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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨ Sprizzy Now and Everyday ✨
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She/Her, Cis, DarkDancer72 on AO3. Former archaeologist, full time carer, mostly knackered. Resident of Izzy Canyon (UK)
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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨ Sprizzy Now and Everyday ✨ @darkdancer72.bsky.social · 9d
The lads gather for the grand finale, and wish you all a very Happy New Year 🥳
All dolls by @imrights.bsky.social and their haut couture t shirts by @disastershipblonde.bsky.social
#hausofhands
7/7
All the dolls from the previous posts in one photo - 10cm CJ, 15cm season 1 Izzy, 20cm Izzy in his Daddy shirt, 15cm season 2 Izzy and 10cm Izzy. All dolls by Rights
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tessmachling.bsky.social
Here's Letty with a piece she composed for @prehistoricsociety.bsky.social in 2021.

youtu.be/wNVKQw0-cIk?...
"Metamorphosis"
YouTube video by The Prehistoric Society
youtu.be
January 7, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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florenceafter12.bsky.social
slumber party 🤭

dolls by @imrights.bsky.social, shirts by @disastershipblonde.bsky.social - just look how cute the boys are!!
Heads of Izzy, Ed and Stede dolls poking out from under a blanket. The same dolls without the blanket, laid out on a fuzzy white pillow. Izzy wears a black shirt with the Blackbeard flag, pink panties and one matching sock on his foot. Ed wears a purple Black Sabbath shirt and white socks and panties. Stede wears a white shirt with the word “Piracy” in the Barbie font and blue socks and panties.
January 7, 2026 at 11:54 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Small Izzy has woken up after a night out with Tiny CJ and his tiny husband. He has no idea where his trousers are, and he seems to be advertising a germ factory…
(Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social and t-shirts by
@disastershipblonde.bsky.social)
#izzyhands
A 20cm Izzy doll, lying on his side draped in a black scarf and wearing nothing else except a Calico Jack’s Tattoo Shack t shirt. Next to him is a 10cm Izzy doll on his back, also in a tattoo shack t shirt, and black shorts. Face down between them is a 10cm CJ doll wearing shorts, the same t shirt and a suede waistcoat. All dolls by Rights!
January 7, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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frooogscream.bsky.social
And the hot as fuck short king moving man with beautiful hair who talks about why he wears dangly earrings while manhandling your entire couch😌
Another repost by op reading: “Moving men please come move me in your big strong arms in a way that complies with local safety regulations and the company’s values.” And one more:” One of the men had a dangling earring and a stud, so I told him I liked his earrings. So he told me about how when he first got his ears pierced, he lost a stud and had to borrow an earring from his girlfriend to keep the hole from closing up. Well the only one she had to lend him was a dangling pink fuzzy duck. And everyone made fun of him for wearing it until they realised he didn’t give a fuck what they thought. So now he always wears one stud and one dangling errring. He told me this story while manhandling my entire couch. And I’m supposed to be normal about this? I’m bisexual” And a last repost by another person adding:” I got furniture delivered the other day, and one of the moving guys was a hot as fuck short king, with beautiful hair and a constant, handsome smile. And I was just like…. I don’t even know your name, moving man, but I want to know more about you and your strong short legs!” Con O’Neill as Peter in dancing through the dark, he looks very beautiful and wears a white T-shirt and a big gold hoop in his left ear (to give an approximation to how Nick the moving man would look with dangly earring)
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social
The thing about Izzy is...izzy 💜
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social
Con in Educating Rita 2015 ❤️ #ConONeill #EducatingRita

forearms 👀🥵
January 6, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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florenceafter12.bsky.social
that’s okay i meant to cry anyway
But this is to misunderstand the purpose of fan fiction. Fan fiction starts with the itch of dissatisfaction, it is the art of emotional correction. When what is canon fails to deliver, the fan fiction writers step in, armed with Word documents and righteous indignation. You think this character deserved more hand-holding? Fine. Someone out there is writing 10,000 words of forehead kisses and mutual healing right now. Because fan fiction isn't just rewriting, it's repairing. It's giving yourself the closure you need when the author won't. It's deciding that pain can end differently, that love can be louder, that characters who were doomed in print get to live this time. It's literature written by people who refused to move on and sometimes these people spell really badly (and that is completely OK). And yes, it's rebellion. Against gatekeeping, against prestige, against the assumption that stories only count when they make money. Fan fiction exists because readers loved something so much they refused to let it die.
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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transformativeworks.org
"Fanfiction allows people to explore identity, sexuality, trauma and love through characters they already trust. For many queer readers and writers, it was the first place they saw themselves represented."
The hill I will die on: Fan fiction is real literature, whatever the snobs say | Urooj Ashfaq
Yes, it’s messy, derivative and occasionally incomprehensible – but so is life, says comedian Urooj Ashfaq
www.theguardian.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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izzyfreak.bsky.social
i’ve ended up with one extra @yearofbelonging.bsky.social izzy hands calendar, so I’m doing a little giveaway raffle!! just comment and repost :) US only pls unless you can pay shipping u_u
cover of “first mate log - a year of belonging”, an izzy hands-themed calendar
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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yearofbelonging.bsky.social
Would you like to hear a secret?

