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i dont care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what else is in there? love. joy. kindness. they will take care of the microplastics
unfortunately having a stable career and a happy relationship has made me abandon my internet humor (for the best, honestly)
January 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
unfortunately they’re right

it’s so much easier and more enjoyable to finish your little tasks when you get to check a box to mark them as complete
January 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
if anyone is wondering how I’m doing I got on the wrong train twice today
January 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
my bf has hit unprecedented levels of brain rot idek what he’s sending me anymore lmaoooo
January 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the Baltimore accent is actually insane to hear in person
January 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i miss 2020-2022 twitter
December 30, 2024 at 4:55 PM
America sucks because no one turns their swag on anymore
December 30, 2024 at 4:23 PM
my bf made me watch arcane and ngl that was one of the best things i’ve ever watched
December 29, 2024 at 6:44 AM
no one tells you that moving to a new city will make you dissociate constantly and question your place in a world where nothing is familiar
December 29, 2024 at 12:27 AM
two adhd bitches saying “do you know where i put that?”
December 24, 2024 at 12:24 AM
every time i tell myself i’m just gonna wear glasses for a while to save money i cave and order more contacts after 2 days because i hate the feeling of glasses so much lololol
December 21, 2024 at 5:50 PM
i’m gonna suck your balls when i say this…
December 21, 2024 at 5:06 AM
the way i neverrr cooked when i lived alone and now every day i’m like “hehe what should i make us tonight?”

so anyways i’m making smashed red potatoes and marry me tuscan chicken
December 20, 2024 at 7:19 PM
the best investment you can make is a nice espresso machine and a grinder.

it pays for itself and you can make better coffee than most coffee shops when you get the hang of it.
December 19, 2024 at 4:39 PM
i’m craving a crunchy snack which is really bad news for a girl in a house that doesn’t have a crunchy snack in it
December 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
idgaf about followers

i will talk to myself
December 18, 2024 at 10:37 PM
my new office has nitro cold brew on tap. i’m about to bust through the wall like the koolaid man.
December 18, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Why? - Bronski Beat
Head Over Heels- Tears for Fears
Just Like Heaven- The Cure
What are 3 songs from the eighties you never get tired of?
December 18, 2024 at 4:59 PM
don’t get mad, but lowkey it grosses me out that people let their cats on their cooking surfaces, in their dishes, etc.
Daily morning routine:
Start coffee
throw cat off counter
Make lunch
throw cat off counter
Decant coffee
throw other cat off counter
Toast bagel
throw both cats off counter
December 18, 2024 at 3:43 PM
my brain is itchy
December 18, 2024 at 3:39 PM
ootd ! 👾💟
December 18, 2024 at 3:37 PM
do u still think i’m hot
December 18, 2024 at 1:22 AM
December 17, 2024 at 10:06 PM
bro wants an ipa
December 17, 2024 at 9:39 PM
bro is an iPad kid
December 17, 2024 at 9:38 PM