they def aren’t giving you $1,000 for them.
Literally NO ONE wants your cat piss chairs. And they def aren’t giving you $1,000 for them.
Me to the salesperson via text tonight. Like why am I needing to write this when I’m spending tens of thousands of dollars???
September 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Me to the salesperson via text tonight. Like why am I needing to write this when I’m spending tens of thousands of dollars???
Someone just asked me if the Emily Carr print I’m selling on Marketplace for $20 is numbered and signed.
This is the cost of a numbered and signed Emily Carr print.
This is the cost of a numbered and signed Emily Carr print.
July 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Someone just asked me if the Emily Carr print I’m selling on Marketplace for $20 is numbered and signed.
This is the cost of a numbered and signed Emily Carr print.
This is the cost of a numbered and signed Emily Carr print.
I am with the perfect man. I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.
July 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I am with the perfect man. I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.
This post went viral on Twitter this week and please tell me that Gen Z aren’t mass bringing back the R word and justifying it by saying they had a disability??? Then also making it into a millennial/Gen Z generational divide things??
This is exhausting discourse.
This is exhausting discourse.
July 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This post went viral on Twitter this week and please tell me that Gen Z aren’t mass bringing back the R word and justifying it by saying they had a disability??? Then also making it into a millennial/Gen Z generational divide things??
This is exhausting discourse.
This is exhausting discourse.
This is what I told her that made her feel like an ‘imposition.’ I told her… his schedule.
People are not okay.
People are not okay.
July 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
This is what I told her that made her feel like an ‘imposition.’ I told her… his schedule.
People are not okay.
People are not okay.
Someone on Facebook Marketplace got indignant with me today because I told her my partner could bring the item to work if that was more convenient for her but he’d only have narrow windows when he could meet her.
He’s a therapist. She was mad he couldn’t leave his clients for her.
He’s a therapist. She was mad he couldn’t leave his clients for her.
July 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Someone on Facebook Marketplace got indignant with me today because I told her my partner could bring the item to work if that was more convenient for her but he’d only have narrow windows when he could meet her.
He’s a therapist. She was mad he couldn’t leave his clients for her.
He’s a therapist. She was mad he couldn’t leave his clients for her.
Someone on Facebook marketplace with the COMPLETELY REASONABLE request to head over to my house to pick an item up at *checks notes* 11:30 pm
June 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Someone on Facebook marketplace with the COMPLETELY REASONABLE request to head over to my house to pick an item up at *checks notes* 11:30 pm
Yup. There are tons of comments by parents saying things like this on the TikTok’s she’s criticizing.
May 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Yup. There are tons of comments by parents saying things like this on the TikTok’s she’s criticizing.
The teacher also would not even correct her caption to say that she was not referring to disabled folks and encouraged me to post about her on Twitter for ragebait likely so she could get more comments and be boosted in the algo.
May 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The teacher also would not even correct her caption to say that she was not referring to disabled folks and encouraged me to post about her on Twitter for ragebait likely so she could get more comments and be boosted in the algo.
The inhumanity that people display on social media astounds me. I think the implication was that I made up my cousin and his death so this person went to my TikTok and saw a video I posted sending my partner GIFs of me searching the world for him when he didn’t respond and also joked about DV.
May 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The inhumanity that people display on social media astounds me. I think the implication was that I made up my cousin and his death so this person went to my TikTok and saw a video I posted sending my partner GIFs of me searching the world for him when he didn’t respond and also joked about DV.
Yes. Let’s mock kids who missed school for surgeries and chemo and then later DIED when their cancer recurred. Because that’s not disrespectful. What’s disrespectful is anyone challenging the idea that kids who are absent and tardy can’t succeed because it hurts teachers.
May 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yes. Let’s mock kids who missed school for surgeries and chemo and then later DIED when their cancer recurred. Because that’s not disrespectful. What’s disrespectful is anyone challenging the idea that kids who are absent and tardy can’t succeed because it hurts teachers.
Exactly. This teacher was upset because people on TikTok are showing videos of their kids graduating and saying all this despite 200 absences and 100 tardies. First, how do you know that’s not a disabled or ND kid? Likely is. Second, that’s a message that helps disabled kids either way.
May 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Exactly. This teacher was upset because people on TikTok are showing videos of their kids graduating and saying all this despite 200 absences and 100 tardies. First, how do you know that’s not a disabled or ND kid? Likely is. Second, that’s a message that helps disabled kids either way.
“You’re offended because you’re choosing to be.”
Anyways, she stopped replying real quick when I called her on the fact that she was benefiting in the algorithm by writing a post that seemed like it could be about disabled kids and offensive causing people to comment and boost the video.
Anyways, she stopped replying real quick when I called her on the fact that she was benefiting in the algorithm by writing a post that seemed like it could be about disabled kids and offensive causing people to comment and boost the video.
May 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
“You’re offended because you’re choosing to be.”
Anyways, she stopped replying real quick when I called her on the fact that she was benefiting in the algorithm by writing a post that seemed like it could be about disabled kids and offensive causing people to comment and boost the video.
Anyways, she stopped replying real quick when I called her on the fact that she was benefiting in the algorithm by writing a post that seemed like it could be about disabled kids and offensive causing people to comment and boost the video.
I just got into a fight with a teacher on TikTok complaining about how kids who are absent a lot makes HER job hard and parents should not be pushing back against perfect attendance propaganda by saying their kids succeeded despite absences.
She was mad that I reminded her disabled kids exist.
She was mad that I reminded her disabled kids exist.
May 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I just got into a fight with a teacher on TikTok complaining about how kids who are absent a lot makes HER job hard and parents should not be pushing back against perfect attendance propaganda by saying their kids succeeded despite absences.
She was mad that I reminded her disabled kids exist.
She was mad that I reminded her disabled kids exist.
MAGA is mad because the smart people at Ivy Leagues won’t play with them or let them in. So, like any childhood bully, they’re using threats to try to make them.
It appears PragerU isn’t going as well as they hoped.
It appears PragerU isn’t going as well as they hoped.
May 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
MAGA is mad because the smart people at Ivy Leagues won’t play with them or let them in. So, like any childhood bully, they’re using threats to try to make them.
It appears PragerU isn’t going as well as they hoped.
It appears PragerU isn’t going as well as they hoped.
Then maybe you’re not informed enough to be participating in this conversation and need to do more listening and reading and less talking.
Read this. Especially the screenshotted section. progressive.org/latest/big-t...
Read this. Especially the screenshotted section. progressive.org/latest/big-t...
May 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Then maybe you’re not informed enough to be participating in this conversation and need to do more listening and reading and less talking.
Read this. Especially the screenshotted section. progressive.org/latest/big-t...
Read this. Especially the screenshotted section. progressive.org/latest/big-t...
Me when my partner doesn’t text me back for 5 mins.
May 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Me when my partner doesn’t text me back for 5 mins.
I encountered this woman tonight and I hated her for other reasons but this shit is wildly offensive to multiple groups.
May 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I encountered this woman tonight and I hated her for other reasons but this shit is wildly offensive to multiple groups.
Every time I travel, I make up a new story for my partner to text him about wherein I’ve somehow found myself in an alternate dimension where I can’t find him or other people and the entire trip I send updates about my struggle to get back to him.
May 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Every time I travel, I make up a new story for my partner to text him about wherein I’ve somehow found myself in an alternate dimension where I can’t find him or other people and the entire trip I send updates about my struggle to get back to him.