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Anya
@abogmonster.bsky.social
Aw but I have this Groupon
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Yes
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Hello there I am once again available to provide my services as a puppeteer with a philosophy degree.
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
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November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Ok so where on LinkedIn do these jobs usually show up bc …
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s the texture for me. I can get away with the veneer than I’m neurotypical* until the pumpkin pie comes out.

*that’s a total lie no I can’t
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Currently on offer.
Ngl might have to walk over there now.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Crusty rock folk ditching a guy for wellness and exchanging I love yous is very PDX coded. This tracks. Though leaving a dog is slightly off brand…

^ This is very funny Content™️ if you’re from Portland.
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Literally just inspo for Salt & Straw in Portland
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Lmao I suppose I did ask for this
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Between Pappaw, you, and me - I think it’s genetic 😂
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Upsetting looking things
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
YES. Both are main throughways to my place and ughhh
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM