It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
1. Grouchy old man mentors teen girl
2. Heist seemingly “goes wrong,” but that was the REAL plan the whole time
3. Homoerotic coworkers
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
1. Grouchy old man mentors teen girl
2. Heist seemingly “goes wrong,” but that was the REAL plan the whole time
3. Homoerotic coworkers
and everything was … entirely chill and peaceful. dancing. heckling. chanting.
and then the protest ended and people went home.