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abby.
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my secret talent is turning a 10 minute task into a 30 minute task
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
makeup commercials for some reason:

do you want to see what this product looks like when it's spillinggggg??? i know you want to see it squiiirrrrrt ouu
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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in america, everyone is a pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
new pic that actually looks like me what do we think is this one good
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
dragula sent my fav home. check on the goths in your life
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Please turn off your #Ring cameras so that kids/families just trying to participate in #Halloween don't get caught up by ICE. Ring has partnered with them, so we know how this is going to turn out.

Also, please consider removing Ring entirely or AT LEAST turn on the e2e encryption.

RING=ICE
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
having short term and long term memory loss means that you try to write a lot of notes so you don't forget things, but then you forget that you wrote that note, so you open a new note to write it down, but then you forget that you wrote that note.. what im saying is i have 684 notes in my notes app
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
having one of those days where i can't do it! time keeps moving forward but i can't keep going with it!
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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what happened to mambos 1-4
September 26, 2023 at 11:10 PM
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-citizen, do you know your Gestapo from your Sipo? Your SA from your SD? Your Waffen SS from your..
October 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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you’re not “hitting the pussy stupid style”. i know for a fact that you’re sitting on the toilet
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
me every night when i take my big pill:

aauHHHHHG AU👅bleHg
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
why is everything a series now and why is it always bad?
"It: Welcome to Derry" is overflowing with major shortcomings, but none are quite as great as its central plot's sheer, unbridled asininity.
HBO’s New ‘It’ Series Completely Ruins Stephen King’s Epic
Even that murderous clown didn’t deserve this.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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my tits may be really small, but at least i got a flat ass and big fucking feet
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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when i got this tattoo i didn’t know what it symbolized and it DOES NOT represent who I am today
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
just saw a ghost in my bathroom. i really dont want to deal with this right now man
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Starting a 2025 Q4 thread of not-evil* jobs in tech or using tech skills, which I'll reply to add to as I find new cool things over time

*or minimally evil, as this is often the best we can hope for in these troubled times. Assessments based on nothing but my own vibes
October 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Every share means a lot right now
We survived the genocide in Gaza, but our dreams and ambitions did not. Everything was destroyed, but we still dream. Support us here to rebuild everything we lost and protect ourselves from the effects of this genocide.

chuffed.org/project/1389...
October 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
wait, you guys don't talk to your dogs? i've had very long conversations with my dog. he's my financial advisor
October 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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i love women
Our recent poll found that women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average. Nearly 80 percent of Gen Z women want abortion to be legal and seven in 10 want gender-affirming care to be accessible for trans adults.
Gen Z women are the most liberal group in the country
On issues like abortion and gender-affirming care, women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average.
19thnews.org
October 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
pics of the no kings protest
October 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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“We’re putting Microsoft Teams in your car” ok I’m putting arsenic in your drinking water. See I can make threats too
July 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i MUST have the most confusing plate at the buffet
October 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
try to go to the doctor to fix your body without being pushed into getting on birth control challenge [impossible]
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM