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Polynia 🔃🐇
@polynia.bsky.social
A dwindling mercurial high ☁️

I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
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Return of the overalls ✊
Someone just called the animal hospital I work at complaining her snake is "scooting her butt on the carpet" ma'am your snake can't stand up she has no legs scooting is her default
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Chat I'm going to New Orleans in a few months should I take y'all with me
February 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
My wife and I are trying for a mini Polynia, aka, a polminia. Can you imagine not one but TWO Isaacs?
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Need some sake ASAP
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I hate when windows gives you the error message "something went wrong" yeah no shit!
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Brb googling "Ayahuasca near me"
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I'm gonna be real with y'all I think Step Brothers and Anchor Man are both highly overrated movies.
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
At 20k posts I will be deleting this account and leaving Bluesky. It's my ode to when the sun will inevitably explode.
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I'm balls deep right now (in the McDonald's ball pit)
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Okay I'll bite~

5 things I like and 5 oomfs

🎤 Listening to The Monster Mash
📦 Collecting boxes
🍑 Eating jarred peaches in syrup
😈 Causing mischief
🌧️ Rain

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5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same~

😻 Cuddling with my kitty men
🚙 Driving with the windows down
😴 Long naps on the couch
🌸 The smell of jasmine and gardenia
🥸 Fanfiction

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5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same~

🎶 Music
📖 Reading
✍️ My handwriting
💭 The fake scenarios I come up with in order to fall asleep
🤭 Making my friends laugh

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February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I must've been one bad brioche in my previous life
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I was a lot funnier and hotter a few years ago y'all just gonna have to take my word for it
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Look how cute my staff photo is COME ON
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Sometimes I have nightmares that I never left my hometown, that I never found friends, that my future was over at 20.
February 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I may actually be humanity's biggest hater
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The people that wanted separate halftime shows are the same people that want separate drinking fountains.
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
My green flag is I do not know anything about the Kardashians and/or Jenners including what they look like.
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
When I'm peak shrooms trip there's this beautiful moment when I silently tear up and feel the beauty of the full human spectrum of emotion. That's what it feels like listening to Noah Kahan.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
The art of being antisocial on social networks
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
HONK HONK HONK HONK 🎤🪿
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Jujutsu Kaisen is actually so right about taste in women being a powerful form of camaraderie
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Guys you don't have to be intimidated by my maturity, raw beauty, and comedic genius. I'm still a shitposter just like you.
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Back in my day Bluesky drafts were saved on the notes app
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
We got Bluesky drafts before gta 6
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Not to sound like an overachiever but I drank water today 🙂‍↕️
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM