AbstractThreats
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Adoptive Dad of 6. Skeptic. Former small-time journalist. Are you telling me what to think? Be kind always. Celebrate children.
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‘Give me your money now, wait right here and I promise I’ll come back with the drugs ASAP. I got you bro, trust me’
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
‘Give me your money now, wait right here and I promise I’ll come back with the drugs ASAP. I got you bro, trust me’
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1980: If Libs warn that Trickle-Down will ruin the Middle Class in 45 years, call them Commies.
2025: If your Middle-Class has been ruined, blame Libs.
2025: If your Middle-Class has been ruined, blame Libs.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
1980: If Libs warn that Trickle-Down will ruin the Middle Class in 45 years, call them Commies.
2025: If your Middle-Class has been ruined, blame Libs.
2025: If your Middle-Class has been ruined, blame Libs.
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Every local government should be arresting ICE agents acting without a judicial warrant, especially those in masks. Stand up! Make your region not worth it, and hold those accountable who decide to f*ck around.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Every local government should be arresting ICE agents acting without a judicial warrant, especially those in masks. Stand up! Make your region not worth it, and hold those accountable who decide to f*ck around.
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“Indeed”
Academic tip: sometimes you have to write "Importantly," to get a sentence started and then you can go back and delete it.
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“Indeed”
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Since adultery & lying
are in the Ten Commandments
but being gay isn't,
why are y'all more disgusted w/the gays
than you are with Trump?
are in the Ten Commandments
but being gay isn't,
why are y'all more disgusted w/the gays
than you are with Trump?
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Since adultery & lying
are in the Ten Commandments
but being gay isn't,
why are y'all more disgusted w/the gays
than you are with Trump?
are in the Ten Commandments
but being gay isn't,
why are y'all more disgusted w/the gays
than you are with Trump?
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A monster who inflicts this on the world is not peaceful, FIFA.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A monster who inflicts this on the world is not peaceful, FIFA.
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Ash when the Alien bursts out of Kane's chest
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ash when the Alien bursts out of Kane's chest
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Y’all surprised that a guy who asked for his shoes and took time to fix his hair after someone killed a dude right behind him doesn’t give AF about some suit passing out in Oval Office?
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Y’all surprised that a guy who asked for his shoes and took time to fix his hair after someone killed a dude right behind him doesn’t give AF about some suit passing out in Oval Office?
For the ages
Après Lui, le Déluge
Donald quarante-sept thought the East Wing would be his Versailles, but after voters stormed the polls last night, it could be le fin for his Grand Siècle. Is JD short enough to play Napoleon? One thing's for sure: he won't go to war with Russia.
by Maureen Dowd
Donald quarante-sept thought the East Wing would be his Versailles, but after voters stormed the polls last night, it could be le fin for his Grand Siècle. Is JD short enough to play Napoleon? One thing's for sure: he won't go to war with Russia.
by Maureen Dowd
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
For the ages
It’s a shame she made the ultimate sacrifice so young, but when Slovenia called for the rodoljubka to emigrate and model nude for the glory of the homeland, Melania Knauss bravely answered the call. Slava Melania!
The greatest patriot in the history of patriots. So much patriotism.
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It’s a shame she made the ultimate sacrifice so young, but when Slovenia called for the rodoljubka to emigrate and model nude for the glory of the homeland, Melania Knauss bravely answered the call. Slava Melania!
