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they/them || 20s || digital artist and ttrpg asset designer (banner by @humanmorph.bsky.social )
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hello! my name is coffee johnson - I'm a games designer and digital artist. you might know me for WALKING SIM TTRPG, PALADIN, or as a google sheets designer for your favorite game

you can find my work at: ahcoffeebeans.itch.io
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need help with expenses for the month. my disability support goes towards rent and does not cover any other expenses. any amount is appreciated
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November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
coriolis sunset x ver'million blue is called "wardogs" btw
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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yuri fandom
Here are the top requested ships for this year! Leading the charge at #1 is Veile/Elena🙏🍧, #2 is Jonathan/Uncle Nicky🐢👨‍🍳, and tied at #3 is Belgard/Signet🦋👸 and Hella/Adaire/Adelaide🗡️🗺️📿! Perpetua ships are coming in hot❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Check out how your rarepairs did here:
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November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Snitching to corporate and getting 30 people fired is not mandatory — rats have to make that choice for themselves.
PMG understands Rockstar became aware of these messages after at least one non-union member of the server raised concerns about these discussions with management and this either kicked off, or contributed to, a wider investigation.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Thinking a lot about how when Schreier's exposé on R* working conditions came out, several mid-level devs I used to respect came out with very defensive "well *I've* never worked 90 hour weeks" as though it negated the fact that many contract and QA devs demonstrably were.
PMG understands Rockstar became aware of these messages after at least one non-union member of the server raised concerns about these discussions with management and this either kicked off, or contributed to, a wider investigation.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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if you don‘t hire amelia, you’re stupid. just a real knucklehead!!
Long time no see! I’ll be open for contract work again mid-december, so if you’ve got dramatic environments that need painting or pitch decks that need art or really any old (visual) thing I could be YOUR gal 🫵 ameliaherman.artstation.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I've been out of the ttrpg game for a long time, but ever since I released my first one the policy has been "steal this shit if you wanna". Anything I ever make, pirate that shit. I'd rather people get to experience my creations without stressing the wallet. Share it around idgaf.
if you pirate my games, yayy!! hope you have fun playing :)
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Placebo covered Where is My Mind. I love it. It sounds gayer
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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getting punched like you’re in a 2D scroller and each time you go “oof” a zine falls out of your sprite
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
if you pirate my games, yayy!! hope you have fun playing :)
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I made this comic like 2 years ago. People have literally yelled at me about it. So, it's been gratifying seeing the Tik Tok baby formula lady thing blow up. Like, all these ppl that never used food banks telling you how food banks work geez.
food bank first timers (1/2)
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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a *gigantic* release at this early hour: 20 thousand unredacted emails from Epstein's Yahoo email (by request only/for journalists and researchers).

these are from the same trove that Bloomberg has been going through — not the Congress-released ones.

keeping eyes peeled for the reporting :)
Epstein emails (2.5 GB)

Approximately 20,900 unredacted emails and file attachments sent and received by Jeffrey Epstein's jeeproject@yahoo.com email address over nineteen years.

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Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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This has been bothering me a lot lately, but on a broader scope. People are afraid to be original. Critiques are all the same, jokes are copy/pasted, opinions use a handful of buzzwords that don't actually describe anything. It's like drowning in a sea of masks that all wear the same face.
One of the producers on Guilty Gear Strive said it was basically impossible to source player feedback on balance changes online because nobody had original opinions and would just parrot what the most popular content creators said and so they had to rely on data and I think about that every day.
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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🙌
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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you'll be okay
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Members of POP are among 30 people arrested yesterday blockading the Krome ICE detention facility in Florida standing up to Trump’s deportation machine.

No human being is illegal. It’s time to stand up and shut it down.
BREAKING: 30 young people were just arrested after blocking an ICE detention facility near Alligator Alcatraz.

ICE is kidnapping our neighbors on behalf of fascist billionaires. It's time for every single American to stand up to their intimidation tactics. Let's shut it down.
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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i'll be obnoxious enough to say: i'm getting married today!! taking donations for my wonderful transgender wedding right here 💛 ko-fi.com/keftiu
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November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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While Maryland Gov. Moore posted about Trans Day of Rememberance, his state was torturing a trans woman by denying her hormones and housing her with men--according to her lawyer--for 2 months.

All of this for "hate crime" charges from alleged vandalism of a trans symbol near a Catholic school.
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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An enraging thread, but also revealing about how transphobia works in liberal states, with trans rights on paper but with a massive list of "terms and conditions" that leaves out many.

You have rights, sure, unless you're poor, a protester who angers conservatives, a prisoner, the list goes on...
Radaskiewicz-King was charged under hate crime statutes meant to deter violent symbolism such as nooses or swastikas--implying that a trans symbol is hateful or violent against Catholics. Those charges were dropped.

The judge denied her bail for 'public safety,' despite harming no human.
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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My mom said from Raleigh that people there were squaded up against ICE & ICE is leaving Raleigh & Durham tomorrow. She said there were trainings at churches for ICE watch & all kinds of things. She said "these are our people & ICE is not welcome." Alright mommy!
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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i've been chattering abt this in as non-stop a way as someone who is talking about something that hasn't been published yet can possibly chatter & i'm excited to now un-qualify that. bc of who i am & the wrenching ways that this game approaches companionship & creation. personal context attached
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Seconded.
i demand that you stop by the good luck press both today (4059) and check out @smolghost.bsky.social’s surprise solo drop: WE SHALL BE MONSTERS
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM