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@aaaaaavalon.bsky.social
· Dec 2
she jingle on my bells til I go all the way
writing out my goals for 2026 made me realize I’m actually kind of insane
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
writing out my goals for 2026 made me realize I’m actually kind of insane
looking at notes from a tarot reading I did for myself last year where the devil card jumped out, in the same week my total was $6.66 on a movie date. signs were signing but I said
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
looking at notes from a tarot reading I did for myself last year where the devil card jumped out, in the same week my total was $6.66 on a movie date. signs were signing but I said
if I fuck around and get a “sex sells” tattoo to match my gay hockey boyfriends mind your business
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
if I fuck around and get a “sex sells” tattoo to match my gay hockey boyfriends mind your business
my mind is a lot of places rn
December 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
my mind is a lot of places rn
I think it’s weird that boomers’ view of socialism is cookie cutter prison style apartments and only one brand/type of every product. capitalism in the 1900s didn’t look like AI “friend” necklaces and door dashing McDonald’s. theres a modern socialism possible that isn’t a weird outdated idea
December 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I think it’s weird that boomers’ view of socialism is cookie cutter prison style apartments and only one brand/type of every product. capitalism in the 1900s didn’t look like AI “friend” necklaces and door dashing McDonald’s. theres a modern socialism possible that isn’t a weird outdated idea
dated a guy so crazy I saw a strange arrangement of sticks in front of my parking spot and thought “I wonder if he learned witchcraft and that’s some sort of hex”
December 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
dated a guy so crazy I saw a strange arrangement of sticks in front of my parking spot and thought “I wonder if he learned witchcraft and that’s some sort of hex”
just ran into a woman with the most beautiful fur coat I’ve ever seen. I complimented her on it and she told me about how she slept with a famous actor’s son and he gave it to her after they spent a night at the beach together. I love women
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
just ran into a woman with the most beautiful fur coat I’ve ever seen. I complimented her on it and she told me about how she slept with a famous actor’s son and he gave it to her after they spent a night at the beach together. I love women
holy shit guys remember water beds
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
holy shit guys remember water beds
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I think about this at least once a day
December 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I think about this at least once a day
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I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
August 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
this customer keeps bowing every time he talks to me and ngl it’s kinda working
December 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
this customer keeps bowing every time he talks to me and ngl it’s kinda working
I can’t even talk about the season finale of heated rivalry. mentally I’m still in the club bumping the all the things she said remix
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I can’t even talk about the season finale of heated rivalry. mentally I’m still in the club bumping the all the things she said remix
every time I take my kids somewhere with automatic doors I tell them “open the magic doors!” and they carefully walk up toward them and then cheer and run in when they open. 10/10 whimsy levels, can’t recommend enough
pretending I am using the force to open the automatic doors at the grocery store is the only joy I have left
December 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
every time I take my kids somewhere with automatic doors I tell them “open the magic doors!” and they carefully walk up toward them and then cheer and run in when they open. 10/10 whimsy levels, can’t recommend enough
thank you to everyone who is starting heated rivalry tonight, I need more people to be feral about it with
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
thank you to everyone who is starting heated rivalry tonight, I need more people to be feral about it with
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I am certainly for clowning but clowning is sacred and different from lazy dunking
December 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I am certainly for clowning but clowning is sacred and different from lazy dunking
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I find the reach dunks on celebs to be really tedious especially in the name of communism. be loving to your neighbor and tell them why you are that way. seek to heal old wounds and tell people why you are a peacemaker.
December 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I find the reach dunks on celebs to be really tedious especially in the name of communism. be loving to your neighbor and tell them why you are that way. seek to heal old wounds and tell people why you are a peacemaker.
gonna be playing the heated rivalry soundtrack at the cafe all weekend I hope yall like French music
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
gonna be playing the heated rivalry soundtrack at the cafe all weekend I hope yall like French music
someone let me come over and watch frankenstein
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
someone let me come over and watch frankenstein
someone take me to hockey matches
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
someone take me to hockey matches
positioning my thirst traps so the urns on my altar aren’t visible
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
positioning my thirst traps so the urns on my altar aren’t visible
I was going to post something but then I remember other real life people can read these
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I was going to post something but then I remember other real life people can read these
physically I am an American woman but spiritually I am a fictional curly-haired hockey-playing Russian man
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
physically I am an American woman but spiritually I am a fictional curly-haired hockey-playing Russian man
the moon right now looks like the Cheshire cat’s smile
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
the moon right now looks like the Cheshire cat’s smile
since bluesky doesn’t have drafts you’re just gonna get these all at once
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
since bluesky doesn’t have drafts you’re just gonna get these all at once