Sometimes I make silly little videos to remind myself and others that the horrors exist within me

Whatttuuup here’s baby Lei at the vet having clearly not ingested any of her gaba

Here’s a slug.

I found it in my giant house spider buddy’s web in the basement so I pulled it free with a hanger elbow.* Decided to have a photoshoot before I let it touch grass.

*Slug slime + funnel web = the stickiest substance known to man

Always stoked to encounter World (aka Portland Flower Guy).