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@anissasiobhan.bsky.social screaming at her knitting videos “GODDAMNIT THIS IS SOME VOODOO BULLSHIT”
December 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@anissasiobhan.bsky.social screaming at her knitting videos “GODDAMNIT THIS IS SOME VOODOO BULLSHIT”
I was not born to capitalism, I was born to do tricks and be rewarded with treats
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I was not born to capitalism, I was born to do tricks and be rewarded with treats
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Heading to bed and remembering your sheets are still in the wash is a top ten bad feeling
October 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Heading to bed and remembering your sheets are still in the wash is a top ten bad feeling
Every night, when I set my alarms for the next morning, I’m what you would call an “optimist”. I’d love to be one of those people who wakes up at 5 am. Unfortunately, yes, I WILL snooze for two hours if you let me.
September 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Every night, when I set my alarms for the next morning, I’m what you would call an “optimist”. I’d love to be one of those people who wakes up at 5 am. Unfortunately, yes, I WILL snooze for two hours if you let me.
You’re not jinxing yourself, because God isn’t real.
September 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You’re not jinxing yourself, because God isn’t real.
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When I cancel plans because all of my clothes feel too weird against my skin
September 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
When I cancel plans because all of my clothes feel too weird against my skin
Just fucking bleak
September 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Just fucking bleak
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If monopoly was invented today the tokens would be like a labubu, a nice pair of crocs, a cybertruck, 150mg of Wellbutrin, a Stanley cup, and a mini goldendoodle, and the players would just go around the board paying rent until everybody loses
September 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
If monopoly was invented today the tokens would be like a labubu, a nice pair of crocs, a cybertruck, 150mg of Wellbutrin, a Stanley cup, and a mini goldendoodle, and the players would just go around the board paying rent until everybody loses
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Overstimulated and undersupervised: a memoir
September 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Overstimulated and undersupervised: a memoir
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Just had a rare moment of joy upon discovering I have a coworker who is smart
September 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just had a rare moment of joy upon discovering I have a coworker who is smart
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Being emotionally burnt out from the shit your parents did to you does NOT make you a bad person.
August 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Being emotionally burnt out from the shit your parents did to you does NOT make you a bad person.
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me: I have a lot of books, I should go through them
my sister: jen you should just turn your basement into a library instead
my sister: jen you should just turn your basement into a library instead
August 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
me: I have a lot of books, I should go through them
my sister: jen you should just turn your basement into a library instead
my sister: jen you should just turn your basement into a library instead
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She’s a 10 but mostly on therapist intake questionnaires
August 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
She’s a 10 but mostly on therapist intake questionnaires
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You’d think all the people obsessed with conspiracy theories would be all over the actual conspiracies happening left and right and yet
August 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You’d think all the people obsessed with conspiracy theories would be all over the actual conspiracies happening left and right and yet
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Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — ours to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read and read again until there's nothing left but memories from something real
July 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — ours to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read and read again until there's nothing left but memories from something real
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grape nerds clusters would heal america, maybe the world
June 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
grape nerds clusters would heal america, maybe the world
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nerds gummy clusters might be the best candy of the last 25 years.
June 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
nerds gummy clusters might be the best candy of the last 25 years.
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So broke I bank at Welp Fargo
June 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
So broke I bank at Welp Fargo
I just posted my first Instagram reel
Am I cool
Am I cool
June 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I just posted my first Instagram reel
Am I cool
Am I cool
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ME: i’m terrified of ninja bees
FRIEND: what’s a ninja bee
ME: bees that are silent
FRIEND: that’s dumb
ME: *screams*
FRIEND: what’s a ninja bee
ME: bees that are silent
FRIEND: that’s dumb
ME: *screams*
May 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
ME: i’m terrified of ninja bees
FRIEND: what’s a ninja bee
ME: bees that are silent
FRIEND: that’s dumb
ME: *screams*
FRIEND: what’s a ninja bee
ME: bees that are silent
FRIEND: that’s dumb
ME: *screams*
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Please don't take me to an animal shelter or a bookstore unless you wanna see me full-on ugly cry until I get to take something home with me
May 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Please don't take me to an animal shelter or a bookstore unless you wanna see me full-on ugly cry until I get to take something home with me
“Wearing a pair of velvet pants, a leather bodysuit, and a fanny pack feels like wearing a hat on a hat on a hat - how many statement pieces can one person wear?????”
May 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“Wearing a pair of velvet pants, a leather bodysuit, and a fanny pack feels like wearing a hat on a hat on a hat - how many statement pieces can one person wear?????”