Anya
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(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
Sometimes I make silly little videos to remind myself and others that the horrors exist within me
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Sometimes I make silly little videos to remind myself and others that the horrors exist within me
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You are already become the joker my child. It is time to act
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
You are already become the joker my child. It is time to act
do you think god has a cloaca
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
do you think god has a cloaca
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
I mean I would also be curious if a dry seal that looked like it bred with a spider crab showed up and started meekly collecting my dumps.
I’d also wonder if I was tripping balls.
I’d also wonder if I was tripping balls.
Weddell seal pups can be curious if you’re sitting next to them quietly. Here, we were collecting a scat sample and the little one leaned a bit closer to see what I was doing.
Permit # ACA 2025-010, AMLR LARUE2025
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Permit # ACA 2025-010, AMLR LARUE2025
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November 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I mean I would also be curious if a dry seal that looked like it bred with a spider crab showed up and started meekly collecting my dumps.
I’d also wonder if I was tripping balls.
I’d also wonder if I was tripping balls.
Has anyone encountered a subreddit that isn’t a centrist slop trough? I’ve found about one and a half.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Has anyone encountered a subreddit that isn’t a centrist slop trough? I’ve found about one and a half.
I’m reading The Midnight Library, and I am so tired of not liking books other people really like
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’m reading The Midnight Library, and I am so tired of not liking books other people really like
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Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
Replaying #firewatch a month before you turn 40 hits different
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Replaying #firewatch a month before you turn 40 hits different
Important academic notes I took during my tv club’s meet regarding a quartet of classic Cronenberg films:
-Checkovs pimple
-Demons in my Stargate
-Glory hole advent calendar
-Checkovs pimple
-Demons in my Stargate
-Glory hole advent calendar
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Important academic notes I took during my tv club’s meet regarding a quartet of classic Cronenberg films:
-Checkovs pimple
-Demons in my Stargate
-Glory hole advent calendar
-Checkovs pimple
-Demons in my Stargate
-Glory hole advent calendar
My car is older so it has dimmer lights. Unfortunately due to the lights from oncoming cars, with my astigmatism it can feel like I’m driving with no lights at all. And with a street like NE MLK with numerous yet visibly unobvious crosswalks, it’s nerve wracking.
I wish we, like, regulated shit nowadays. Between car bloat, blinding headlines, and neighbourhoods packed with rental suites but no on-property parking, driving is an absolute nightmare now.
Nearly all drivers say vehicles' lights are too bright in study
The study, commissioned by the Department for Transport, was completed by Berkshire's TRL.
www.bbc.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My car is older so it has dimmer lights. Unfortunately due to the lights from oncoming cars, with my astigmatism it can feel like I’m driving with no lights at all. And with a street like NE MLK with numerous yet visibly unobvious crosswalks, it’s nerve wracking.
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Thinking today about how the planet’s surface is surrounded by a layer that grows or sustains all living things, and that layer is composed of the dead flesh of all the untold generations of living things that came before. I’m also thinking about boobs
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Thinking today about how the planet’s surface is surrounded by a layer that grows or sustains all living things, and that layer is composed of the dead flesh of all the untold generations of living things that came before. I’m also thinking about boobs
Timeline so bad it’s horseshoeing around to being my idea of the best timeline ca 2002
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Timeline so bad it’s horseshoeing around to being my idea of the best timeline ca 2002
Maybe Bethesda hasn’t made any new Fallouts bc they ran out of Ink Spots songs
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Maybe Bethesda hasn’t made any new Fallouts bc they ran out of Ink Spots songs
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This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.
Here’s the thing. When you’re a geriatric millennial and you’re dressing up for a Doechii concert and you wanna do the tie thing…you’re gunna land squarely in Avril. I don’t make the rules. But I do weep at my Avril an hour before doors.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Here’s the thing. When you’re a geriatric millennial and you’re dressing up for a Doechii concert and you wanna do the tie thing…you’re gunna land squarely in Avril. I don’t make the rules. But I do weep at my Avril an hour before doors.
Large Hard-On Collider
do I have something here?
do I have something here?
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Large Hard-On Collider
do I have something here?
do I have something here?
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[through gritted teeth, visibly trembling] I must strive to maintain a sense of whimsy
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
[through gritted teeth, visibly trembling] I must strive to maintain a sense of whimsy
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calling the reps again like
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
calling the reps again like
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
For those in Oregon:
Jeff Merkley: 503-326-3386
Ron Wyden: 503-326-7525
Chuck Schumer: 202-224-6542
Jeff Merkley: 503-326-3386
Ron Wyden: 503-326-7525
Chuck Schumer: 202-224-6542
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
For those in Oregon:
Jeff Merkley: 503-326-3386
Ron Wyden: 503-326-7525
Chuck Schumer: 202-224-6542
Jeff Merkley: 503-326-3386
Ron Wyden: 503-326-7525
Chuck Schumer: 202-224-6542
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ICYMI: the internet dared me to draw the binding of Isaac but with Labubus and I have no sense of sanctity so I did it
I hope you’re all happy, for I have paid with my soul
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
ICYMI: the internet dared me to draw the binding of Isaac but with Labubus and I have no sense of sanctity so I did it