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12sleep3.bsky.social
Dgg
@12sleep3.bsky.social
21, transbian, AuDHD
She/her
Midlaner
3x national wife loving champion
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Reskeeted with alt text because AGREED.
January 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Elon Musk has now illegally fired:

- USDA employees amidst a bird flu outbreak

- FAA chair amid a plane crash epidemic

- People in charge of protecting us from nuclear attack

At this point Musk has to be considered a terrorist attacking the United States.
February 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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I like that he posted a picture of a print-out of the email.
February 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Ughhhhh another AI hallucination from Google. Homosexuality was definitely not legal in New York in the 1960s! State Penal Law 130.08 explicitly banned "deviate sexual intercourse" and was used almost exclusively to go after gays. Stop using Google for research.
February 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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lately been into applesauce pouches🙂‍↕️
February 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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February 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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my wife (roleplaying as a pothole): ooooh my that’s an awfully nice ass-phalt you’ve got there

me (tipping my hard hat and straightening my lace safety vest): thank you madam pothole, i’ve been sent here by the city to come fill you up
January 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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My snake oil stocks just took a nosedive, this is unbelievable. I bet my retirement on this
January 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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donald trump gets in office and immediately does insane crimes or fucks over his constituency it’s insane
(Axios) - The $TRUMP memecoin — a financial asset that didn't exist on Friday afternoon — now accounts for about 89% of Donald Trump's net worth.

www.axios.com/2025/01/19/d...
January 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like Garfield the cartoon cat disproves evolution. Sometimes, he would accuse Charlie Brown of having hoes.
January 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Meta's AI lawyer has fired Meta as a client b/c he believes that Meta's leadership has descended into "Neo-nazi madness" www.linkedin.com/posts/markle...
Mark Lemley on LinkedIn: I have struggled with how to respond to Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook's… | 45 comments
I have struggled with how to respond to Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook's descent into toxic masculinity and Neo-Nazi madness. While I have thought about quitting… | 45 comments on LinkedIn
www.linkedin.com
January 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
December 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.
December 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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"skibidi toilet fortnite collab" i state calmly as i place my hand on the emergency door handle. the rest of the plane's passengers solemnly nod and close their eyes, thanking me for the mercy i am bestowing upon them as i throw the door open at 30,000 feet
December 23, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Going through my letterboxd for this year and I forgot I was crashing out hard at the Garfield movie.
December 21, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips
December 15, 2024 at 8:26 PM
ur body is tea but my temple is chai so dont even try me
November 5, 2024 at 8:48 PM
if this describes me hmu we will be great friends
October 30, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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i saw a couple at olive garden going through a breakup 🤣 it was incredibly personal 😆 they were in tears the whole time 😝 i've never seen behavior so relentlessly cruel and spiteful 😹 i witnessed every ounce of pent-up misery and remorse from their years-long falling out unloaded in an instant 😂
October 23, 2024 at 4:39 PM
always think its really funny when i notice my dad has used my fancy girly shampoo that makes my hair rly soft and pretty

its like giving grandma pcp to see her do a backflip a week before she dies

like yasss u will be gone soon but slay !!
October 22, 2024 at 9:22 PM