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gay antics 🔞 he/him 💀 artist 💀 mostly our flag means death 💀 izzy enjoyer 💀 NSFW

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sam💀 @adhdedteach.bsky.social · Mar 11
ok alternative cheaper c0mmissions because i just need the money lmaoo so:

waist-up sketch commissions, ill draw for whatever fandom you want, ocs, furries, etc.

£10 (+£5 per character), paypal upfront payment, turn-around end of april latest.

DM here or @/samhound on discord
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fusspot.rip
Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
A digital drawing of The Final Pam, a woman in a fancy, fur-collared dress, white-rimmed sunglasses and a bouffant hairstyle. She's smiling at the viewer, fingers steepled, and an there's an explosion behind her. Dialogue: "Hello again, the Smiths. Is next time now. Did you remember to invite Pam?"
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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thesushiowl.bsky.social
And done! I may have put too much effort into these, but I needed somewhere to put anxious energy while my mom's hospitalized. (She's coming home tomorrow maybe!)
I hope everyone likes theirs!
A 3x3 grid of profile pics for mutuals.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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darkdancer72.bsky.social
Realised I wrote a couple of fics for zines last year and forgot to post them to AO3, so, well, here they are. Sprizzy, of course…
#ofmdfanfic #sprizzy

archiveofourown.org/works/74094011
Pretty Things - DarkDancer72 - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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moonysmith81.bsky.social
Conito bonito of the day... day 298!!!

beautiful Izzy
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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kittymewes.bsky.social
Since I haven't been up to much art wise besides market prep lately- enjoy some more birthday Izzys from the last while! 🥳

