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they/them || 20s || digital artist and ttrpg asset designer (banner by @humanmorph.bsky.social )
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Anxious Movie Night 4: Anxious Movies 4EVER

a flash #ttrpg for Medusa
a screenshot (1 of 3) reading... ANXIOUS MOVIE NIGHT 4: ANXIOUS MOVIES 4EVER You are three people in an apartment during "movie night." The vibes are TERRIBLE. To play this game, you will need: a six-sided die (d6), something to write with, and this document PRE-SHOW: Read the following paragraphs to build out your roommates. Whenever you read something in (parenthesis), select one of the options inside. "Movie night" was (not your idea / a stupid idea / a way to get into your roommates pants) that has since become a weekly, (mandatory) chore. Every week, you get on your (futon / couch / separate chairs) and find something to watch from (your streaming service / the video store / a USB from your brother Mike). There is a (tension) in the room, as each roommate takes turns nervously selecting a movie ever week. Today, the movie was chosen by (name the first roommate and their prefered genre / name the second roommate and something that frightens them / name the third roommate and how their mom died). The movie is called (Bulldozer Revolution / Grimsby Goose / The Body Farm). Upon hearing the name, (name the first roommate and why they winced / name the second roommate and why they laughed / name the third roommate and why they popped an edible). Your TV set-up is (state of the art and janky / old but reliable / a projector and a laptop that *will* display full text message notifications). As the film begins, everyone gets as comfortable as they can... which is impossible, because (name the first roommate and which roommate they are obssessed with / name the second roommate and which roommate they *just* had sex with / name the third roommate and which roommate they broke up with last month). INTERLUDES: A game of AM4EVER consists of three rounds, encompassing the beginning, middle, and end of the movie. To begin a round of AM4EVER, roll 3d6 and write down all numbers rolled. Then, consult the list below: - On a 1 or 2, the first roommate is triggered by something – what happens to set them on edge? - On a 3 or 4, the second roommate notices something odd in the movie – what strange pattern keeps occuring? - On a 5 or 6, the third roommate is distracted by something in the apartment – what weird sensation keeps coming over them? As the third and final round concludes, determine which numbers were rolled the most. Then, consult the list below: - 1 or 2: The first roommate has a REALLY bad panic attack, traumatizing everyone involved - 3 or 4: The second roommate looks up the revolting production history of the movie, telling everyone and ruining movie night - 5 or 6: The third roommate accidentally left the oven on, causing a small fire that forces the entire building to evacuate
October 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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WHAT
a screenshot showing i have one thousand followers
September 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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PALADIN, an anti-game #ttrpg
A game, with the following rules text (1/2): Hello. My name is coffee. This is an anti-game called PALADIN. Here is how you play – you will need nine six-sided dice (d6), something to write with, and something with which to store notes. Upon finishing this anti-game, burn this document. For the entire time you are playing PALADIN, you cannot look at or otherwise attempt to procure a new copy of this game. Internalize all of the rules - write them down, if you must. But burn this game. In PALADIN, you are lost amidst the kingdom of Carbaros. It is a snowy waste, sparsely populated, and filled with ghosts. You are a PALADIN, a scribe-saint. You have a governing philosophy, something that you carry inside your head no matter what: The Kingdom Will Live Again With My Words. Here is how you play PALADIN. As a scribe-saint, your job is to not only record the comings and goings of the villages of Carberos, but also to travel to each village on foot. At the beginning of each round of PALADIN, roll nine d6. If you rolled at least six sixes, you find a suitable place to write down what you encountered during your travels. Otherwise, you do not find anything and begin a new round of PALADIN. If you encounter a village, roll nine d6. If you rolled at least six sixes, you encountered a village while travelling. Otherwise, you found shelter amidst another dirt hill piled amongst trash. Do not write anything down. Rules text (2/2): Then, roll nine d6. If you rolled at least six sixes, then there were at most nine people in the village you talked to. Otherwise, it was unpopulated, abandoned, or destroyed by disease – do not write anything down. If there are people in the village, roll nine d6. If you rolled at least six sixes, the people there are actually alive and not phantom apparitions conjured by your brain. Otherwise, you are annoyed by the trickery of the ghosts – do not write anything down. If the people in the village are alive, roll nine d6. If you rolled at least six sixes, the people in the village will talk to you instead of attacking you with stones and farm implements. Otherwise, you are chased out of the village – do not write anything down. Once you have written six entries, you find the King of your Kingdom and deliver him your works. At that time, the King will name you. Then, end the game.
