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@aaronguilmette.bsky.social
VP/Tech in DIB, ex-MSFT. Meh-selling tech author of a lot of books you’ve never read. I’m well-known to at least tens of people. https://www.amazon.com/author/aaronguilmette
Pinned
Hold on while I ask this dog where I can find the best IPA.
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After years of therapy, my therapist has determined that I am cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Now the healing can begin.
January 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
After years of therapy, my therapist has determined that I am cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Now the healing can begin.
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When Vanilla Ice said "Go ninja, go ninja, go! Go ninja, go ninja, go!" I felt that shit in my soul.
January 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
When Vanilla Ice said "Go ninja, go ninja, go! Go ninja, go ninja, go!" I felt that shit in my soul.
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Quick question: what the FUCK???
January 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Quick question: what the FUCK???
I’m pretty convinced that no one *actually* likes hiking. They do it so they can take pictures for IG and dating profiles.
January 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m pretty convinced that no one *actually* likes hiking. They do it so they can take pictures for IG and dating profiles.
Excited to be part of the Global Data & AI Virtual Tech Conference, presenting about my books, “Workflow Automation with Microsoft Power Automate” and “Power Platform and the AI Revolution.”
And pardon the glare. Next time, I’ll be sure to powder my fivehead.
And pardon the glare. Next time, I’ll be sure to powder my fivehead.
January 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Excited to be part of the Global Data & AI Virtual Tech Conference, presenting about my books, “Workflow Automation with Microsoft Power Automate” and “Power Platform and the AI Revolution.”
And pardon the glare. Next time, I’ll be sure to powder my fivehead.
And pardon the glare. Next time, I’ll be sure to powder my fivehead.
[overlooking a scene with a crushed body under a piano]
Officer: Ok, so tell me again
Witness: he was just saying “whatever happens, happens for a reason”
Officer: well, he isn’t wrong, everything does happ—
Witness: [backs away]
Officer: Ok, so tell me again
Witness: he was just saying “whatever happens, happens for a reason”
Officer: well, he isn’t wrong, everything does happ—
Witness: [backs away]
January 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
[overlooking a scene with a crushed body under a piano]
Officer: Ok, so tell me again
Witness: he was just saying “whatever happens, happens for a reason”
Officer: well, he isn’t wrong, everything does happ—
Witness: [backs away]
Officer: Ok, so tell me again
Witness: he was just saying “whatever happens, happens for a reason”
Officer: well, he isn’t wrong, everything does happ—
Witness: [backs away]
Welp, ended up booking a Bora Bora vacation. It’s still at risk of being gone by the end of this century, but at least climate change won’t kill this year’s plans.
January 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Welp, ended up booking a Bora Bora vacation. It’s still at risk of being gone by the end of this century, but at least climate change won’t kill this year’s plans.
One of the cool parts of hand sanitizer is how effective it is at helping you remember where all the tiny cuts and cracks are on your hands
January 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
One of the cool parts of hand sanitizer is how effective it is at helping you remember where all the tiny cuts and cracks are on your hands
An ambulance is just an uber to the hospital.
December 28, 2024 at 4:01 PM
An ambulance is just an uber to the hospital.
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I saw a post which referred to unwrapping Reese's peanut butter cups as taking off their undies, and I would like to know how to unread this turn of phrase
December 28, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I saw a post which referred to unwrapping Reese's peanut butter cups as taking off their undies, and I would like to know how to unread this turn of phrase
28lb of prime rib, cooked to 118F before resting up to 122F.
December 28, 2024 at 6:41 AM
28lb of prime rib, cooked to 118F before resting up to 122F.
I got up really late and took my trash out. I only saw three other trash cans on my street, so I don’t know if I’m way too early or way too late.
December 26, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I got up really late and took my trash out. I only saw three other trash cans on my street, so I don’t know if I’m way too early or way too late.
I think it’s also important to recognize that the people who run for Congress are largely trying to win popularity contests—and we all know a lot of the the popular kids in school leaned into it because they weren’t doing so hot with their grades
I get a lot of replies these days asserting that Democrats are deliberately fucking up as part of twelve dimensional chess to serve their corporate overlords and honestly folks in some ways that might be easier to deal with
but no, I think Occam’s razor applies here: they’re just bad at their jobs
but no, I think Occam’s razor applies here: they’re just bad at their jobs
December 18, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I think it’s also important to recognize that the people who run for Congress are largely trying to win popularity contests—and we all know a lot of the the popular kids in school leaned into it because they weren’t doing so hot with their grades
One of the great things about working from home is that no one is there to judge you when you put ketchup on a hot dog like an 8-year-old.
December 18, 2024 at 9:21 PM
One of the great things about working from home is that no one is there to judge you when you put ketchup on a hot dog like an 8-year-old.
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Took some much needed time off from being disappointed to spend more time being bitter.
December 17, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Took some much needed time off from being disappointed to spend more time being bitter.
Another year of my kids successfully making penis-shaped ornaments
It’s the real reason for the season
It’s the real reason for the season
December 16, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Another year of my kids successfully making penis-shaped ornaments
It’s the real reason for the season
It’s the real reason for the season
Dating in your 40s is a lot like everything else in your 40s: exhausting and for the most part you’d rather just stay home and start getting ready for bed at 9:45
December 16, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Dating in your 40s is a lot like everything else in your 40s: exhausting and for the most part you’d rather just stay home and start getting ready for bed at 9:45
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if arguing online changed anything we'd all be running Linux
December 12, 2024 at 8:27 PM
if arguing online changed anything we'd all be running Linux
My allergies are making me sound like a dollar store crime boss.
December 13, 2024 at 2:16 PM
My allergies are making me sound like a dollar store crime boss.
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it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese
I think bath soap has bubbles so that it distracts you from the fact that you’re just sitting in a tub of our own slimy, dead, sloughed off skin cells.
December 11, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I think bath soap has bubbles so that it distracts you from the fact that you’re just sitting in a tub of our own slimy, dead, sloughed off skin cells.
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Husband: I wish you looked at me the way you are looking at that pizza
Me: here, hold this slice
Me: here, hold this slice
December 11, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Husband: I wish you looked at me the way you are looking at that pizza
Me: here, hold this slice
Me: here, hold this slice
Do people who do “elf on a shelf” know that they can have their kids mess up shit for free
December 2, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Do people who do “elf on a shelf” know that they can have their kids mess up shit for free
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Ordering pizza on a Monday night is self-care.
December 2, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Ordering pizza on a Monday night is self-care.
Sorry, @godpod.bsky.social
I just couldn’t help but chuckling every time I followed and unfollowed you
I just couldn’t help but chuckling every time I followed and unfollowed you
December 2, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Sorry, @godpod.bsky.social
I just couldn’t help but chuckling every time I followed and unfollowed you
I just couldn’t help but chuckling every time I followed and unfollowed you