Attempt at crispy skin salmon with Dijon veloute:

This is indistinguishable from KKK flyers from the 1920s. When they say "Defend your culture", you might ask who they're "defending" it against, but you already know.

He's a rookie, how can he have umpire enemies already?

Watching the Royals this year:

Hey now we can get rid of the sign

Republicans:

Surprise homemade key lime pie from a lady who is easily history's greatest partner

If you're out here sending a kid angry messages because of a basketball game, get help. Be a better person.

If you're sending racist messages, just stick the gun in your mouth because you're an irredeemable piece of shit. Don't ever do that.

Spiritual brother to this

World class Thursday night game going on here

Scallop risotto to test a new pan

Will Democrats learn to harness the anger of working people against an unfair system, or will they continue to capitulate to their donors? Let's check in with a former VP candidate.

Monday morning sucks but this album rules and it helps a lot

Inside you there are two wolves