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??? go on
screenshot of a note dated january 26 2025 at 3:30 AM the note reads: drunk thoughts ba
October 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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not all of them are garbage sometimes i come across a really good one like this. i think past abby was on to something
screenshot of one of my notes from the iphone notes app. it reads: goosebumps drinking game take a sip when a new episode starts there's a cop-out jump scare. ex. a friend jumps out of the bushes to scare the main character a kid isn't believed after telling an adult whats going on OR the adults are stupid an antagonist (monster, ghost, goblin, etc) speaks plot twist OR the "evil" is teased to come back or be unresolved an object gains sentience and/or becomes evil narration bad 90s tv show style insult or sarcasm someone talks to themselves a child screams finish your drink if RL Stine appears (it's a major episode)
October 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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pics of the no kings protest
screenshot from a spongebob episode. there is a large crowd taking up the entire frame with what is supposed to be fish, but they are so small there is no detail. in the middle of the crowd are spongebob, squidward, and patrick's houses
October 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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the perfect name
screenshot of a notification: "computer hater liked your post" my post reads: "if ai has a million haters, i am one of them. if ai has 1 hater it is me. if ai has 0 haters, i am no longer alive and ai killed me, probably"
January 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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advertising their sweepstakes and notifying me of my peg rewards
screenshot of the newsletter i received from the restaurant cracker barrel. it is titled "earn extra chances to win this week" and is advertising a christmas star sweepstakes. also, they have a reward program called "peg rewards" and i have 29 points in my peg balance. my peg balance is on the top right corner of the newsletter
December 23, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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please clap
the gingerbread house i made. its a brown cookie house with a black roof and purple gumdrops on top. there are red and green edible beads lining the front of the roof. theres a circle peppermint in the middle and black designs next to it. a green door at the bottom and cotton candy used for snow on the floor
December 22, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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red lobster ceo
a screenshot of a text conversation. the texts read: "When you gon stop eating shrimps with the wimps and come eat some lobster with a monster" "what" "Come eat lobster with a monster" "what"
November 15, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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i wish my dog knew he looks like that 🥺
my dog named bugg. he's sitting on the couch and wearing a white sweater with long sleeves and green stripes towards the bottom of the sweater
November 11, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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... im sure its nothing
September 30, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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the REAL good ol days:
painting of prehistoric animals in the ocean
September 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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cunty!!!
selfie of me. im holding the phone low and looking down with my hand resting on my head
September 12, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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screenshot from a video i took 5 minutes ago
my dog bugg with a banana dog toy on his head
September 7, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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hes so me
alien from feeders. he looks silly
August 25, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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watching my dog while he watches phineas and ferb
my dog sitting on the couch looking at the camera. he's very wrinkly
June 15, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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how the email found me:
a goomba from the super mario games but with huge bloodshot eyes
May 24, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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😳
"Toilet Operator and 1 other followed you" notification
May 22, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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hello kitty with a hammer and sickle on her bow
May 21, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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my gender is girl but more specifically i am nanalan
nanalan, a small green puppet
May 21, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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yup i did not get the title change (promotion?) i wanted
eric andre dressed up in a fruit loops covered costume and dog cone. the caption reads "ladies and gentlemen, i have some bad news"
May 10, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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me 2 minutes into the call
fake edited emoji that looks like its smelling something
May 10, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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my mom made my dog his own tortilla
screenshot of a text from my mom. the photo is 4 tortillas on a grill, but the bottom right tortilla is significantly and comically smaller than the other three. my mom's text reads "la tortilla de bug" which translates to "bug's tortilla"
May 2, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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im screaming at this
screenshot of a hidden bluesky post with a tag that reads "Rude"
May 1, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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shaquille o'neal hiding behind a tree
April 6, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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tw - medical procedure involving a vigina and uterus

reading about Endometrial Ablation as a possible cure for my migraines and what the fuck are these looney tunes hijinks procedures? i- a BALLOON??
screenshot from an article. this might be triggering as it talks about different methods used to remove the inside lining of a uterus. text reads: The procedure is not surgery, so you will not have any cut (incision). Instead your healthcare provider puts small tools through your vagina to reach your uterus. Your provider has several ways to do the procedure. He or she can use: Electricity (electrical or electrocautery). In this method, your provider uses an electric current that travels through a wire loop or roller ball. The current is put on the uterus lining to destroy it. Fluids (hydrothermal). This method uses heated fluid. It is pumped into the uterus to destroy the lining. Balloon therapy. Your health care provider puts a thin tube (catheter) into the uterus. The catheter has a balloon at the end. Your provider fills the balloon with fluid and heats it. The heated fluid destroys the lining. High-energy radio waves (radiofrequency ablation). In this method, your provider puts
April 5, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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my son:
my dog, Bugg, looking at the camera. he has one half of his mouth stuck on his teeth. hes a brindle patterned brown pug boston terrier mix with white patches on his chin and chest. he's just a little guy
March 27, 2024 at 2:28 AM