#ofmd #izzyhands
A digital drawing/ chibi doodle of Izzy in a party hat flopped on the floor snoozing and cuddling his blahaj (also in a party hat). Above them hang streamers and a banner. Another doodle of Izzy blindfolded wiggling a bat as a unicorn pinata hangs in front of him.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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disastershipblonde.bsky.social
A charity vignette for @mentallydevastated.bsky.social - Stizzy + lilac. This is a real Georgian ballad! 💜
Stede is glad of the candlelight hiding the trembling of his hands. It’s theatre, nothing more; a game between fellows who’ve only recently come to an uneasy friendship. But Izzy has played his part with an easy willingness that both delights Stede and frightens him. A song? Stede had suggested half-jokingly over two drinks too many. And a costume, perhaps? I have… oh, it’s silly. Well, you could pull it off. If anyone could, it would be you… And now they’re here, in the cosy darkness of the Great Cabin, just the two of them. No sound but Izzy’s sweet tenor and the thump of Stede’s heart. Oh once I slept on a feather bed With blankets woollen warm Now I’m glad to lay my head On a cloak that’s old and torn… The Revenge creaks around them in sympathy for the sweet ballad. The moon shimmers on the restless waves, swaying to the melody like a lovelorn doxy. And oh, it’s the drink, it’s the demon drink on an empty stomach, but Stede could almost believe he is in the presence of one of the great singers of the metropolitan stages. He’s never been to the London opera, of course, being nothing more than a colonial yokel, but he’s read such descriptions of the beautiful young tenors who outshone even the castrati. Izzy is by no means young - in body or in grizzled spirit - but, well, Stede’s spirit is stirring. Hence he’s hiding behind the drinks trolley, pretending to charge their cups with Madeira. Izzy leans against the window casement, dark hair piled high. He sings as if Stede isn’t even here, his head lolling, eyes closed in languor, a candy smear of lilac powder on the fluttering lids. So sing with me a merry catch As summer days will come My love he is a soldier boy So I’m following the drum… And then there’s the matter of the costume. Wide skirts, like a sail caught in a fair wind. Waist small, insectile, cinched by ribbons crisscrossing like strokes of the lash, skimming Izzy’s sides, up, up, as the muscle swells to the crescendo of high, round pectorals mounting the edge of the bodice in a display of dark hair and tanned flesh. Lilac satin. Lilac, the sweetest blossom of the heathland - again, a wild place Stede had never laid eyes on - but he has read the perfume of the lilac can hide even the deepest rot. The colour is simply perfect on Izzy’s weathered complexion. Dainty, flattering, even coquettish, particularly the matching ribbon circumnavigating his throat. All his rottenness forgiven. Stede licks his dry lips. Act casual, he steels himself. Izzy will be enjoying this. The audience, yes, but perhaps also the silky drawers with the split crotch nestled safe under foaming layers of petticoats. Following the drum. All gentlemen know the grime that pretty euphemism hides. The wives and the mistresses of the soldiers follow not the drum, but their men. And when their men leave them or die on the battlefield, the faithless harlots simply choose another. Oh sup with me on a scraggy fowl And dream of sugar plums My love he is a soldier boy So I’m following the drum. The gentle husk of Izzy’s voice almost convinces Stede of the narrative. The note of devoted resignation carries beautifully in the night air. Stede couldn’t say why he’s hiding back here, unsteady behind the trolley where the song can touch him, but not… well. Touch him. “It’s a tearjerker,” Izzy told him earlier over their unwise drinks. “Working girls spin a sad tale of their wayward lover in the hope a kindly gentleman’ll take pity on them for them night.” “And does it work?” Stede had asked him, topping up their cups. ”A lie like that?” As he tipped back his cup, Izzy’s smile didn’t quite warm his eyes. “Who said anything about a lie?” At the casement, Izzy’s gloved right hand finds his black heart, buried beneath layers of lilac satin and lace as he croons the final verse. I’m lame and tired before my time And still I follow him along. Oh I’m lame and tired but still I smile And still I follow him along.
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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actofgracecon.bsky.social
Submissions for our Drag Show are open! #AoGVC forms.gle/rTB9hAfWpVe2...
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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actofgracecon.bsky.social
Submissions for our Cosplay Runway are open! #AoGVC forms.gle/HcTSjCRiinRj...
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social
help 😍 #ConONeill
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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cecillusive.bsky.social
One week left to order this calendar full of amazing Izzy art!
yearofbelonging.bsky.social Year of Belonging @yearofbelonging.bsky.social · 2d
A Year of Belonging -
A calendar for charity; all proceeds split between Lambda Literary (a non-profit dedicated to amplifying LGBT+ storytelling) & Grassroots Gaza (a mutual aid initiative for Palestinians).
Pre-order now through Nov. 19!
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
Graphic showing a digital drawing of Izzy Hands against a background of flowers and swallows, below this is the name umulata. Next to him are the words: A year of belonging. $24 physical calendar $9 digital. Below that are 14 circles showing a variety of art of Izzy Hands and unicorns. Under the circles are the names: Cliopadraart, MegaDucko, Hyaha-ha-ha, gentleranium, Im_rights, KittyMewes, lostinthebabylon, neopessimist, sam_whatever, ADHDedteach, sensationseeking, cecillusive, asisherright, and WaldosAkimbo.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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izzyhandsart.bsky.social
Never got a 9th so I tossed myself in.

This feels so wrong because I want my art to look good 😂 But I also love the chance to be goofy.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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hesikia.bsky.social
follow me on tiktok for more peakness 😝
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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lostinthebabylon.bsky.social
Still a week to pre-order our little calendar 💞
yearofbelonging.bsky.social Year of Belonging @yearofbelonging.bsky.social · 17h
The artists for this calendar are amazing at depicting affection.
Like @lostinthebabylon.bsky.social

A Year of Belonging, a calendar for charity.
Pre-order through November 19!
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com

(Showing off some of their OTHER artworks here.)
Digital drawing of Lucius Spriggs cradling Izzy Hands in his arms. They are both looking to side. The pose is reminiscent of a photo of Oscar Isaac cradling Pedro Pascal.
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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yearofbelonging.bsky.social
The artists for this calendar are amazing at depicting affection.
Like @lostinthebabylon.bsky.social

A Year of Belonging, a calendar for charity.
Pre-order through November 19!
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com

(Showing off some of their OTHER artworks here.)
Digital drawing of Lucius Spriggs cradling Izzy Hands in his arms. They are both looking to side. The pose is reminiscent of a photo of Oscar Isaac cradling Pedro Pascal.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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adampknave.com
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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dracothelizard.bsky.social
Announcing #omfdroachweek - An event based around everyone's favourite cook/surgeon/inventor of peanut paste!

