AdmiralBlastoise
admblastoise.bsky.social
AdmiralBlastoise
@admblastoise.bsky.social
25, computer nerd, love books, music, and gaming in all its mediums. Questionably saucy YA romance enjoyer. Tragically straight so far. Sharp-ish wit but only at my own expense.

Ask me about anything Magic the Gathering!
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i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there's support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – let’s see if we can top this one in 2026 🏳️‍⚧️
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Cracking up since a robotext earlier couldn't make up it's mind on what to text, so it just sent EVERYTHING AT ONCE
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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The year is running low on Sundays! Funnies away!
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Late, but I wanted to jump in on this trend. While I love Fieren, I am deeply inspired by how brave this person was! They went for the hard thing, were curious, made us all rejoice and draw together!

It makes me so happy to see folks gain that artistic curiosity!

So go forth! Rooting for you! 💖
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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A bit more of a Serious talk today with your MTG friend. But I hope you feel seen and know that we're all glad you're you and that you're here.
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Let’s gather for a great cause - supporting children around the world affected by conflict.
The #GatheringForGood auction has exclusive signed #MTGxFinalFantasy cards, posters and more!
All proceeds go to @warchilduk.bsky.social

Check it out! 👉 bit.ly/4fdNQ1C
August 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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If you can call Goku Goku instead of Kakarrot, cause he chooses to go by it instead of his birth name, you can call trans folk by there preferred name
August 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Chimecho enjoying the shade on a summer day 🌿

#art #pokemonart #pokemonfanart
July 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Hey artists, quote with your woman art 💚🌈
July 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Heya friends! Quote with your woman art! 💖

Here are some of my horror girlies with some sprinkled lore in the alt text ✌️
July 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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July 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Hello #portfolioday!
I'm Tristan, and I paint book covers, sometimes silly, sometimes spooky. And all kinds of other stuff too!
July 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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We have one #portfolioday, but what about second #portfolioday?! Here is some work I have done for tabletop games. June marked 20 years working in games. Most of my time is now spent on my book series. #monsterart #monsterartist #mtgart #mtgartist #starwarsart #starwarsartist #yodaart
July 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Hey #portfolioday!

I'm Kim, a fantasy artist in gaming and publishing who loves light and mood. Currently I work primarily on Magic: The Gathering and am actively seeking more book cover work!

Portfolio: kimsokol.com
July 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Hi #portfolioday!

I'm Veronica - a fantasy illustrator with a passion for dramatic scenes, character and creature art! Always open to chat about TTRPG, book or TCG work 💕

💌 voneillart@gmail.com
🎨 voneill.art
July 8, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Hi #Portfolioday

My name is Selina, I am a digital artist from Germany with focus on character art based on fantasy and mythology and bookish art.

Portfolio: cara.app/sesart
🌿 Prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/sesa...
🌿 Socials: linktr.ee/sesart
🌿 Contact: sesart.contact@gmail.com
July 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Hi #PortfolioDay 🎇

I'm Christina, a freelance fantasy artist from Germany who loves to paint light and magical things. I'm currently an artist mainly for Magic: The Gathering, Hearthstone and book covers.🥰

🌎https://christinakraus-art.com
✉️christina@christinakraus-art.com
April 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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✨Hello #PortfolioDay ! ✨
I'm Adriano, a freelance illustrator from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
You can see my portfolio at adrianokitani.myportfolio.com
July 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM