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1bm.bsky.social
@1bm.bsky.social
melee, anime, magic the gathering, bunch of other things i'm bad at

software whatever

philadelphia the city of dreams
If that shit gets an 18/25, why did I even try when I wrote papers in college? Could have just written whatever I wanted as sloppily as possible.
I think 18/25 and focus on the lack of engagement with the assignment in detail and move along.
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I have not been “online” so thank you for letting me know dick cheney died.
November 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The LinkedIn Executive postmortem is such a funny genre of post because it seems so callous. Every leadership bungle is framed as “well we tried” but you burnt money on doomed nonsense and now thousands of people are out of work through no fault of their own.
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
not even a phillies fan but this is charmin soft
Philly booing Ohtani cmon man. He's not a Dodger he's our national baseball Folk Hero. He is for everyone. He loves dogs and hits balls 500 ft and throws the ball 100 mph.
October 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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say what you want about it, the CEO being like “are you paying us?” is something i’ve seen verbatim on message boards and i find it invigorating
October 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
hilarious to see my parents’ pastor going viral on Bluesky but he’s spitting here.
This was a word AND he cussed 😂
September 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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RIP Haru Urara.
The shining star of losers everywhere. #umamusume
September 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
We’re calling the most obvious joke of all time “misinfo” god this website SUCKS
Here is the real article: "Stop Acting Like this is Normal." Vanoreo is spreading misinformation.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/07/o...
Opinion | Stop Acting Like This Is Normal
www.nytimes.com
September 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Newfound love for my parents after learning how much they paid for Wayne Gretzky’s 3D Hockey!
June 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Playing my 1 RCQ a year today because there’s a Swiftspear + Mutagenic Growth + Bauble + Lava Dart deck and a friend is giving me a full 75. Hope the new cards I don’t know are in English…
May 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
South Jersey
May 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Gorgeous day to sit inside and watch Melee and the NBA Playoffs
April 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I watched this video so much one summer in college that I had dreams (multiple) that CRJ was my wife.
And now, our 100th video. All rise:

Carly Rae Jepsen - "Run Away with Me" (2015)

The other video that inspired this account. I thought I was going to post twenty of these at most, I can think of no better video to commemorate this milestone. Are there any more to find? Who knows
April 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
this shit means something to me man
MY MAN IS GOING THROUGH IT
April 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Go birds for eternity
February 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Was a good year for pop music I think
January 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I can buy forgetting to pay mana. I can buy being confused by an awful judge ruling that let you keep the mana (bad judge rulings happen). But using the mana that you shouldn't have access to is completely insane dog. What happened to sportsmanship? You think you just get a bailout?
January 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Today I am just learning that any time anyone was banned from any discussion forum online they could have just taken it to the House of Representatives. Would have been way more aggro as a kid online if I knew this.
At some point in the next 2 years, the admins of Bluesky will 100% have to testify under oath in front of the Republican House of Representatives and will get asked explicitly why they chose to ban Jesse Singal if they ban him.

More serious than "oh noes elon will be mad boohoo"
What ammo? Elon will say mean things about Bluesky again? Oh no!
December 12, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I have Evangelical stolen valor in a sense (raised in the Black church but attended a v small, v right wing Evangelical grade school, did Awana and camp and shit). This was a cathartic read as someone who saw and experienced the struggle and pressure this ideology puts on kids. It’s funny too!
Hey #booksky

No list of Understanding Christian Nationalism books is complete without this novel. Zero punches pulled on what it's like to be born inside the beast, and it's funny anyway. Kirkus accolades, 4.5-star ratings, raised $50K for the Trevor Project. All formats: www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/novel
Buy Jason Kirk's novel, HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU
The exvangelical novel has great reviews AND raised $50K for the Trevor Project.
www.jasonkirk.fyi
December 5, 2024 at 4:20 PM
this app would be immensely more tolerable if every third post the algorithm fed to me wasn't someone jerking themselves off about good this app is and how happy they are to be here.

the bird pics are nice though, the other place never fed me bird pics.
November 12, 2024 at 2:04 PM
certainly not beating the bot allegations with this one
November 12, 2024 at 1:41 PM
fuck they really got "why studio ghibli food look so good?" on the blue sky too? they aren't even writing checks! just love of the game terrible posting.
September 21, 2023 at 1:32 AM