The AO3 collection is up, but will remain closed until closer to the event: archiveofourown.org/collections/...

Open to all fanworks and all platonic and romantic Roach pairings! #ofmd
Image of Roach from OFMD standing by the rail - he looks pensive Text: Roach Week 18/1 - 24/1 Let's celebrate everyone's favourite cook/surgeon/inventor of peanut paste! Lower text box Sunday - Sweet / Wound Monday - Salt / Fever Tuesday - Bitter / Headache Wednesday - Sour / Burn Thursday - Savoury / Surgery Friday - Allergies Saturday - Someone makes a meal for Roach / Someone takes care of Roach / Rec your favourite Roach fanwork! Image of Roach from Our Flag Means Death in the galley. He is wearing a chef's hat, a fancy outfit and a white apron. He's carrying his cleaver and is about to attack Text: Roach Week - 18/1 - 24/1 Let's celebrate everyone's favourite cook/surgeon/inventor of peanut paste! Lower text box Each fanwork should be Roach-centric. This doesn't mean it has to be from Roach's POV. If you want to write a fic from Auntie's POV where she catches Roach trying to steal a soup recipe, go for it! Open to all types of fanwork - fic, art, podfic, etc Open to all platonic and romantic ships featuring Roach Open to all ratings Please use #ofmdroachweek Please use the AO3 collection - https://archiveofourown.org/collections/OFMDRoachWeek Don't be a dick
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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stevensoncat.bsky.social
baby little tiny boy 🥰
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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edskrakenera.bsky.social
i just think omega ed and alpha izzy
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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aloc.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/673465...
i don't know.. mb i forgot to post it? it's rbb👀 #edwardteach #ofmd
Ed in breakup robe is captured by Blackbeard with shadow tentacles. Ed's face is forcefully painted.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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bookofoak.bsky.social
She FUNDED the UK Supreme Court case that stripped trans people of their rights. she has openly said that a lot of her future profits will go into funding similar court cases and legislation.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
adhdedteach.bsky.social
trans (british!) (nonbinary) guy here 🙋if you have any interaction beyond negative with jkr - enjoy books, work with hp, whether it was your childhood fantasy - go fuck yourself! you are actively funding the death of trans people here :)
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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asisherright.bsky.social
I just had another anon sponsor an ornament so I'll be drawing two names! Retweeting the quoted post is very helpful and if you don't want to wait to see if you'll win, you can order at the link as well!
asisherright.bsky.social Sylvia 🪽🌊🌝 @asisherright.bsky.social · 1d
A very sweet person who would like to remain anonymous has ordered an extra ornament and would like me to send it to someone. I'll draw a person randomly on Tuesday 11/18, so if you'd like to enter, just leave a reply below! (Worldwide shipping ok) #ofmd
Laser cut Christmas ornament with the ofmd skeleton mermaids and the text "happy holidays"
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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darktarou.bsky.social
Sneak Peak of my Illustration for the @novamali.bsky.social and @damesprod.bsky.social Villainess artbook! >w> Say hello to my infected priestess!
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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xghostneox.bsky.social
Check out my Kofi for any of my ofmd stuff at a discounted price 😘
ko-fi.com/xghostneox
Support ✨ neo ✨
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ko-fi.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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siren-events.bsky.social
Christina here with an announcement for everyone -

We're happy to say that Christine Wada's Interview as a Crew panel is now available with subtitles! When watching on VOD you now have the choice of with or without subtitles. Not sure how to find the subtitle version? Check out 👇

#OFMD #IaaC
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM