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It is objectively perfect that people are posting about MTV going off the air forever last night instead of turning on the television and noticing that it did not.
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
It is objectively perfect that people are posting about MTV going off the air forever last night instead of turning on the television and noticing that it did not.
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Your hot takes on Thanksgiving food are colder than your takes on “Baby It’s Cold Outside” and “Let It Snow” and seriously aren’t you just tired? Aren’t we all?
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Your hot takes on Thanksgiving food are colder than your takes on “Baby It’s Cold Outside” and “Let It Snow” and seriously aren’t you just tired? Aren’t we all?
I already know the answer to this but…is Debra Messing…ok?
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I already know the answer to this but…is Debra Messing…ok?
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They really will just get mad at anything
October 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
They really will just get mad at anything
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“It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and ALL ABOUT EVE”
-Bigots, if they had any goddamn verve or elan at all
-Bigots, if they had any goddamn verve or elan at all
September 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and ALL ABOUT EVE”
-Bigots, if they had any goddamn verve or elan at all
-Bigots, if they had any goddamn verve or elan at all
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Variety says Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Frankenstein’ got a 13-Minute Ovation in Venice. Hollywood reporter says 14 minutes. Deadline Hollywood says 15-minutes. I don't know WHAT to believe!! We NEED to know EXACTLY how long these ovations are!!
August 31, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Variety says Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Frankenstein’ got a 13-Minute Ovation in Venice. Hollywood reporter says 14 minutes. Deadline Hollywood says 15-minutes. I don't know WHAT to believe!! We NEED to know EXACTLY how long these ovations are!!
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Readers want good criticism. When editors don’t listen to those readers, it’s worth wondering who they’re listening to instead
Area Critic (Me) Needs New Job.
Reach out if you want me to write for you! Doesn't have to be reviews!
Reach out if you want me to write for you! Doesn't have to be reviews!
Vanity Fair Will Refocus on Hollywood and Cut Back Some Coverage Areas, Says New Editorial Director
Vanity Fair will scale back certain areas of coverage, including shutting down The Hive, to focus on entertainment and culture, editorial director Mark Guiducci said.
variety.com
August 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Readers want good criticism. When editors don’t listen to those readers, it’s worth wondering who they’re listening to instead
What is Lorde actually trying to do with her new music? Maybe I just don’t get it.
June 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What is Lorde actually trying to do with her new music? Maybe I just don’t get it.
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Would love to know what think tank convinced the Democratic Party that juvenile stunts are their path to victory, because it’s all they fucking do. bsky.app/profile/alli...
WATCH: Democrats are pressing the "Trump Always Chickens Out" narrative, handing out free tacos from a truck emblazoned with that very phrase near the RNC’s Washington headquarters.
'TACO Tuesday': Democrats hand out free tacos to troll Trump over tariff jab
YouTube video by MSNBC
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June 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Would love to know what think tank convinced the Democratic Party that juvenile stunts are their path to victory, because it’s all they fucking do. bsky.app/profile/alli...
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It’s never too late to expand your sense of what your tastes are.
This is my way of saying I did not have a terrible time at Final Destination 5.
This is my way of saying I did not have a terrible time at Final Destination 5.
May 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s never too late to expand your sense of what your tastes are.
This is my way of saying I did not have a terrible time at Final Destination 5.
This is my way of saying I did not have a terrible time at Final Destination 5.
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Tom Cruise is signing autographs outside his Cannes premiere. I would like to think he’s just scrawling “Movies!!!” and then underlining it
May 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Tom Cruise is signing autographs outside his Cannes premiere. I would like to think he’s just scrawling “Movies!!!” and then underlining it
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In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.
May 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.
Omg I hope Pope Leo guest stars on The Bear!!!
May 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Omg I hope Pope Leo guest stars on The Bear!!!
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Easter, unlike Christmas, is an ideal holiday for people who don't celebrate it. Lasts a day, doesn't get all in your face, but there's good candy if you want some.
April 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Easter, unlike Christmas, is an ideal holiday for people who don't celebrate it. Lasts a day, doesn't get all in your face, but there's good candy if you want some.
We get it, Britney. You LOVE that lingerie set.
April 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We get it, Britney. You LOVE that lingerie set.
Petition for Travis Kelce to beat the ever-loving shit out of Ye on pay-per-view
April 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Petition for Travis Kelce to beat the ever-loving shit out of Ye on pay-per-view
I don’t care about Minecraft at all, but this makes me happy because it had so many doubters.
Also how rich is Jack Black at this point??
Also how rich is Jack Black at this point??
‘A MINECRAFT MOVIE’ debuts with $157M at the domestic box office.
Biggest 3-day opening for a video game adaptation at the domestic box office.
Biggest 3-day opening for a video game adaptation at the domestic box office.
April 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I don’t care about Minecraft at all, but this makes me happy because it had so many doubters.
Also how rich is Jack Black at this point??
Also how rich is Jack Black at this point??
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Like in Human Centipede.
REPORTER: The markets today are way down. The worst day in years. Because of the tariffs. So, how's it going?
TRUMP: I think it's going very well. It was an operation like when a patient gets operated on.
TRUMP: I think it's going very well. It was an operation like when a patient gets operated on.
April 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Like in Human Centipede.
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“This is just like what Hillary did with her private server” okay that’s what’s up then just like we did with her let’s make him not be the president
March 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“This is just like what Hillary did with her private server” okay that’s what’s up then just like we did with her let’s make him not be the president
Has Gen Z discovered The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang yet?
March 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Has Gen Z discovered The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang yet?
I Know Who Killed Me
does anyone else have a favorite terrible movie?
mine is m. night shyamalan's "the happening"
mine is m. night shyamalan's "the happening"
March 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I Know Who Killed Me
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The thinky-guy emoji is like a verification badge and what it verifies is that the words near it are about to be the dumbest shit you've ever read.
March 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The thinky-guy emoji is like a verification badge and what it verifies is that the words near it are about to be the dumbest shit you've ever read.
Serious question: does Ray Nicholson’s physical resemblance of his dad help or hurt his career? Or neither?
March 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Serious question: does Ray Nicholson’s physical resemblance of his dad help or hurt his career? Or neither?