Splooge-igi Manjuice-oni
@adirtytomato.bsky.social
Individual pathologies as indicated in skeet(s)
If Musk creates a third political party, milquetoast shitcons will flock to it so they can say they were never MAGA, and MAGAts will flock to it so they can say they were never MAGA
July 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If Musk creates a third political party, milquetoast shitcons will flock to it so they can say they were never MAGA, and MAGAts will flock to it so they can say they were never MAGA
The half-assed online college discussion board comments have become so much more entertaining now that they’re powered by half-assed LLM glazing
June 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The half-assed online college discussion board comments have become so much more entertaining now that they’re powered by half-assed LLM glazing
Fuck she mean “take it outside”. Jasmine would run Nancy’s fade INSIDE… the gender neutral bathroom
January 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Fuck she mean “take it outside”. Jasmine would run Nancy’s fade INSIDE… the gender neutral bathroom
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EVERY FORUM POST: How do I do the thing I need to do?
EVERY TOP REPLY: If I understand you correctly [doesn't], I have never needed to do that, so why would you want to?
EVERY TOP REPLY: If I understand you correctly [doesn't], I have never needed to do that, so why would you want to?
January 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
EVERY FORUM POST: How do I do the thing I need to do?
EVERY TOP REPLY: If I understand you correctly [doesn't], I have never needed to do that, so why would you want to?
EVERY TOP REPLY: If I understand you correctly [doesn't], I have never needed to do that, so why would you want to?
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plz…plz just tell me when Star Wars women are sad that I’ll find a wife and make enough money to buy a house. I invested all my money in Magic the gathering cards and an NFT of Ted Danson as Becker plz u can’t tell me im actually the npc
January 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
plz…plz just tell me when Star Wars women are sad that I’ll find a wife and make enough money to buy a house. I invested all my money in Magic the gathering cards and an NFT of Ted Danson as Becker plz u can’t tell me im actually the npc
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i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
January 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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You guys need to step up your game bc so far twitter has produced the most insane take related to this photo
January 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You guys need to step up your game bc so far twitter has produced the most insane take related to this photo
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sorry for being really insane and awful the other day. It will happen again
January 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
sorry for being really insane and awful the other day. It will happen again
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A U.S. Congresswoman disappeared for the last six months of her term. Nobody noticed.
Turns out she's in a memory care unit, & her staff (and apparently other people?) covered it up (though she was somehow propped up for an event a month ago?)
WILD story
Turns out she's in a memory care unit, & her staff (and apparently other people?) covered it up (though she was somehow propped up for an event a month ago?)
WILD story
‘Missing’ GOP Congresswoman Not Seen For Six Months Finally Found Living at Dementia Care Home - WCBM TALKRADIO AM 680
In a startling revelation, Rep. Kay Granger, missing for six months, has been found living in a dementia care home. Discover the details behind her sudden disappearance and the implications for her political legacy. The post ‘Missing’ GOP Congresswoman Not Seen For Six Months Finally Found Living at Dementia Care Home appeared first on The Gateway Pundit.
wcbm.com
December 21, 2024 at 9:08 PM
A U.S. Congresswoman disappeared for the last six months of her term. Nobody noticed.
Turns out she's in a memory care unit, & her staff (and apparently other people?) covered it up (though she was somehow propped up for an event a month ago?)
WILD story
Turns out she's in a memory care unit, & her staff (and apparently other people?) covered it up (though she was somehow propped up for an event a month ago?)
WILD story
Recovered at the scene
December 6, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Recovered at the scene
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Great day to learn about the fluoride mechanism so you can explain it to your friends.
internet people lie about fluoride
YouTube video by Angela Collier
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Great day to learn about the fluoride mechanism so you can explain it to your friends.
Can’t wait to chug three gallons of 375° bird tea
November 28, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Can’t wait to chug three gallons of 375° bird tea
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why won't they let us enjoy the many benefits of lead? I bet it's not even bad for us, they just don't want us to know
November 27, 2024 at 8:13 PM
why won't they let us enjoy the many benefits of lead? I bet it's not even bad for us, they just don't want us to know
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Ummm *checks notes*
*the notes say *check notes* *
Fuck
*the notes say *check notes* *
Fuck
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Ummm *checks notes*
*the notes say *check notes* *
Fuck
*the notes say *check notes* *
Fuck
Conducting manic red-string-corkboard research to discover how to word a customer agreement form that gives me ownership of your car if you hire me to work on it
November 28, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Conducting manic red-string-corkboard research to discover how to word a customer agreement form that gives me ownership of your car if you hire me to work on it
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every day i have a "we're so cooked" moment and then just move on
November 28, 2024 at 12:24 AM
every day i have a "we're so cooked" moment and then just move on
My older brother is beginning to exhibit the early stages of chronic insomnia, something that’s plagued both me and my partner deeply for years. Never had a more brutally sympathetic thought of “Ohh, you poor, poor bastard”
November 26, 2024 at 11:17 PM
My older brother is beginning to exhibit the early stages of chronic insomnia, something that’s plagued both me and my partner deeply for years. Never had a more brutally sympathetic thought of “Ohh, you poor, poor bastard”
What secret ingredient in Mac and cheese was so good it made you violently intolerable of any other Mac and cheese recipe? Looking for inspiration
November 21, 2024 at 10:03 AM
What secret ingredient in Mac and cheese was so good it made you violently intolerable of any other Mac and cheese recipe? Looking for inspiration
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online debate does not deepen understanding; it is a performance.
arguing with strangers on the world's 6th most popular social media app won't do shit.
arguing with strangers on the world's 6th most popular social media app won't do shit.
November 20, 2024 at 7:26 PM
online debate does not deepen understanding; it is a performance.
arguing with strangers on the world's 6th most popular social media app won't do shit.
arguing with strangers on the world's 6th most popular social media app won't do shit.
@crispdillpickle.bsky.social wasp cup
November 17, 2024 at 11:21 PM
@crispdillpickle.bsky.social wasp cup
So 75 years from now will owning InfoWars memorabilia be associated with being “just really into history”
November 15, 2024 at 6:11 AM
So 75 years from now will owning InfoWars memorabilia be associated with being “just really into history”
No true cocksman
September 17, 2023 at 2:30 PM
No true cocksman
$30 for feels. Worth it (repeating duck-quack error sound)
August 23, 2023 at 11:43 AM
$30 for feels. Worth it (repeating duck-quack error sound)