Abigail Rytel
@abbyrytel.bsky.social
I was gonna eat your icebox plums out of spite, but some bastard got there before me. (she/her or they/them)
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If GBVS season 3 is announced with Goldship as the first character, they're going to make 100 Umillion dollars
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If GBVS season 3 is announced with Goldship as the first character, they're going to make 100 Umillion dollars
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the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
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same
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
same
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i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom
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In Ghost of Yōtei: Gēmuchenjā, Atsu finds herself on a hellish gameshow where the only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning.
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October 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
In Ghost of Yōtei: Gēmuchenjā, Atsu finds herself on a hellish gameshow where the only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
Beastie Boys came on the radio at work today and one of the servers unironically called it "old-people music."
Not sure how to feel about that one.
Not sure how to feel about that one.
September 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Beastie Boys came on the radio at work today and one of the servers unironically called it "old-people music."
Not sure how to feel about that one.
Not sure how to feel about that one.
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Apollo and Daphne, artist unknown, 1630-60
September 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Apollo and Daphne, artist unknown, 1630-60
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i finally got my case of ff7 polygon figures and the very first one i opened was the secret chase figure of cloud in the dress lmao
September 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i finally got my case of ff7 polygon figures and the very first one i opened was the secret chase figure of cloud in the dress lmao
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just remembered that during the q&a i proposed installing a third upright to the middle of the crossbar in order to punish kickers for kicks that are too good
Thanks again to you and Alex for the incredibly good live show, I sincerely hope the Field Goal Central Donk Pole and the 1-Point Upright Huck become real NFL rules in our lifetime
September 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
just remembered that during the q&a i proposed installing a third upright to the middle of the crossbar in order to punish kickers for kicks that are too good
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only negative-two days left to get tickets for our show! don’t forget to get tickets you can’t get anymore. hope to have seen you there
September 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
only negative-two days left to get tickets for our show! don’t forget to get tickets you can’t get anymore. hope to have seen you there
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reminder that bluesky is a platform for fake fans and haters. if you’re posting about sports, please try to keep it dimwitted and reverberating with spite
September 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
reminder that bluesky is a platform for fake fans and haters. if you’re posting about sports, please try to keep it dimwitted and reverberating with spite
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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i got the horns buddy and all i got was this stupid selfie
August 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i got the horns buddy and all i got was this stupid selfie
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restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
August 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
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Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
August 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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i’ve believed for quite some time that cracker barrel should have been called restaurant barrel
August 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i’ve believed for quite some time that cracker barrel should have been called restaurant barrel
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If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it:
Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
August 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it:
Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.