Adam Guy Guy Alrightright
@adamguyguy.bsky.social
Fish fry cook. I promise I'm chill. Chicago is best, but Detroit pizzas better. I like to write, might chat, can engage in menace for jolly mirth.
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Ten thousand fucking percent.
Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness.
In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness.
In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
Most of all, drop that "we're fucked" mindset. Time to leave that doomerism bullshit behind and focus on doing good.
I want 2026 to be the year where we collectively stop rewarding negativity. Stop bringing others down to bring yourself up. Stop bringing attention to genuinely awful people. Stop ignoring people bringing positive changes to the world. We need more kindness and empathy. I’m dead serious
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Ten thousand fucking percent.
Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness.
In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness.
In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
Having not seen the previous two, I feel Avatar the 3rd was very long and appropriate for Papyrus. No more money need be spent there
December 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Having not seen the previous two, I feel Avatar the 3rd was very long and appropriate for Papyrus. No more money need be spent there
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makes you wonder the extent to which the loser behavior of a lot of Democratic electeds is just downstream of the loser behavior of apparently a bunch of Democratic voters
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
makes you wonder the extent to which the loser behavior of a lot of Democratic electeds is just downstream of the loser behavior of apparently a bunch of Democratic voters
Favorite Chicago cuisine hallmark is it being so messy or oddly shaped that you need a workaround to eat. Pizza so dense you eat it with a fork! Sandwich so wet you stand three feet away from the table you're hovering over! Hot sauce? How about hot oily thick chopped celery and carrot?
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Favorite Chicago cuisine hallmark is it being so messy or oddly shaped that you need a workaround to eat. Pizza so dense you eat it with a fork! Sandwich so wet you stand three feet away from the table you're hovering over! Hot sauce? How about hot oily thick chopped celery and carrot?
My crew mutinying over me is behavior unbecoming of this ship that I - nay, we together - built after I overthrew the old captain.
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My crew mutinying over me is behavior unbecoming of this ship that I - nay, we together - built after I overthrew the old captain.
Reading eb white has been an uneasy panacea to how gestures everything has been affecting the brain. The news has always been run by conservatives, fascists seemly always stupidly overstep, enough good people can make a difference, and your dog is spoilt, sincerely 1930s
December 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reading eb white has been an uneasy panacea to how gestures everything has been affecting the brain. The news has always been run by conservatives, fascists seemly always stupidly overstep, enough good people can make a difference, and your dog is spoilt, sincerely 1930s
Me, screaming at a rotini: SPIRAL! SPIRAL!
(shudder) SPIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(shudder) SPIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me, screaming at a rotini: SPIRAL! SPIRAL!
(shudder) SPIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(shudder) SPIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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No AI videos I've seen offend and upset me as much as fake funny animal videos. Real animals are infinite entertainment machines placed on Earth by God to make us smile, and you're wasting resources on this? Point a camera at a dog and throw a ball. It could not be any simpler you fucking ding dongs
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
No AI videos I've seen offend and upset me as much as fake funny animal videos. Real animals are infinite entertainment machines placed on Earth by God to make us smile, and you're wasting resources on this? Point a camera at a dog and throw a ball. It could not be any simpler you fucking ding dongs
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These twisted cowards have to get louder and louder and as some of them have been given free reign to terrorize people their toadies have to scream harder to cheer them on to make it seem like they are the default now
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
These twisted cowards have to get louder and louder and as some of them have been given free reign to terrorize people their toadies have to scream harder to cheer them on to make it seem like they are the default now
This looks pretty Caucasian Classic to me. Surprised the green beans aren't drowned in cream of mush and fried onion, but golly guys she really has a lot more going wrong with her than bland food tastes.
Like, you all were complaining about ham too ffs go touch snow
Like, you all were complaining about ham too ffs go touch snow
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
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www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This looks pretty Caucasian Classic to me. Surprised the green beans aren't drowned in cream of mush and fried onion, but golly guys she really has a lot more going wrong with her than bland food tastes.