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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‘When Scott Bessent lived at 720 Park Avenue I would often see him coming home, dusty, from a long day toiling in the soy fields of Wall Street. Sowing the rows between the hedge funds, ignoring the catcalls of ‘soy boy!’ from mergers & acquisition jerks. Head down, he persisted’
October 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
‘When Scott Bessent lived at 720 Park Avenue I would often see him coming home, dusty, from a long day toiling in the soy fields of Wall Street. Sowing the rows between the hedge funds, ignoring the catcalls of ‘soy boy!’ from mergers & acquisition jerks. Head down, he persisted’
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Be thankful I've instructed my ICE agents to treat immigrants like violent criminals. I could have said to treat them like puppies.
by Kristi Noem
by Kristi Noem
October 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Be thankful I've instructed my ICE agents to treat immigrants like violent criminals. I could have said to treat them like puppies.
by Kristi Noem
by Kristi Noem
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In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, eggs and bacon at Bob Evans, and then back to the church to shoot the priest in the face with a pepper ball. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
October 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, eggs and bacon at Bob Evans, and then back to the church to shoot the priest in the face with a pepper ball. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
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Liberals say that Trump has turned our democracy into a fascist dictatorship. They're wrong—he's turned our republic into a fascist dictatorship.
October 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Liberals say that Trump has turned our democracy into a fascist dictatorship. They're wrong—he's turned our republic into a fascist dictatorship.
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Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old drug addict post AI vids wearing a crown flying a fighter jet dropping sh*t on US citizens at a rally the same week he bitched out the world for not getting Nobel Peace prize & blew up boats so he could joke about it before.
October 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old drug addict post AI vids wearing a crown flying a fighter jet dropping sh*t on US citizens at a rally the same week he bitched out the world for not getting Nobel Peace prize & blew up boats so he could joke about it before.
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Cookie Monster is not an animal
“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”
October 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Cookie Monster is not an animal
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I'm sure they all talked trash about her behind her back while being civil to her face. So that part is probably true 😂
October 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm sure they all talked trash about her behind her back while being civil to her face. So that part is probably true 😂
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Good night 😴
“An environment that is not safe to disagree in is not an environment focused on growth-it’s an environment focused on control.”
“An environment that is not safe to disagree in is not an environment focused on growth-it’s an environment focused on control.”
September 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Good night 😴
“An environment that is not safe to disagree in is not an environment focused on growth-it’s an environment focused on control.”
“An environment that is not safe to disagree in is not an environment focused on growth-it’s an environment focused on control.”
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I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.
I'm talking about something very different.
Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.
Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.
But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿♂️
I'm talking about something very different.
Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.
Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.
But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿♂️
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.
I'm talking about something very different.
Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.
Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.
But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿♂️
I'm talking about something very different.
Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.
Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.
But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿♂️
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Some of us do.
September 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Some of us do.
Republicans are flushing morality, ethics and legality down the sewer to make room to elevate crime, theft, fraud and corruption as the new normal.
All you Chris-Chin hypocrites are happily dancing with the devil.
All you Chris-Chin hypocrites are happily dancing with the devil.
NEW: The SEC quietly dismissed complaints against 3 people who were granted clemency by Trump for frauds that collectively bilked victims out of hundreds of millions of dollars.
Now, Devon Archer, Trevor Milton & Carlos Watson won't have to pay any money that could be used to make victims whole.
Now, Devon Archer, Trevor Milton & Carlos Watson won't have to pay any money that could be used to make victims whole.
The S.E.C. Drops Efforts to Recoup Funds From Trump Clemency Recipients
www.nytimes.com
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Republicans are flushing morality, ethics and legality down the sewer to make room to elevate crime, theft, fraud and corruption as the new normal.
All you Chris-Chin hypocrites are happily dancing with the devil.
All you Chris-Chin hypocrites are happily dancing with the devil.
MAGA: “What’s wrong with having guns?!!?”
Us: Nothing. But when all you have in your house is guns, and the only books in your house are books about guns, well…
Us: Nothing. But when all you have in your house is guns, and the only books in your house are books about guns, well…
I’m old enough to remember when people pretended U.S.A. was the greatest country on the planet. I grew up around a lot of folks who bought into this myth. Ironically, they were kids who never traveled and had parents that never read books, but they always had guns in their homes.
September 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
MAGA: “What’s wrong with having guns?!!?”
Us: Nothing. But when all you have in your house is guns, and the only books in your house are books about guns, well…
Us: Nothing. But when all you have in your house is guns, and the only books in your house are books about guns, well…