Polynia 🔃🐇
@polynia.bsky.social
A dwindling mercurial high ☁️
I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
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Sometimes I have nightmares that I never left my hometown, that I never found friends, that my future was over at 20.
February 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Sometimes I have nightmares that I never left my hometown, that I never found friends, that my future was over at 20.
I may actually be humanity's biggest hater
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I may actually be humanity's biggest hater
The people that wanted separate halftime shows are the same people that want separate drinking fountains.
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The people that wanted separate halftime shows are the same people that want separate drinking fountains.
My green flag is I do not know anything about the Kardashians and/or Jenners including what they look like.
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
My green flag is I do not know anything about the Kardashians and/or Jenners including what they look like.
When I'm peak shrooms trip there's this beautiful moment when I silently tear up and feel the beauty of the full human spectrum of emotion. That's what it feels like listening to Noah Kahan.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
When I'm peak shrooms trip there's this beautiful moment when I silently tear up and feel the beauty of the full human spectrum of emotion. That's what it feels like listening to Noah Kahan.
The art of being antisocial on social networks
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The art of being antisocial on social networks
HONK HONK HONK HONK 🎤🪿
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
HONK HONK HONK HONK 🎤🪿
Jujutsu Kaisen is actually so right about taste in women being a powerful form of camaraderie
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Jujutsu Kaisen is actually so right about taste in women being a powerful form of camaraderie
If karma is real what did I do to deserve such a brutal childhood
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 PM
If karma is real what did I do to deserve such a brutal childhood
Guys you don't have to be intimidated by my maturity, raw beauty, and comedic genius. I'm still a shitposter just like you.
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Guys you don't have to be intimidated by my maturity, raw beauty, and comedic genius. I'm still a shitposter just like you.
Back in my day Bluesky drafts were saved on the notes app
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Back in my day Bluesky drafts were saved on the notes app
We got Bluesky drafts before gta 6
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
We got Bluesky drafts before gta 6
Not to sound like an overachiever but I drank water today 🙂↕️
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Not to sound like an overachiever but I drank water today 🙂↕️
I need y'all's input on a heated debate currently raging at work:
Option A: have a violent 7 day straight shit but never have to poop again
Option B: pay $2,000 a year to not poop
Option A: have a violent 7 day straight shit but never have to poop again
Option B: pay $2,000 a year to not poop
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I need y'all's input on a heated debate currently raging at work:
Option A: have a violent 7 day straight shit but never have to poop again
Option B: pay $2,000 a year to not poop
Option A: have a violent 7 day straight shit but never have to poop again
Option B: pay $2,000 a year to not poop
I have decided I will no longer be paying for music streaming instead I will be singing every song from memory either out loud or in my brain.
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I have decided I will no longer be paying for music streaming instead I will be singing every song from memory either out loud or in my brain.
True intimacy is speaking your partner's silence fluently
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 PM
True intimacy is speaking your partner's silence fluently
God bless whoever designed football pants 😮💨
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
God bless whoever designed football pants 😮💨
I would literally rather ride my water ox to work than buy a cybertruck
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I would literally rather ride my water ox to work than buy a cybertruck
I'm just watching the Super Bowl for bad bunny and the football pants
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I'm just watching the Super Bowl for bad bunny and the football pants
I'm at the age where I'm out of breath after putting on socks
February 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I'm at the age where I'm out of breath after putting on socks
I feel especially like a sims character today
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I feel especially like a sims character today
Brb taking a 900mg edible
February 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Brb taking a 900mg edible
Here's some good lucky for you today
🍀🤞🧧🐇🪙🐞💫
🍀🤞🧧🐇🪙🐞💫
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Here's some good lucky for you today
🍀🤞🧧🐇🪙🐞💫
🍀🤞🧧🐇🪙🐞💫
I wish I looked cute when I winked instead of looking like I just stepped on a Lego
February 6, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I wish I looked cute when I winked instead of looking like I just stepped on a Lego
Having a cat is 10x more entertaining than anything on TV.
February 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Having a cat is 10x more entertaining than anything on TV.