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tea kettle started whistling but I’m listening to lily allen so I thought it was part of the beat. went kinda hard
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
tea kettle started whistling but I’m listening to lily allen so I thought it was part of the beat. went kinda hard
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If you're in Kansas City, we're hosting a food drive from 12:00-4:00PM *TODAY* at Liberty Memorial drive.
Drive through and drop off food (dry and refrigerated!) for needy families and federal employees impacted by cuts to SNAP and the government shutdown alike.
Thanks!
If you're in Kansas City, we're hosting a food drive from 12:00-4:00PM *TODAY* at Liberty Memorial drive.
Drive through and drop off food (dry and refrigerated!) for needy families and federal employees impacted by cuts to SNAP and the government shutdown alike.
Thanks!
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Please share!
If you're in Kansas City, we're hosting a food drive from 12:00-4:00PM *TODAY* at Liberty Memorial drive.
Drive through and drop off food (dry and refrigerated!) for needy families and federal employees impacted by cuts to SNAP and the government shutdown alike.
Thanks!
If you're in Kansas City, we're hosting a food drive from 12:00-4:00PM *TODAY* at Liberty Memorial drive.
Drive through and drop off food (dry and refrigerated!) for needy families and federal employees impacted by cuts to SNAP and the government shutdown alike.
Thanks!
without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
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Today’s Horoscope for Avalon:
Little pants, big shirt
Big pants, little shirt
These two combinations will solve virtually any wardrobe question. If you’re ever in doubt, you’ll never be again.
Little pants, big shirt
Big pants, little shirt
These two combinations will solve virtually any wardrobe question. If you’re ever in doubt, you’ll never be again.
please
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Today’s Horoscope for Avalon:
Little pants, big shirt
Big pants, little shirt
These two combinations will solve virtually any wardrobe question. If you’re ever in doubt, you’ll never be again.
Little pants, big shirt
Big pants, little shirt
These two combinations will solve virtually any wardrobe question. If you’re ever in doubt, you’ll never be again.
tried out a new placement for my eye rhinestones and I keep getting told I look like a princess, feels good to be seen
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
tried out a new placement for my eye rhinestones and I keep getting told I look like a princess, feels good to be seen
you have a problem: it’s cold and rainy outside
I have a solution: a spiked caramel apple cider (hot or iced!) made by yours truly 😌
I have a solution: a spiked caramel apple cider (hot or iced!) made by yours truly 😌
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
you have a problem: it’s cold and rainy outside
I have a solution: a spiked caramel apple cider (hot or iced!) made by yours truly 😌
I have a solution: a spiked caramel apple cider (hot or iced!) made by yours truly 😌
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For CNN I'm looking to talk to young men (feel free to interpret "young" broadly) who are actively sports betting sober—as in, you made a conscious decision to abstain for your wellbeing or you quit gambling—but are still sports fans. If that's you: Hannah[dot]keyser[at]cnn[dot]com
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
For CNN I'm looking to talk to young men (feel free to interpret "young" broadly) who are actively sports betting sober—as in, you made a conscious decision to abstain for your wellbeing or you quit gambling—but are still sports fans. If that's you: Hannah[dot]keyser[at]cnn[dot]com
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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thursday? more like, yearnsday ha ha am I right
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
thursday? more like, yearnsday ha ha am I right
on my hands and knees begging for a lily allen cover from chappell roan
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
on my hands and knees begging for a lily allen cover from chappell roan
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
bringing an appetizer to a very german family for thanksgiving, what should I make?
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
bringing an appetizer to a very german family for thanksgiving, what should I make?
cannot find a good temperature balance in my house with all the weather whiplash. psychologically speaking this is worse than hearing a heartbeat through the floorboards
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
cannot find a good temperature balance in my house with all the weather whiplash. psychologically speaking this is worse than hearing a heartbeat through the floorboards
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
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who up yearning
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
who up yearning
instant dopamine hit: pointing out an airplane at the park and watching 50 kids all wave and scream HI AIRPLANE!!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
instant dopamine hit: pointing out an airplane at the park and watching 50 kids all wave and scream HI AIRPLANE!!!
last october I entered partial hospitalization for what I thought was postpartum depression. what I discovered is that I had actually endured years of abuse.
today, one year later, I’m divorced, supporting myself, and doing better mentally than I ever have.
community saved me. ask for help.
today, one year later, I’m divorced, supporting myself, and doing better mentally than I ever have.
community saved me. ask for help.
guys I graduated from a month and a half at the mental hospital today
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
last october I entered partial hospitalization for what I thought was postpartum depression. what I discovered is that I had actually endured years of abuse.
today, one year later, I’m divorced, supporting myself, and doing better mentally than I ever have.
community saved me. ask for help.
today, one year later, I’m divorced, supporting myself, and doing better mentally than I ever have.
community saved me. ask for help.
somehow just now learned sylvia plath’s children were in the other room and now I’m sick to my stomach with pain for the eternal suffering of women good morning everyone!
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
somehow just now learned sylvia plath’s children were in the other room and now I’m sick to my stomach with pain for the eternal suffering of women good morning everyone!
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The other evening @aaaaaavalon.bsky.social was kind enough to give me a prompt of a corgi in a hot dog bun.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The other evening @aaaaaavalon.bsky.social was kind enough to give me a prompt of a corgi in a hot dog bun.
you ever realize your pants have been on backwards all day
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
you ever realize your pants have been on backwards all day
are there any parks in the area with enough lights to take littles after sunset? by the time my kids are up from their nap some days it’s too dark to go anywhere and I want to give them more outside time
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
are there any parks in the area with enough lights to take littles after sunset? by the time my kids are up from their nap some days it’s too dark to go anywhere and I want to give them more outside time
the devil works hard but sabrina carpenter’s costume designer works harder
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
the devil works hard but sabrina carpenter’s costume designer works harder
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You want to spot a misogynist? Be a woman telling a man you wrote anything and see how suddenly nitpicky and condescending he gets
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You want to spot a misogynist? Be a woman telling a man you wrote anything and see how suddenly nitpicky and condescending he gets
recruited the moms at library storytime to join our neighborhood buy nothing group 😈 the power of community grows stronger
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
recruited the moms at library storytime to join our neighborhood buy nothing group 😈 the power of community grows stronger