Polynia 🔃🐇
@polynia.bsky.social
A dwindling mercurial high ☁️
I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
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DOMAIN EXPANSION: INFINITE DIARRHEA
February 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
DOMAIN EXPANSION: INFINITE DIARRHEA
Don't let Monday get me :(
a cat peeking out from behind a wooden door .
Alt: a cat peeking out from behind a wooden door .
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February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Don't let Monday get me :(
The only dream I remember having last night was just 10 minutes of power washing a porch
February 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
The only dream I remember having last night was just 10 minutes of power washing a porch
My soul is so tired of fighting the good fight (trying to make the most out of weekends while being exhausted from workweeks)
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
My soul is so tired of fighting the good fight (trying to make the most out of weekends while being exhausted from workweeks)
My main argument for better public transportation in the United states is because I do not think the general public should be entrusted with driving 2 ton balls of metal on wheels going 65mph.
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
My main argument for better public transportation in the United states is because I do not think the general public should be entrusted with driving 2 ton balls of metal on wheels going 65mph.
I get mistaken for Sabrina Carpenter all the time
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I get mistaken for Sabrina Carpenter all the time
Celebrating Valentine's Day a bit early because my wife is working tomorrow night. Not to toot my own horn here but I think I did Valentine's Day right.
February 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Celebrating Valentine's Day a bit early because my wife is working tomorrow night. Not to toot my own horn here but I think I did Valentine's Day right.
Scams are getting out of control one day I'm gonna need to multi-factor authenticate just to use my toilet.
February 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Scams are getting out of control one day I'm gonna need to multi-factor authenticate just to use my toilet.
Proof that im a trouble maker no matter what app im on
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Proof that im a trouble maker no matter what app im on
My wife just sent me this 😵
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
My wife just sent me this 😵
Outtie belly buttons are just human pop sockets
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February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Outtie belly buttons are just human pop sockets
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Remind me to watch Jurassic Park tonight y'all I have a temporary hyper fixation on the lil cool whip can that dude uses to steal dinosaurs.
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Remind me to watch Jurassic Park tonight y'all I have a temporary hyper fixation on the lil cool whip can that dude uses to steal dinosaurs.
Good morning chat and a very happy chicken finger Friday to you all 😌
two pieces of fried chicken hanging from a string
Alt: Chicken fingers falling slowly
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February 13, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Good morning chat and a very happy chicken finger Friday to you all 😌
I'm ethereal af bro
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I'm ethereal af bro
I should've taken that job in Hawaii
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I should've taken that job in Hawaii
When I was 8 I was turned into a bird
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
When I was 8 I was turned into a bird
Someone just called the animal hospital I work at complaining her snake is "scooting her butt on the carpet" ma'am your snake can't stand up she has no legs scooting is her default
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Someone just called the animal hospital I work at complaining her snake is "scooting her butt on the carpet" ma'am your snake can't stand up she has no legs scooting is her default
Chat I'm going to New Orleans in a few months should I take y'all with me
February 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Chat I'm going to New Orleans in a few months should I take y'all with me
My wife and I are trying for a mini Polynia, aka, a polminia. Can you imagine not one but TWO Isaacs?
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
My wife and I are trying for a mini Polynia, aka, a polminia. Can you imagine not one but TWO Isaacs?
Need some sake ASAP
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Need some sake ASAP
I hate when windows gives you the error message "something went wrong" yeah no shit!
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I hate when windows gives you the error message "something went wrong" yeah no shit!
Brb googling "Ayahuasca near me"
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Brb googling "Ayahuasca near me"
I'm gonna be real with y'all I think Step Brothers and Anchor Man are both highly overrated movies.
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I'm gonna be real with y'all I think Step Brothers and Anchor Man are both highly overrated movies.