Polynia 🔃🐇
@polynia.bsky.social
A dwindling mercurial high ☁️
I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
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Someone just called the animal hospital I work at complaining her snake is "scooting her butt on the carpet" ma'am your snake can't stand up she has no legs scooting is her default
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Someone just called the animal hospital I work at complaining her snake is "scooting her butt on the carpet" ma'am your snake can't stand up she has no legs scooting is her default
Chat I'm going to New Orleans in a few months should I take y'all with me
February 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Chat I'm going to New Orleans in a few months should I take y'all with me
My wife and I are trying for a mini Polynia, aka, a polminia. Can you imagine not one but TWO Isaacs?
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
My wife and I are trying for a mini Polynia, aka, a polminia. Can you imagine not one but TWO Isaacs?
Need some sake ASAP
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Need some sake ASAP
I hate when windows gives you the error message "something went wrong" yeah no shit!
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I hate when windows gives you the error message "something went wrong" yeah no shit!
Brb googling "Ayahuasca near me"
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Brb googling "Ayahuasca near me"
I'm gonna be real with y'all I think Step Brothers and Anchor Man are both highly overrated movies.
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I'm gonna be real with y'all I think Step Brothers and Anchor Man are both highly overrated movies.
At 20k posts I will be deleting this account and leaving Bluesky. It's my ode to when the sun will inevitably explode.
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
At 20k posts I will be deleting this account and leaving Bluesky. It's my ode to when the sun will inevitably explode.
I'm balls deep right now (in the McDonald's ball pit)
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I'm balls deep right now (in the McDonald's ball pit)
Okay I'll bite~
5 things I like and 5 oomfs
🎤 Listening to The Monster Mash
📦 Collecting boxes
🍑 Eating jarred peaches in syrup
😈 Causing mischief
🌧️ Rain
@tacobelle.cc
@octopussuitcase.bsky.social
@cypherkore.bsky.social
@trashxbandicoot.bsky.social
@loveliestlucille.bsky.social
5 things I like and 5 oomfs
🎤 Listening to The Monster Mash
📦 Collecting boxes
🍑 Eating jarred peaches in syrup
😈 Causing mischief
🌧️ Rain
@tacobelle.cc
@octopussuitcase.bsky.social
@cypherkore.bsky.social
@trashxbandicoot.bsky.social
@loveliestlucille.bsky.social
5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same~
😻 Cuddling with my kitty men
🚙 Driving with the windows down
😴 Long naps on the couch
🌸 The smell of jasmine and gardenia
🥸 Fanfiction
@ksnightingale.bsky.social
@jynxeddraca.bsky.social
@kinny.shy.cat
@allonsymelissa.bsky.social
@polynia.bsky.social
😻 Cuddling with my kitty men
🚙 Driving with the windows down
😴 Long naps on the couch
🌸 The smell of jasmine and gardenia
🥸 Fanfiction
@ksnightingale.bsky.social
@jynxeddraca.bsky.social
@kinny.shy.cat
@allonsymelissa.bsky.social
@polynia.bsky.social
5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same~
🎶 Music
📖 Reading
✍️ My handwriting
💭 The fake scenarios I come up with in order to fall asleep
🤭 Making my friends laugh
@kyonetsu.bsky.social
@2kyl4rk.bsky.social
@laudss.bsky.social
@avalon-amy.bsky.social
@dalbiion.bsky.social
🎶 Music
📖 Reading
✍️ My handwriting
💭 The fake scenarios I come up with in order to fall asleep
🤭 Making my friends laugh
@kyonetsu.bsky.social
@2kyl4rk.bsky.social
@laudss.bsky.social
@avalon-amy.bsky.social
@dalbiion.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Okay I'll bite~
5 things I like and 5 oomfs
🎤 Listening to The Monster Mash
📦 Collecting boxes
🍑 Eating jarred peaches in syrup
😈 Causing mischief
🌧️ Rain
@tacobelle.cc
@octopussuitcase.bsky.social
@cypherkore.bsky.social
@trashxbandicoot.bsky.social
@loveliestlucille.bsky.social
5 things I like and 5 oomfs
🎤 Listening to The Monster Mash
📦 Collecting boxes
🍑 Eating jarred peaches in syrup
😈 Causing mischief
🌧️ Rain
@tacobelle.cc
@octopussuitcase.bsky.social
@cypherkore.bsky.social
@trashxbandicoot.bsky.social
@loveliestlucille.bsky.social
I must've been one bad brioche in my previous life
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I must've been one bad brioche in my previous life
I was a lot funnier and hotter a few years ago y'all just gonna have to take my word for it
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I was a lot funnier and hotter a few years ago y'all just gonna have to take my word for it
Look how cute my staff photo is COME ON
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Look how cute my staff photo is COME ON
Sometimes I have nightmares that I never left my hometown, that I never found friends, that my future was over at 20.
February 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Sometimes I have nightmares that I never left my hometown, that I never found friends, that my future was over at 20.
I may actually be humanity's biggest hater
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I may actually be humanity's biggest hater
The people that wanted separate halftime shows are the same people that want separate drinking fountains.
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The people that wanted separate halftime shows are the same people that want separate drinking fountains.
My green flag is I do not know anything about the Kardashians and/or Jenners including what they look like.
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
My green flag is I do not know anything about the Kardashians and/or Jenners including what they look like.
When I'm peak shrooms trip there's this beautiful moment when I silently tear up and feel the beauty of the full human spectrum of emotion. That's what it feels like listening to Noah Kahan.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
When I'm peak shrooms trip there's this beautiful moment when I silently tear up and feel the beauty of the full human spectrum of emotion. That's what it feels like listening to Noah Kahan.
The art of being antisocial on social networks
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The art of being antisocial on social networks
HONK HONK HONK HONK 🎤🪿
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
HONK HONK HONK HONK 🎤🪿
Jujutsu Kaisen is actually so right about taste in women being a powerful form of camaraderie
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Jujutsu Kaisen is actually so right about taste in women being a powerful form of camaraderie
Guys you don't have to be intimidated by my maturity, raw beauty, and comedic genius. I'm still a shitposter just like you.
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Guys you don't have to be intimidated by my maturity, raw beauty, and comedic genius. I'm still a shitposter just like you.
Back in my day Bluesky drafts were saved on the notes app
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Back in my day Bluesky drafts were saved on the notes app
We got Bluesky drafts before gta 6
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
We got Bluesky drafts before gta 6
Not to sound like an overachiever but I drank water today 🙂↕️
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Not to sound like an overachiever but I drank water today 🙂↕️