We have LIMITED STOCK of physical calendars left over for sale and the shop is open again for physical AND digital orders!

Go! Hurry! Get a PRINTED Year of Belonging calendar while you can! Once they're gone, they'e gone.✨♠️

yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
Year of Belonging Calendar
an OFMD calendar centered on Izzy Hands.
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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smudgeandfrank.bsky.social
... Frenchie kept that mistletoe in his pocket long after it had withered and started to disintegrate. 🖤🐈‍⬛🦄✨️
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #ouizzy #izzyhands #frenchie
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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asisherright.bsky.social
Tripped and fell into my art supplies #wip #HeatedRivalry
In progress oil pastel of Shane and Ilya at the lake at sunset on an easel surrounded by a messy assortment of oil pastels and takeout napkins as scratch paper.
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
I’ve got mine and it’s fabulous, grab yours while you can 🤩
#yearofbelonging #izzyhands
yearofbelonging.bsky.social Year of Belonging @yearofbelonging.bsky.social · 6d
Would you like to hear a secret?

We have LIMITED STOCK of physical calendars left over for sale and the shop is open again for physical AND digital orders!

Go! Hurry! Get a PRINTED Year of Belonging calendar while you can! Once they're gone, they'e gone.✨♠️

yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
Year of Belonging Calendar
an OFMD calendar centered on Izzy Hands.
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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disastershipblonde.bsky.social
#HausofHands I'm doing the final 19 orders today, but my rural post office is closed and I'm buying postage online - for that, I need recipient's phone numbers. I've messaged everyone still waiting for their shipping notification, so check your ko-fi accounts!
January 3, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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starswallow.bsky.social
NYC you get Mamdani AND Con?? Lucky...
Screengrab of Con O'Neill's Instagram. He's bundled up in the cold, hat & earmuffs and cowl and winter coat. A caption above his image reads: New York.....you f**king legends. x. Screengrab of Con O'Neill's Instagram caption, reading: oneill.com Photo dump time.....freezing my tits off but still the greatest of cities. #nyc #broadway #theatre #bagels. Screengrab of Con O'Neill's Instagram, a color head shot of Con wearing sunglasses in front of a brick wall.
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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moonysmith81.bsky.social
happy new year ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Con O'Neill from Instagram video with filter of hearts on Con O'Neill from instagram video with filter of hearts on
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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dreamcatcher241.bsky.social
The boys were excited to get their package from @disastershipblonde.bsky.social today, all new designer clothes! They look fabulous and had to do a photoshoot - obviously!

Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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asisherright.bsky.social
Happy New Year friends! This was from many many years ago (2022). Grateful for everyone here ❤️ #ofmd
Digital illustration of Ed and Stede toasting with champagne glasses and the text "happy New year" surrounded by lots of glitter and sparkles
December 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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stevensoncat.bsky.social
remember <3
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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coffeecatsja.bsky.social
*2026
coffeecatsja.bsky.social Jillian @ The Cottage ☕️🏡☕️ @coffeecatsja.bsky.social · Dec 31
The first three words you see will define your 2025:
Just a lot of "izzy"
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
The lads have had a very special delivery from @disastershipblonde.bsky.social… it’s fashion show time! Welcome to the Haus… to the Haus of Hands! #hausofhands
1/7
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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niffler91.bsky.social
Day 189 and the last day of 2025, of notifying @taskmaster.tv that Nathan Foad would like to be on the show!

@alexhorne.bsky.social... 👀
December 31, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social
Happy 2 year anniversary to this thing. well 2 years from the first chapter being posted, really started writing on 10/26/2023. Anyway there was a thread somewhere about fics that aren't romantic love & the romance takes a backseat to friendships mostly in these two, so there's that
unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · May 4
🌸First Light Parts One & Two (Complete)🌸
#udfic #ofmdfic
Resurrection, redemption, a bunch of crew shenanigans, & magic all set post s2. 🔗 to the series:
archiveofourown.org/series/3908644
Title: The Sky Set to Burst Subtitle: First Light Part One by unpleasantdiversions Rated T for canon-typical language & violence 23k words (Text appears overlaid on an edited version of Ivan Aivazovsky's Storm At Sea On a Moonlit Night. The actual painting is more blue-hued. This edit shows a tall ship rocking on greenish waves under a moonlit, cloudy sky.) The Gold And The Rust First Light Part Two by unpleasantdiversions Rated T for canon-typical language & violence Work In Progress (Background is "Near Crimean Sea" by Ivan Aivazovsky. A tall ship sails on blue-green slightly choppy seas; it's on the viewer's right. The sky is orange-yellow with the sun hanging low above the horizon.)
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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yshirna.bsky.social
Closeup screenshot of izzy hands from ofmd, looking beautifully distraught and dirty and lost and pretty after he 'lost' a duel against stede bonnet
December 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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lostinthebabylon.bsky.social
I'm finally here with my Canyon Christmas gift for @izzyartist.bsky.social 💕✨ It looks like Izzy got an unexpected surprise this year! Lucius surely knows how to make a entrance 😆 I hope you enjoy💜
Izzy looking surprised as a naked, winking Lucius appears from inside a huge gift box next to him.
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM