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abakereins.bsky.social
@abakereins.bsky.social
Say what you will about @minecraftmovie.bsky.social , but it knows how to engage its audience!
April 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"AI will take all our jobs!"

The AI-
April 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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my offer to america: we bring woke back
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
In this episode, we talk about one of the most important and age-old questions of any experience- How do you ensure you're engaging your audience effectively?

open.spotify.com/episode/1PYV...
Prepare to Engage! Stimulating Engagement in Your Experiences
Exploring Experiences with Austin Baker · Episode
open.spotify.com
April 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
ICYMI- My latest Podcast episode features Chris Lafave of the Kurt Vonnegut Museum and Library!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7sn...
Interview with Chris Lafave, Curator of the Kurt Vonnegut Museum and Library (HD Audio)
YouTube video by Bakers Dozen Productions
www.youtube.com
April 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@clintonyates.bsky.social THANK YOU for identifying your Water Cooler segment intro this morning. Se Acabo may or may not have been playing on repeat in my house for the last hour...
April 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sitting here watching the incoming US president "joking" about annexing Canada, Mexico, and Panama...
December 26, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Hey @espn.com Can we just start calling #greenyespn the Hembo show now? Greeny hasn't actually been on it in like a month....
December 11, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
theonion.com/more-parents...
December 10, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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My cat has two and only two settings and they are:

1) awww look at the sleepy little baby

- or -

2) I swear to god if this motherf...
December 10, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
December 9, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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Editor: You need to get up in the morning and write a thousand words.

*the next day*

Editor: When I said I need you to write a thousand words, I meant in coherent sentences, not just a long list of a thousand random words.

Writer: I’ve done MY job, now you do YOURS.
December 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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A brand new screen printed shirt just appeared! If there’s any left after the One of a Kind show, I’ll add them to the website on Monday.
December 6, 2024 at 5:30 PM
😬😬😬😬
December 5, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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Vivek is literally an unelected federal bureaucrat.
December 1, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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The Wizard of Oz being one of the most enduring works of American fiction while also being originally written hyper-specifically as a commentary on 1890s monetary policy is a good reminder that good execution beats good ideas.
November 30, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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*Shark in the water as swimmers run screaming towards the shore*

Shark: Oh sure. Don’t engage with me then. Enjoy your echo chamber!
November 29, 2024 at 8:21 PM