Aaron
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DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
June 14, 2023 at 8:02 PM
DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
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Archean anorthosite: Guess how old I am
Geologist who knows perfectly well Archean anorthosite is at least 2,800 million years old: Um, 1,500 million years old?
Archean anorthosite: *coy giggling*
Geologist who knows perfectly well Archean anorthosite is at least 2,800 million years old: Um, 1,500 million years old?
Archean anorthosite: *coy giggling*
March 1, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Archean anorthosite: Guess how old I am
Geologist who knows perfectly well Archean anorthosite is at least 2,800 million years old: Um, 1,500 million years old?
Archean anorthosite: *coy giggling*
Geologist who knows perfectly well Archean anorthosite is at least 2,800 million years old: Um, 1,500 million years old?
Archean anorthosite: *coy giggling*
Pretty sure we're already seeing the use of AI services designed to synthesise creative mediums result in a drop of net human intelligence and critical thinking. I think this is the existential threat AI poses, not runaway murder bots.
January 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Pretty sure we're already seeing the use of AI services designed to synthesise creative mediums result in a drop of net human intelligence and critical thinking. I think this is the existential threat AI poses, not runaway murder bots.
No brainer
49,000 signatures for banning driven grouse shooting - thank you for your strong support. Plz sign & share petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
Looking forward to 50,000 soon.
Looking forward to 50,000 soon.
Petition: Ban driven grouse shooting
Chris Packham, Ruth Tingay and Mark Avery (Wild Justice) believe that driven grouse shooting is bad for people, the environment and wildlife. People; we think grouse shooting is economically insignifi...
petition.parliament.uk
January 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
No brainer
*on my deathbed as an old man*
Some kid: Great-Grandfather?
Me: Come closer child, my eyes are weak. Which one are you?
Zarquil: Zarquil
Me: *muttering* Jesus christ
Zarquil: Do you have any wisdom to impart?
Me: Hmmm, okay... If you wake up needing a piss, go immediately. Yup, that's about it.
Some kid: Great-Grandfather?
Me: Come closer child, my eyes are weak. Which one are you?
Zarquil: Zarquil
Me: *muttering* Jesus christ
Zarquil: Do you have any wisdom to impart?
Me: Hmmm, okay... If you wake up needing a piss, go immediately. Yup, that's about it.
January 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
*on my deathbed as an old man*
Some kid: Great-Grandfather?
Me: Come closer child, my eyes are weak. Which one are you?
Zarquil: Zarquil
Me: *muttering* Jesus christ
Zarquil: Do you have any wisdom to impart?
Me: Hmmm, okay... If you wake up needing a piss, go immediately. Yup, that's about it.
Some kid: Great-Grandfather?
Me: Come closer child, my eyes are weak. Which one are you?
Zarquil: Zarquil
Me: *muttering* Jesus christ
Zarquil: Do you have any wisdom to impart?
Me: Hmmm, okay... If you wake up needing a piss, go immediately. Yup, that's about it.
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
theonion.com
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
And then my wife said "These rugs have been a game changer in our home'" and I said "duh, what have I been saying about rugs for years?"- me panic posting because I'm somehow obligated to promote my corporate carpet sponsor in the next 24 hours or we'll lose the house.
November 30, 2024 at 1:07 AM
And then my wife said "These rugs have been a game changer in our home'" and I said "duh, what have I been saying about rugs for years?"- me panic posting because I'm somehow obligated to promote my corporate carpet sponsor in the next 24 hours or we'll lose the house.
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Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄
Every science fiction writer ever: Here's a nightmare vision of the future if we do X
Any one of a million greasy corporate imbeciles: Lol let's do X for a quick buck
Any one of a million greasy corporate imbeciles: Lol let's do X for a quick buck
November 28, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Every science fiction writer ever: Here's a nightmare vision of the future if we do X
Any one of a million greasy corporate imbeciles: Lol let's do X for a quick buck
Any one of a million greasy corporate imbeciles: Lol let's do X for a quick buck
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders
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🧵SALT🧵
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
🧵SALT🧵
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
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the video is so goddamn funny
Four LA residents allegedly defrauded multiple insurance companies of over $141,000. A wildlife expert who reviewed footage of the incidents said that the culprit was "clearly a human in a bear suit."
They told insurers a bear damaged their car. But it was actually a person in a costume
Four LA residents allegedly defrauded multiple insurance companies of over $141,000. A wildlife expert who reviewed footage of the incidents said that the culprit was "clearly a human in a bear suit."
www.npr.org
November 15, 2024 at 5:15 AM
the video is so goddamn funny
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weird, just watched a video on here and it didn’t then autoplay some pornography or a motorist being killed on cctv
November 14, 2024 at 4:20 PM
weird, just watched a video on here and it didn’t then autoplay some pornography or a motorist being killed on cctv
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Hurray! Chris Packham's here. @chrisgpackham.bsky.social
Our cup runneth over. Do follow him.
Our cup runneth over. Do follow him.
November 14, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Hurray! Chris Packham's here. @chrisgpackham.bsky.social
Our cup runneth over. Do follow him.
Our cup runneth over. Do follow him.
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