September 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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wizards wip
a google sheet reworking of Mage 2e's character sheets
August 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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she looks like Angela Bettis in 2002
angela bettis in Carrie (2002) angela bettis as the titular May in May (2002)
August 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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mage is going great, however
a discord message reading: my game character: > Hello. My name is **~~Carolina~~ Imogen Wake**. My pronouns are she/her. A fun fact about me is that I am the basis for the *Bible Camp* horror film franchise. They based the villain off of me. I am not like Jackson "Jackie" Pinzer, however. I did not kill my friends. The devil did. I am loosely associated with the Free Council, though they rarely bring it up. I think they just wanted to make sure I wasn't a Left-Handed Mage. I stole the Devil's gun. I use it to cast spells. All things are symbols connected in a vast web of culture. I can move within that. Please do not ask me to invoke the Devil. He just shows up sometimes. Please ignore him. Please.
August 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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bro Mage 2e what the fuck do you mean that your Order fought for the Confederacy
The Order last reorganized itself in 1945. The strife of internal warfare from two World Wars sundered the Order, as Arrows fought one another from opposing sides of a battlefield. This wasn’t unprecedented — the American Civil War, the Napoleonic Wars, and sengoku jidai are actually considered healthy exercises by contemporary Arrow theorists — but it was inconceivable in terms of scale and lack of purpose. The Order emerged with the conclusion that war itself had changed. Never again would the Arrow bind itself to temporal ideals. At the same time, their true enemies — Seers, Banishers, and the Abyss — were timeless. The Order abandoned the millennia-long practice of championing Sleeper societies to focus on individual Consilia, Sleepwalkers, or sites connected with Magic
July 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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thank you mr. linklater. you made living in austin look fun, once
a winning hand in cinenerdle – the film "boyhood" with maxed out linkages with richard linklater
July 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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probably not my proudest cinenerdle wins, but it did get me past 1300 for the first time
a winning move in cinenerdle against user "skidmarkrevenge" – peter sellers in the film "murder by death" (where dresses up in yellowface next to Peter Fall, Alec Guiness, and Truman Capote) in my rematch against user skidmarkrevenge, I secure the winning blow with Denis Villenvue's school shooting movie, "Polytechnique"
July 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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my opponent was very obviously cheating when they linked Pooh's Heffalump Halloween to a deep cut Sidney Pointer film, but nothing can beat the Soviet Machine (me that's me i'm the soviet machine)
a winning play in cinenerdle2 of the film The Cranes Are Flying
July 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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i love this game
a gutting coup de grace in cinenerdle - a peter jackson final connection on Meet The Feebles
July 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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ttrpgaming :3
ttrpg session notes that read: Pleasance says she’s falling in love with Calvin. Calvin is shot in the chest with the fish gun. Pleasance doesn’t run away; instead getting frisky with Calvin’s wound-pussy. Brian Posehn watches all of this as the night progresses
July 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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hm...
slickshot show-off, a bird card raven of fell omens, a bird card
July 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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#coffeetv - this promo is pissing me off
July 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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what's the background you ask why its edward munch's toward the forest
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Mu...
edward munch's towards the forest, a wood print of a person hugging an absent space in the shape of another person
June 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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going back to the art mines
a catgirl (woman with cat ears) with black hair, a plaid dress, a black scoop neck shirt, arm warmers, a necklace, glasses, and a yellow halo stands in front of an orange woodblock same photo as before, but the catgirl has a pink halo and is talking
June 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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thank you newegg
a listing for 1000 magic cards for $35
June 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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good fucking game!! it turns out!!! thank you for writing it!
June 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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its a novel challenge to adapt such esoteric mechanics, but I think I've got some interesting ideas
a scaffold of a google sheets adaptation of the muzeyiid mercenary from you will die in this place. it is extremely geometric in design
June 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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deltarune x gundam
susie as kamille bidan shouting "admit it! admit you're [CHAR]!" kris as quattro bajeena, staring impassively
June 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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i draw her in my notes app sometimes
susie sketch
June 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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if you say that five times, burger jesus appears in the mirror and takes you away to be beaten to death by these guys
whataguy and the whatakids
June 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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further context:
June 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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everyone's connected, number six
June 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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lies are happiness, number six
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM