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peter griffin cigarette baby
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heart of gold balls of steel
what does this have to do w chainsaw man
Michigan was more worried about guarding the M logo on midfield after the game then they did about not getting their ass whooped 😂😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I hold traditional American values on religion, by which I mean Catholics can't be trusted because they're only loyal to the Pope.
October 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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why don't men look like this anymore
August 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i hate myself for making this one and if you retweet it you suck
July 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
cyclops: you need to stop giving my wife fuck me eyes

wolverine: your wife should stop giving me fuck me eyes back
July 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
nintendo should make baby baby mario
July 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Make no mistake:

Alligator Alcatraz IS a concentration camp, and they absolutely ARE planning genocide and ‘ethnic cleansing.’

As a white person, i don’t know what I can do to help, but if all I have is my voice, I will make sure it’s heard.
July 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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you’d be smiling too if you were immortal
July 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
real paragon of the bechdel test over here (talking to multiple woman friends i’ve had for years at the same time)
June 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“we value order over chaos” splatoon 2 final fest rivalry be like
June 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
haven’t tested it in a while but i really hope im not still allergic to peanuts. child shit fr. it literally never comes up but like i really hope im just avoiding it forever and it can’t secretly kill me one day. that’d be really lame
June 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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One of the biggest banks being called “Gold man sacks” is pretty inexcusable.
June 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I think we could fix the kids by introducing them to Bush era Memphis rap
May 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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imagine having beef with all your musical icons because they criticize how you’re destroying america so the only artist you can keep listening to is kid rock
May 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“8647” you people are pathetic the fascist theocracy is here *right now* that man needs to die
May 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
never been so happy to see someone detransition in my life
we could always tell
Max is renaming itself to HBO Max.
May 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i think rfk jr’s real problem with autistic people is that he probably had an autistic friend in high school who just would not shut up about his special interest
May 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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whoever needs this reminder: mother's day is on sunday. order those flowers or whatnot
May 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the night family episode of rick and morty is more tightly written, profound, and emotionally salient than all of severance #speakingmytruth
April 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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he can't tariff our friendship 😊
April 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
so when are we getting the lofi version of booker’s filibuster??
April 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
baffling how nobody in my generation actually received good computer education simply because everyone thought that someone else would teach us
March 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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"Your penis..."

*Slicks my hair back like aizen*

"I have already sucked it..."

*you fall to the ground cumming*
March 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
very excited to listen to my chromakopia vinyl get stoned and play rivals. yeah i do this like every other night, but im still very excited
March 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
in honor of the most recent administration scandal, i will be creating a group chat with all of my plugs and both of my parents
March 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM