I think I speak for all of Gen X when I say let us type in our date of birth. We certainly don’t want to scroll to find a number in the 1970s
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think I speak for all of Gen X when I say let us type in our date of birth. We certainly don’t want to scroll to find a number in the 1970s
This is - and I know you all don’t like this term and it makes you really mad - deplorable.
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is - and I know you all don’t like this term and it makes you really mad - deplorable.
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If you said that covid wasn’t going to kill anyone, and you realized you were wrong but just leaned into it because you didn’t want to admit you were wrong, you can stop doing that. Quit supporting the guy who’s tearing down our country because of your pride. Join us on the right side of history.
April 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If you said that covid wasn’t going to kill anyone, and you realized you were wrong but just leaned into it because you didn’t want to admit you were wrong, you can stop doing that. Quit supporting the guy who’s tearing down our country because of your pride. Join us on the right side of history.
Ooooh yeah now I get why they wear red hats
April 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ooooh yeah now I get why they wear red hats
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Having trouble reading this graph, little help?
March 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Having trouble reading this graph, little help?
It bears repeating
Just wanted to come here and say FUCK ELON. 🥰
March 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It bears repeating
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Watching a Star Wars movie trailer: I hope that a Star Destroyer rams into a planet
Watching a Star Wars Andor tv show trailer: I hope Peter Sarsgaard plays a newspaper editor on Coruscant who struggles to balance protecting his employees from the imperials with fidelity to the spirit of journalism
Watching a Star Wars Andor tv show trailer: I hope Peter Sarsgaard plays a newspaper editor on Coruscant who struggles to balance protecting his employees from the imperials with fidelity to the spirit of journalism
February 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Watching a Star Wars movie trailer: I hope that a Star Destroyer rams into a planet
Watching a Star Wars Andor tv show trailer: I hope Peter Sarsgaard plays a newspaper editor on Coruscant who struggles to balance protecting his employees from the imperials with fidelity to the spirit of journalism
Watching a Star Wars Andor tv show trailer: I hope Peter Sarsgaard plays a newspaper editor on Coruscant who struggles to balance protecting his employees from the imperials with fidelity to the spirit of journalism
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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
Google I’ll never forgive you for making me cry about a Gemini commercial
February 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Google I’ll never forgive you for making me cry about a Gemini commercial
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wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny
Friendly reminder that a guy is in our government and owns a huge social media platform and he’s South African
I’m concerned that Americans are flocking to a number of adversary-owned social media platforms. We still need a comprehensive and risk-based approach to assessing and mitigating the risks of foreign-owned apps.
January 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Friendly reminder that a guy is in our government and owns a huge social media platform and he’s South African
She’s riveted. “One way out.”
January 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
She’s riveted. “One way out.”
I’m pleased to announce I’ve beaten my children at monopoly with a score differential of almost $15,000.
January 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I’m pleased to announce I’ve beaten my children at monopoly with a score differential of almost $15,000.
This cursed thing is a snowman I made out of marshmallows 40 years ago. Every year I tell my mom to throw it away and every year she refuses. It’s a horror beyond comprehension and now you’ve seen it too.
December 25, 2024 at 7:00 PM
This cursed thing is a snowman I made out of marshmallows 40 years ago. Every year I tell my mom to throw it away and every year she refuses. It’s a horror beyond comprehension and now you’ve seen it too.
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Merry Christmas to all
December 25, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Merry Christmas to all
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DETECTIVE: did you know the victim
WITNESS: yeah it’s our neighbor mr weiss
DETECTIVE: did you see what happened
WITNESS: some short dude jumped mr weiss and tased him until he was dead
DETECTIVE: *leans in close* you tellin me a shrimp fried this weiss
WITNESS: yeah it’s our neighbor mr weiss
DETECTIVE: did you see what happened
WITNESS: some short dude jumped mr weiss and tased him until he was dead
DETECTIVE: *leans in close* you tellin me a shrimp fried this weiss
December 20, 2024 at 5:37 PM
DETECTIVE: did you know the victim
WITNESS: yeah it’s our neighbor mr weiss
DETECTIVE: did you see what happened
WITNESS: some short dude jumped mr weiss and tased him until he was dead
DETECTIVE: *leans in close* you tellin me a shrimp fried this weiss
WITNESS: yeah it’s our neighbor mr weiss
DETECTIVE: did you see what happened
WITNESS: some short dude jumped mr weiss and tased him until he was dead
DETECTIVE: *leans in close* you tellin me a shrimp fried this weiss
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🎵 M-C-C-L-A-N-E
Find out what it means to me
D-I-E-H-A-R-D
Take care, John and Holly
Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi
Find out what it means to me
D-I-E-H-A-R-D
Take care, John and Holly
Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi
December 19, 2024 at 4:55 AM
🎵 M-C-C-L-A-N-E
Find out what it means to me
D-I-E-H-A-R-D
Take care, John and Holly
Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi
Find out what it means to me
D-I-E-H-A-R-D
Take care, John and Holly
Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi
I think time travel is impossible for two reasons:
- your immune system can’t handle the diseases of 1200AD and vise versa
- if you travel thru time you have to travel thru space since the earth, galaxy etc is constantly in motion. Invent teleportation and I’ll start paying attention.
- your immune system can’t handle the diseases of 1200AD and vise versa
- if you travel thru time you have to travel thru space since the earth, galaxy etc is constantly in motion. Invent teleportation and I’ll start paying attention.
December 15, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I think time travel is impossible for two reasons:
- your immune system can’t handle the diseases of 1200AD and vise versa
- if you travel thru time you have to travel thru space since the earth, galaxy etc is constantly in motion. Invent teleportation and I’ll start paying attention.
- your immune system can’t handle the diseases of 1200AD and vise versa
- if you travel thru time you have to travel thru space since the earth, galaxy etc is constantly in motion. Invent teleportation and I’ll start paying attention.
They should invent a 10 o’clock game that doesn’t suck
December 15, 2024 at 9:41 PM
They should invent a 10 o’clock game that doesn’t suck
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I heard RFK Jr. is floating the banning of the polio vaccine so seems like a good time to remind folks that RFK Jr. was vaccinated with this same vaccine & therefore is at no risk of harm himself
Kinda like when he publicly was against the covid vaccine yet privately required his guests to have it🙃
Kinda like when he publicly was against the covid vaccine yet privately required his guests to have it🙃
December 14, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I heard RFK Jr. is floating the banning of the polio vaccine so seems like a good time to remind folks that RFK Jr. was vaccinated with this same vaccine & therefore is at no risk of harm himself
Kinda like when he publicly was against the covid vaccine yet privately required his guests to have it🙃
Kinda like when he publicly was against the covid vaccine yet privately required his guests to have it🙃
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you may think i’m an idiot, but i’m a surprisingly intelligent person. who says and does idiotic things
April 16, 2024 at 12:05 AM
you may think i’m an idiot, but i’m a surprisingly intelligent person. who says and does idiotic things