Like, you all were complaining about ham too ffs go touch snow
Like, you all were complaining about ham too ffs go touch snow
Happy Feast to everyone, especially the ham baffled
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Happy Feast to everyone, especially the ham baffled
Tide CEO says you're insane if you dont try and barely stop yourself from eating a couple pods a day.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tide CEO says you're insane if you dont try and barely stop yourself from eating a couple pods a day.
Everyday carry as a fashion accessory would be improved if we just called them what they are, which is whimsy kits.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Everyday carry as a fashion accessory would be improved if we just called them what they are, which is whimsy kits.
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
I dont know if this is a fair complaint, but I feel like my smartphone calculator should just be a graphing calc by default.
You dont get to make a technology obsolete and then make me have to work to find a way to do that again. Please just show me a picture of 2+2 as a line on an axis always
You dont get to make a technology obsolete and then make me have to work to find a way to do that again. Please just show me a picture of 2+2 as a line on an axis always
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I dont know if this is a fair complaint, but I feel like my smartphone calculator should just be a graphing calc by default.
You dont get to make a technology obsolete and then make me have to work to find a way to do that again. Please just show me a picture of 2+2 as a line on an axis always
You dont get to make a technology obsolete and then make me have to work to find a way to do that again. Please just show me a picture of 2+2 as a line on an axis always
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The left joins with right against the middle takes on the Trump/Mamdani meeting are way off. There is nothing substantive here. There will be no policy breakthroughs. That’s not what this is about. It’s about a young smart guy who knew how to play an old fool who worships stars.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The left joins with right against the middle takes on the Trump/Mamdani meeting are way off. There is nothing substantive here. There will be no policy breakthroughs. That’s not what this is about. It’s about a young smart guy who knew how to play an old fool who worships stars.
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever achieve access to what was promised my generation for our labors
they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever achieve access to what was promised my generation for our labors
Obviously "Everybody Poops", but can my second option just be an unlocked Kindle full of docs from the Anarchist Library?
Prompt: if you had to performatively display two books that you wanted the NYT writer profiling you about your career ending scandal to notice, what would they be?
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Obviously "Everybody Poops", but can my second option just be an unlocked Kindle full of docs from the Anarchist Library?
dm when the player rolls a 1 on something about their backstory that will save them from getting mushed by the dragon in barmaid form
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
dm when the player rolls a 1 on something about their backstory that will save them from getting mushed by the dragon in barmaid form
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I'm a centrist because I like to base all my opinions on the distributions of other people's beliefs.
March 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I'm a centrist because I like to base all my opinions on the distributions of other people's beliefs.
(me, hollering to you from behind) ah parkour, the cowards retreat
September 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
(me, hollering to you from behind) ah parkour, the cowards retreat
The only complaint I've ever had about Crocs has popped up now that they started looking like batmobiles. I'm working a grill and the guys next to me are hollering corner in replicas from Clooney's 1 shot like it's fucking NORMAL TO WEAR COMBAT SLIPPERS
September 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The only complaint I've ever had about Crocs has popped up now that they started looking like batmobiles. I'm working a grill and the guys next to me are hollering corner in replicas from Clooney's 1 shot like it's fucking NORMAL TO WEAR COMBAT SLIPPERS
We should have let McDonalds all day breakfast end the whole brunch movement like it was supposed to.
August 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We should have let McDonalds all day breakfast end the whole brunch movement like it was supposed to.
My pitch: Jon Berenthal leads gritty TV reimagining of Adam Sandler's entire life story. He has a real fistfight with a different SNL special guest that each episode is centered around. Jon does pitch perfect reenactments of Adams scenes with the original actors. Peacock subscription required
August 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My pitch: Jon Berenthal leads gritty TV reimagining of Adam Sandler's entire life story. He has a real fistfight with a different SNL special guest that each episode is centered around. Jon does pitch perfect reenactments of Adams scenes with the original actors. Peacock subscription required
Diogenes would have been an incredible shit post troll
August 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Diogenes would have been an incredible shit post troll