Matt Burke
1201pm.bsky.social
Matt Burke
@1201pm.bsky.social
Boston, MA ☘
“I reject your reality and substitute my own”
My profile on Letterboxd https://boxd.it/7K2MR
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QAnon: The powerful pedophiles have invented elaborate codes to secretly discuss their crimes that require decades of interpretation

Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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UPDATE — Here are the at least 10 congressional Democrats, 5 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 6 Democratic Senate candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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TONGHT NYC

It’s cold and it’s damp, so come warm yourself with some laughs and movie trivia tonight at The Loft at @CityWineryNYC. Joining me for DOUG LOVES MOVIES tonight are @JoeyBragg @Thezog @katemicucci and @joshgondelman !!!

citywinery.com/new-york-cit...
Doug Loves Movies - New York City - City Winery | Restaurant, Winery, Live Music & Event Venue
City Winery is an urban winery, restaurant, and live music venue. Experience fine dining, wine tasting, and concerts in one unique location.
citywinery.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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dems, 2009: we can't do shit we only have 59 senators

dems, 2025: we can't stop them they have 52 senators
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.

Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Unless you convene a meeting to oust Schumer and Durbin, this is just lip service, @markey.senate.gov and @warren.senate.gov.

It's what I told your offices when I called today, and it's what everyone else in MA who is furious should do, too
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Resign right now, you useless, ineffective, Quisling little coward. Go count your money and get out of the way for someone who cares about saving America from this tyranny.

You did this, and we all know it.
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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We protested. We marched. We called. We knocked doors. We volunteered. Nothing changed, Senator. This is bullshit. Get @schumer.senate.gov out Now! It's time for new leadership. Now.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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This is a civil war.

Lincoln had McClellan, Hooker and Pope.
He junked them for Grant, Sherman and Sheridan

We have Schumer, Durbin and Cortez Masto in our leadership.

Act Blue, lose my fucking number until we're clean of generals who can't fight or discipline the troops. No cash for this shit.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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So finally the landlords’ purchased luck ran out tonight, a stunning local defeat with nationwide shockwaves, and it’s a beautiful thing to celebrate. You guys shouldn’t have quadrupled the rent in twenty years, dumbasses!
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Too late. We were offering a metaphor for 1933-1934. It's now 1937 in these United States.
October 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I like to think this Riyadh festival is a big Ocean’s 11 style caper designed to help Pete Davidson avenge his father.
September 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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We’re done being treated like disposable pawns. Trump’s threats to fire federal workers during a shutdown are reckless and we’re fighting back in court. Workers keep this country running. We won’t back down.✊
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Unions sue Trump admin over mass layoff plan during government shutdown
Labor unions argued the administration's actions are "contrary to law and arbitrary and capricious."
www.axios.com
October 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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My first stand-up special in over a decade, Night Thoughts, is out on Hulu on December 19th. Mark your calendars. But also I will remind you closer to the date.

deadline.com/2025/10/kuma...
Hulu Unveils Title, Premiere Date For Its Kumail Nanjiani Comedy Special – Update
Kumail Nanjiani new comedy special, now titled 'Night Thoughts,' has locked in a winter premiere date at Hulu.
deadline.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
9/21/21
YouTube video by Demi Adejuyigbe
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September 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Pro-Trump billionaires now own X, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, the Washington Post, CBS, Fox, and the WSJ.

And it's about to get worse. Trump wants China to sell TikTok to a couple of pro-Trump billionaires who could do to it what Elon did to Twitter
messagebox.substack.com/p/does-maga-...
Pro-Trump Billionaires Control American Media
Trump wants China to sell TikTok's U.S. operations to a group of pro-Trump billionaires
messagebox.substack.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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“Nexstar strongly objects to recent comments made by Mr. Kimmel concerning the killing of Charlie Kirk and will replace the show with other programming in its ABC-affiliated markets,” a statement from the company read.
September 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.

that fox news host still has his job.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Just so I'm clear:

TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal

TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft.

TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism.

Free speech, everyone.
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin?

TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?
September 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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We don’t celebrate his death, but we won’t hide the truth about his life.
September 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Hey @thejoedante.bsky.social and @mickgarris.bsky.social I'm using BlueSky for the first time to try and get to the bottom of this cuz I can't find any info about it online. In this shot from The Howling, clearly Mick Garris is on the couch but is the woman an uncredited cameo by Monique Gabrielle?!
August 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM