Polynia 🔃🐇
@polynia.bsky.social
A dwindling mercurial high ☁️
I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
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Back in my day Bluesky drafts were saved on the notes app
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Back in my day Bluesky drafts were saved on the notes app
We got Bluesky drafts before gta 6
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
We got Bluesky drafts before gta 6
Not to sound like an overachiever but I drank water today 🙂↕️
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Not to sound like an overachiever but I drank water today 🙂↕️
I need y'all's input on a heated debate currently raging at work:
Option A: have a violent 7 day straight shit but never have to poop again
Option B: pay $2,000 a year to not poop
Option A: have a violent 7 day straight shit but never have to poop again
Option B: pay $2,000 a year to not poop
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I need y'all's input on a heated debate currently raging at work:
Option A: have a violent 7 day straight shit but never have to poop again
Option B: pay $2,000 a year to not poop
Option A: have a violent 7 day straight shit but never have to poop again
Option B: pay $2,000 a year to not poop
I have decided I will no longer be paying for music streaming instead I will be singing every song from memory either out loud or in my brain.
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I have decided I will no longer be paying for music streaming instead I will be singing every song from memory either out loud or in my brain.
True intimacy is speaking your partner's silence fluently
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 PM
True intimacy is speaking your partner's silence fluently
God bless whoever designed football pants 😮💨
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
God bless whoever designed football pants 😮💨
I would literally rather ride my water ox to work than buy a cybertruck
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I would literally rather ride my water ox to work than buy a cybertruck
I'm just watching the Super Bowl for bad bunny and the football pants
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I'm just watching the Super Bowl for bad bunny and the football pants
I'm at the age where I'm out of breath after putting on socks
February 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I'm at the age where I'm out of breath after putting on socks
I feel especially like a sims character today
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I feel especially like a sims character today
Brb taking a 900mg edible
February 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Brb taking a 900mg edible
Here's some good lucky for you today
🍀🤞🧧🐇🪙🐞💫
🍀🤞🧧🐇🪙🐞💫
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Here's some good lucky for you today
🍀🤞🧧🐇🪙🐞💫
🍀🤞🧧🐇🪙🐞💫
I wish I looked cute when I winked instead of looking like I just stepped on a Lego
February 6, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I wish I looked cute when I winked instead of looking like I just stepped on a Lego
Having a cat is 10x more entertaining than anything on TV.
February 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Having a cat is 10x more entertaining than anything on TV.
Ever not look good in a photo for like months
February 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Ever not look good in a photo for like months
Spending some much needed time with my daughter
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Spending some much needed time with my daughter
Petting cats IS self-healing
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Petting cats IS self-healing
I've been shitposting on Bluesky for over a year now. Some would call that being a hero.
February 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I've been shitposting on Bluesky for over a year now. Some would call that being a hero.
One of my employees told me i look like a kpop star and that it pisses her off
February 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
One of my employees told me i look like a kpop star and that it pisses her off
It's kind of scary how anxiety can manifest itself through so many physical symptoms
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
It's kind of scary how anxiety can manifest itself through so many physical symptoms
I'm starting to think Hooters isn't actually a restaurant for people who like owls 😡
February 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I'm starting to think Hooters isn't actually a restaurant for people who like owls 😡
Not to toot my own horn here but I'd be such a cute cat
February 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Not to toot my own horn here but I'd be such a cute cat
Me next
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Me next