AbiTheAntiMidas
@abitheantimidas.bsky.social
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broke my feed and now all I see is people in their 50s I’m sorry I didn’t mean it ill never look at a trending tag ever again I swear
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
broke my feed and now all I see is people in their 50s I’m sorry I didn’t mean it ill never look at a trending tag ever again I swear
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i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
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THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRANS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRANS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS
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You could describe it as a flaw in Tolkiens writing that all the evil people are stupid assholes who just want to stab each other in the back and have no plans other than general evil, but it turns out that’s exactly what evil people are like, he got it completely correct.
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
You could describe it as a flaw in Tolkiens writing that all the evil people are stupid assholes who just want to stab each other in the back and have no plans other than general evil, but it turns out that’s exactly what evil people are like, he got it completely correct.
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The thing about Sauron you might not know if you just watched the movies is that he messes up a lot, he just goofs up, he also gets his ass beat a lot, I think a big dog gets him at some point
January 28, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The thing about Sauron you might not know if you just watched the movies is that he messes up a lot, he just goofs up, he also gets his ass beat a lot, I think a big dog gets him at some point
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Play highguard. Milk your cock for Geoff.
January 21, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Play highguard. Milk your cock for Geoff.
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
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The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
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Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
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STOP FLYING TO PANDORA TO MAKE THE MOVIES, IDIOT
James Cameron says he must find a cheaper way to produce the Avatar movies in order to continue making them. https://bit.ly/4qnlOpl
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 AM
STOP FLYING TO PANDORA TO MAKE THE MOVIES, IDIOT
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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For instance, some spaghetti, the last 1/3 of some teriyaki sauce and some old peanuts have just formed a kind of Shame Pad Thai that I’m eating in complete darkness
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
For instance, some spaghetti, the last 1/3 of some teriyaki sauce and some old peanuts have just formed a kind of Shame Pad Thai that I’m eating in complete darkness
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[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
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[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
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thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
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REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell
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society that never invented writing: oral tradition dictates that there is nothing mightier than the sword
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
society that never invented writing: oral tradition dictates that there is nothing mightier than the sword
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(putting a microwave in a porta potty) My startup will transform affordable housing
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
(putting a microwave in a porta potty) My startup will transform affordable housing