Partridge in a Pear Polynia 🎄✨
@polynia.bsky.social
A dwindling mercurial high ☁️
I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
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Guards!!! ARREST THIS RAT @gay.tacobelle.cc
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Guards!!! ARREST THIS RAT @gay.tacobelle.cc
I'm so good at eating baked ziti like scary good
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm so good at eating baked ziti like scary good
Proud owner of Ratatouille on dvd :3
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Proud owner of Ratatouille on dvd :3
The rise of AI slop on Pinterest is a modern day burning of The Library of Alexandria
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The rise of AI slop on Pinterest is a modern day burning of The Library of Alexandria
Me if anyone cares
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Me if anyone cares
Would love affordable healthcare but the best America can do apparently is 50 million sales on flatscreen TVs
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Would love affordable healthcare but the best America can do apparently is 50 million sales on flatscreen TVs
The older I get the more I have no clue what anybody is talking about
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The older I get the more I have no clue what anybody is talking about
Last night I was really warm and webmd told me I'm pregnant
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Last night I was really warm and webmd told me I'm pregnant
I can forgive everyone except myself apparently
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I can forgive everyone except myself apparently
Chat am I justified in thinking it's really weird that people knowingly follow AI models and thirst over them
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Chat am I justified in thinking it's really weird that people knowingly follow AI models and thirst over them
I am repeatedly reminded against my will how dumb people can be
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am repeatedly reminded against my will how dumb people can be
If this isn't the first thing I see when I die irl I'm going to be disappointed.
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If this isn't the first thing I see when I die irl I'm going to be disappointed.
Let's get to the point let's roll another joint
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Let's get to the point let's roll another joint
White people love to say "what a small world" when they run into people they know
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
White people love to say "what a small world" when they run into people they know
When you guys post selfies I feel like the sun comes out
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
When you guys post selfies I feel like the sun comes out
Anyone else feel like technology has somehow gotten even dumber/more incompetent
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Anyone else feel like technology has somehow gotten even dumber/more incompetent
Can you believe before Gogurt they had to eat yogurt stationary?
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Can you believe before Gogurt they had to eat yogurt stationary?
Not to be overdramatic but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
a woman in a purple shirt screams with her mouth wide open
Alt: a woman in a purple shirt screams with her mouth wide open
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December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Not to be overdramatic but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't want to follow people if we have mutual interests anymore. This is a hater's #promosky. On this account we hate:
🍌 bananas fuck that
🫘 texture is nasty
🐘 republicans (self-explanatory)
🗓️ Thursdays (capitalism bootlicker inventions)
🥣 tiny bowls I hate when my food spills over
🧠 sentience
🍌 bananas fuck that
🫘 texture is nasty
🐘 republicans (self-explanatory)
🗓️ Thursdays (capitalism bootlicker inventions)
🥣 tiny bowls I hate when my food spills over
🧠 sentience
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I don't want to follow people if we have mutual interests anymore. This is a hater's #promosky. On this account we hate:
🍌 bananas fuck that
🫘 texture is nasty
🐘 republicans (self-explanatory)
🗓️ Thursdays (capitalism bootlicker inventions)
🥣 tiny bowls I hate when my food spills over
🧠 sentience
🍌 bananas fuck that
🫘 texture is nasty
🐘 republicans (self-explanatory)
🗓️ Thursdays (capitalism bootlicker inventions)
🥣 tiny bowls I hate when my food spills over
🧠 sentience
I'm Isaac, he/him, 92
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm Isaac, he/him, 92
What happens to the people with nut allergies when No Nut November ends 😞?
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What happens to the people with nut allergies when No Nut November ends 😞?
This new bed has got me snug as a bug bro. I am nesting. I am chittering.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This new bed has got me snug as a bug bro. I am nesting. I am chittering.
Some frat boys sat near me on the train and I swear they sounded so dumb I feel like I need to go read a book or play Jeopardy 🤢
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Some frat boys sat near me on the train and I swear they sounded so dumb I feel like I need to go read a book or play Jeopardy 🤢
My wife and I are celebrating finally upgrading from our old 30 year old mattress. We ordered Chinese food, made it super cozy, and grabbed the cats for movie night and hot chocolate.
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My wife and I are celebrating finally upgrading from our old 30 year old mattress. We ordered Chinese food, made it super cozy, and grabbed the cats for movie night and hot chocolate.
Well fuck this city, I'm moving to Saskatchewan
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Well fuck this city, I'm moving to Saskatchewan