Ooooh yeah now I get why they wear red hats

Having trouble reading this graph, little help?

I burn my life to make a sunrise I know I’ll never see.

She’s riveted. “One way out.”

And I got receipts

This cursed thing is a snowman I made out of marshmallows 40 years ago. Every year I tell my mom to throw it away and every year she refuses. It’s a horror beyond comprehension and now you’ve seen it too.

My eight year old telling me about her new friend Larona:

She’s so very tired. Hard to believe her ancestors gave up being wolves for this.

“And when I say ‘before it’s gone’, I am referring to X as a whole. Seriously I think we got like three weeks left. “

Emerbency services

The CBS pick’em app says the Panthers have ZERO PERCENT chance of beating the Chiefs this week, and they’re probably right. Mahomes injured? Panthers still lose. Lightning delay? Panthers will forget to take shelter. Chiefs locker room is hit by a pregame meteor? Panthers take a safety and lose.

Shark week is out, now we’re doing

Wonder how this guys doing. Hope he’s ok.