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Anya
@abogmonster.bsky.social
Sometimes I make silly little videos to remind myself and others that the horrors exist within me
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Currently on offer.
Ngl might have to walk over there now.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Timeline so bad it’s horseshoeing around to being my idea of the best timeline ca 2002
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Day one of Mamdani’s America: Sam Porter Brig Naturals drops
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Whatttuuup here’s baby Lei at the vet having clearly not ingested any of her gaba
September 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
August 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
An update:
Happy, lovey, spayed, vaccinated, moisturized, living in her element. Here she is wearing her spay suit, which is above and away an improvement from a cone.
August 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
😩
August 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Inside baby and soon-to-be inside baby:
August 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Starting S2 of Andor w/o a recap of S1
August 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Here’s a slug.

I found it in my giant house spider buddy’s web in the basement so I pulled it free with a hanger elbow.* Decided to have a photoshoot before I let it touch grass.

*Slug slime + funnel web = the stickiest substance known to man
July 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
July 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I’m 40 and in dire need of a tempura shrimp labubu. Help.
July 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Always stoked to encounter World (aka Portland Flower Guy).
July 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hasbro out here just going whole hog into ripping off an absurdist soft sculpture subgenre. #longfurby was the last community I thought I’d see capitalism ruin the party for.

Can we just have some completely mindless joy, Jesus Christ.
June 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Today I got my first lamprey kiss 💕

Thank you to the Yakama Nation Fisheries for putting on the Lamprey Celebration and inviting (and feeding!) the community.

Viva la lamprey.
June 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
June 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
June 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Turns out *wearing a lamprey* was an option, as this diva dolphin is
June 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Anyway here’s a titty bat. Rat? Brat.
June 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
So look. I love lamprey. But I didn’t need to know this particular variation existed.
May 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When you seize a moment of tragedy to announce your anti-Blackness… What the fuck is this.
May 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
May 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Well. Just checked out the trees the city (neighbors?) recently planted a cars-length down the grass from our flowering friend. Looks like our olfactory environment just escalated.
May 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM