Polynia ๐๐
@polynia.bsky.social
A dwindling mercurial high โ๏ธ
I am happily married, please respect that. ๐
I am happily married, please respect that. ๐
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Sorry no bean lovers allowes
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Sorry no bean lovers allowes
Yes! Well one guy called and said his cat has two buttholes and it turned out it was just the vagina lol
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Yes! Well one guy called and said his cat has two buttholes and it turned out it was just the vagina lol
Can you fit under my seat
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Can you fit under my seat
Someone just called the animal hospital I work at complaining her snake is "scooting her butt on the carpet" ma'am your snake can't stand up she has no legs scooting is her default
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Someone just called the animal hospital I work at complaining her snake is "scooting her butt on the carpet" ma'am your snake can't stand up she has no legs scooting is her default
We R Who We R (that's a ke$ha reference)
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
We R Who We R (that's a ke$ha reference)
Chat I'm going to New Orleans in a few months should I take y'all with me
February 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Chat I'm going to New Orleans in a few months should I take y'all with me
They will. Some strong genetics there.
February 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
They will. Some strong genetics there.
Windows is like ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Windows is like ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Someone's gotta carry on my reign of terror
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Someone's gotta carry on my reign of terror
His first words gonna be chicken fingers
February 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
His first words gonna be chicken fingers
I can't even tolerate myself but I'm sure my kids will be a different story
February 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I can't even tolerate myself but I'm sure my kids will be a different story
EXACTLY it's like the least helpful notification ๐ญ
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
EXACTLY it's like the least helpful notification ๐ญ
My wife and I are trying for a mini Polynia, aka, a polminia. Can you imagine not one but TWO Isaacs?
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
My wife and I are trying for a mini Polynia, aka, a polminia. Can you imagine not one but TWO Isaacs?
I actually liked blades of glory. Same with talladega nights
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I actually liked blades of glory. Same with talladega nights
Need some sake ASAP
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Need some sake ASAP
I hate when windows gives you the error message "something went wrong" yeah no shit!
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I hate when windows gives you the error message "something went wrong" yeah no shit!
If it's decent event yeah they'll have vendors and community stuff there. It's a tradition to have lots of food after a marathon including soft pretzels, bananas, and beer! For what it's worth, usually a lot of the money also goes to charity :)
February 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
If it's decent event yeah they'll have vendors and community stuff there. It's a tradition to have lots of food after a marathon including soft pretzels, bananas, and beer! For what it's worth, usually a lot of the money also goes to charity :)
Yes, you do, but this is mainly due to road closure permits, all the rail guards, event tents etcetera plus the food, photos, other entertainment. I only ran a half marathon but it was a really cool experience and worth the money. For context, I paid $100.
February 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Yes, you do, but this is mainly due to road closure permits, all the rail guards, event tents etcetera plus the food, photos, other entertainment. I only ran a half marathon but it was a really cool experience and worth the money. For context, I paid $100.
Brb googling "Ayahuasca near me"
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Brb googling "Ayahuasca near me"