M. Hemmerle
@9hemmerle.bsky.social
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God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.
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Border Patrol is pulling out of Minneapolis. Bovino is ending his punitive tour of blue cities. Calls for Noem's resignation are mounting, even in conservative media. Senate Democrats are dug in now on refusing to fund DHS and ICE. "Abolish ICE" is now a mainstream position.
They are losing.
They are losing.
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Border Patrol is pulling out of Minneapolis. Bovino is ending his punitive tour of blue cities. Calls for Noem's resignation are mounting, even in conservative media. Senate Democrats are dug in now on refusing to fund DHS and ICE. "Abolish ICE" is now a mainstream position.
They are losing.
They are losing.
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Fred Trump had dementia and his family set up a fake office so he could think he was in charge while other people made the decisions. Mentioning this for no particular reason at all. Not even sure what made me think of it.
January 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Fred Trump had dementia and his family set up a fake office so he could think he was in charge while other people made the decisions. Mentioning this for no particular reason at all. Not even sure what made me think of it.
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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For decades people have asked how do I order a pizza? How to get pizza to my house? Now we have the answer.
January 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
For decades people have asked how do I order a pizza? How to get pizza to my house? Now we have the answer.
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Trumpian imperialism in action: kidnap the head of the regime, leaving the rest of it in place so as to access the oil reserves for the US companies. Then realize the oil is actually quite expensive to extract, so go ahead and SUBSIDIZE the oil companies. Perfect.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Trump says the U.S. is not at war with Venezuela
In an exclusive interview with NBC News, Trump discussed the path forward in Venezuela, including when there will be elections, the opportunities for oil companies and Congress' role.
www.nbcnews.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Trumpian imperialism in action: kidnap the head of the regime, leaving the rest of it in place so as to access the oil reserves for the US companies. Then realize the oil is actually quite expensive to extract, so go ahead and SUBSIDIZE the oil companies. Perfect.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
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Goodbye 2025, and good riddance to you.
You truly sucked ass.
Give us something good, 2026.
🙏🙏Manifest that.🙏🙏
You truly sucked ass.
Give us something good, 2026.
🙏🙏Manifest that.🙏🙏
January 1, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Goodbye 2025, and good riddance to you.
You truly sucked ass.
Give us something good, 2026.
🙏🙏Manifest that.🙏🙏
You truly sucked ass.
Give us something good, 2026.
🙏🙏Manifest that.🙏🙏
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Just need to outrun it for three more days.
December 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Just need to outrun it for three more days.
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How I'm walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My kid is to blame for today's game outcome @lisamonique.bsky.social #superstitious
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My kid is to blame for today's game outcome @lisamonique.bsky.social #superstitious
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Damn 🔥🔥🔥
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Damn 🔥🔥🔥
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Hasbro Pulse Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale are live now - bit.ly/48luCEq
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hasbro Pulse Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale are live now - bit.ly/48luCEq
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Thank you, Veterans!
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Thank you, Veterans!
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My favorite part is they cut to a Pats fan in the crowd and you could see her yell, "Holy sh*t!"
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My favorite part is they cut to a Pats fan in the crowd and you could see her yell, "Holy sh*t!"
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
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It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
February 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything
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Costume Inspiration - Gator Days
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Costume Inspiration - Gator Days
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Lowkey good thing about this video is knowing that his buddies are gonna give him shit about it at their bigot poker games until the day he dies. bsky.app/profile/moll...
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Lowkey good thing about this video is knowing that his buddies are gonna give him shit about it at their bigot poker games until the day he dies. bsky.app/profile/moll...
Be Spider-Man for Halloween! Get your official Marvel Legends Spider-Man Mask at Hasbro Pulse or Amazon
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM