The KU defense somehow manages to let a big run up the middle happen a couple of times per game, and every time there is nobody near the runner.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The KU defense somehow manages to let a big run up the middle happen a couple of times per game, and every time there is nobody near the runner.
The pattern has existed for ages: Republicans lie about what Democrats are planning in order to give themselves permission to do that thing. It's not that the accusations are confessions, the accusations are battle plans.
Ted Cruz: "I think right now the 2 frontrunners for the Democratic nomination in 2028 are AOC and Mamdani. Now, he's not even eligible, but what do they care? Law doesn't mean anything to them. That's where their party is."
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The pattern has existed for ages: Republicans lie about what Democrats are planning in order to give themselves permission to do that thing. It's not that the accusations are confessions, the accusations are battle plans.
Y'all should I reactivate twitter just to watch bill ackman lose his mind or are people gonna post it here for me?
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Y'all should I reactivate twitter just to watch bill ackman lose his mind or are people gonna post it here for me?
We should all give Kamala Harris some space, she's grieving the loss of her 2nd favorite war criminal.
best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We should all give Kamala Harris some space, she's grieving the loss of her 2nd favorite war criminal.
Supposed to fly to Vegas in a couple of weeks for my first full length vacation in years and these twats want to cancel it
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding more potential risk to the aviation system and putting a further strain on air traffic control staf...
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November 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Supposed to fly to Vegas in a couple of weeks for my first full length vacation in years and these twats want to cancel it
This appears, on the surface, to make zero sense from a geopolitical, legal, or strategic perspective. But when you view it through the lens of "my constituents and I hate brown people" it starts to make sense.
miami herald apparent scoop: venezuela strikes are imminent www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
U.S. poised to strike military targets in Venezuela in escalation against Maduro regime
The Trump Administration has made the decision to attack military installations inside Venezuela and the strikes could come at any moment, sources with knowledge of the situation told the Miami Herald...
www.miamiherald.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This appears, on the surface, to make zero sense from a geopolitical, legal, or strategic perspective. But when you view it through the lens of "my constituents and I hate brown people" it starts to make sense.
I think it's a real chicken/egg problem- is media illiteracy something they all had to begin with, or did they adopt it when they realized all of their media was shitty? Willfully being wrong can't feel amazing but it feels a lot better than reading The Fountainhead
Has anyone actually written something on the apparently inability of the reactionary mind to grasp the basic themes and even overt text of Tolkien?
Like at some point Gandalf turns directly to camera and says “the Men of Gondor sure are insufficient to this task, we need the hobbits to do it”
Like at some point Gandalf turns directly to camera and says “the Men of Gondor sure are insufficient to this task, we need the hobbits to do it”
this is an overtly fascist narrative - even the misreading of myth & literature is on brand
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I think it's a real chicken/egg problem- is media illiteracy something they all had to begin with, or did they adopt it when they realized all of their media was shitty? Willfully being wrong can't feel amazing but it feels a lot better than reading The Fountainhead
I'm expecting Floridians to take advantage and explain that no, they weren't cheating on their spouse, it was the Herpes Monkey
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'm expecting Floridians to take advantage and explain that no, they weren't cheating on their spouse, it was the Herpes Monkey
We need to federalize the National Guard to stop Jonathan Taylor.
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
We need to federalize the National Guard to stop Jonathan Taylor.
Officials 100% in the tank for the Eagles, Daboll is going to set a bomb off at his presser
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Officials 100% in the tank for the Eagles, Daboll is going to set a bomb off at his presser
Terrible forward progress call in Philly, officiating on tush push remains garbage
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Terrible forward progress call in Philly, officiating on tush push remains garbage
Me, at the ballet:
Is he... is he gonna fuck that bird?
Is he... is he gonna fuck that bird?
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me, at the ballet:
Is he... is he gonna fuck that bird?
Is he... is he gonna fuck that bird?
Temp in the 80s in October in Kansas City. Will we ever get fall weather again?
October 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Temp in the 80s in October in Kansas City. Will we ever get fall weather again?
Late seeing it, but One Battle After Another was fantastic. Everyone needs a friend like Sensei Sergio.
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Late seeing it, but One Battle After Another was fantastic. Everyone needs a friend like Sensei Sergio.
Very nice special teams tackle by UDFA Cooper McDonald!
October 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Very nice special teams tackle by UDFA Cooper McDonald!
Idk how the Seahawks coaching staff watches film every week and concludes that they gotta keep getting more carries for Charbonnet.
October 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Idk how the Seahawks coaching staff watches film every week and concludes that they gotta keep getting more carries for Charbonnet.
If you watched a single random play in this game, it is almost as likely to be a Jets punt as for it to be a Jets completed forward pass.
October 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If you watched a single random play in this game, it is almost as likely to be a Jets punt as for it to be a Jets completed forward pass.
If you said this to Alan Moore he'd stab you
October 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you said this to Alan Moore he'd stab you
Lukewarm take: Daft Punk is repetitive, emotionless trash. It's the distilled sound of boredom, played over four measures with no progression, and repeated ad nauseam. "One More Time" isn't a lyric, it's a threat.
this take wasn't hot enough. I'm dialing up an even hotter Daft Punk take. Standby.
Honestly the worst thing (or at least the least listenable as stand-alone music) Daft Punk ever released. That can't be it! bsky.app/profile/will...
October 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Lukewarm take: Daft Punk is repetitive, emotionless trash. It's the distilled sound of boredom, played over four measures with no progression, and repeated ad nauseam. "One More Time" isn't a lyric, it's a threat.
Shoutout to the calendar for properly describing @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social (10/10)
October 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Shoutout to the calendar for properly describing @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social (10/10)
"I just saw a headline" is what you say instead of "people are saying" when you own the whole media apparatus
Johnson: "It's true that in previous shutdowns, many or most furloughed employees have been paid for the time they were furloughed, but there is new legal analysis - I don't know the details, I just saw a headline - but there are some legal analysts saying that might not be appropriate or necessary"
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"I just saw a headline" is what you say instead of "people are saying" when you own the whole media apparatus
I absolutely hate that under throwing passes gets rewarded.
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I absolutely hate that under throwing passes gets rewarded.
We're gonna write a remake of Pretty Woman where as soon as the sex worker learns her client is a PE guy she stabs him in the neck and then lives happily ever after with literally anyone else
welp, laid off again, fuck private equity so hard
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
We're gonna write a remake of Pretty Woman where as soon as the sex worker learns her client is a PE guy she stabs him in the neck and then lives happily ever after with literally anyone else
Generals gathered in their masses /
Forced to listen to dumbasses
Forced to listen to dumbasses
Hegseth: "Should our enemies choose foolishly to challenge us, they will be crushed by the violence, precision, and ferocity of the War Department. To our enemies, FAFO."
September 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Generals gathered in their masses /
Forced to listen to dumbasses
Forced to listen to dumbasses
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17 people are dead from US strikes in the Caribbean this month and we still don't really know who they are and so far the president and VP have made jokes about scared fishermen.
Trump brags to military leaders about his strikes on boats: "They don't want go fishing. I don't blame them. There will be no fishing today. It's amazing what strength will do."
September 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
17 people are dead from US strikes in the Caribbean this month and we still don't really know who they are and so far the president and VP have made jokes about scared fishermen.