Polynia ๐๐
@polynia.bsky.social
A dwindling mercurial high โ๏ธ
I am happily married, please respect that. ๐
I am happily married, please respect that. ๐
Pinned
I'm ethereal af bro
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I'm ethereal af bro
I actually never got better I'm still a bird
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I actually never got better I'm still a bird
Actively? No I'm retired. Those days are behind me. ๐
Plus that wasn't even me. Check the handle.
Plus that wasn't even me. Check the handle.
February 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Actively? No I'm retired. Those days are behind me. ๐
Plus that wasn't even me. Check the handle.
Plus that wasn't even me. Check the handle.
That's so fucked up bro
February 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
That's so fucked up bro
You're actively bullying me on here
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
You're actively bullying me on here
I gotta take you to the vet
February 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I gotta take you to the vet
I should've taken that job in Hawaii
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I should've taken that job in Hawaii
That wasn't me actually. Check the handle.
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
That wasn't me actually. Check the handle.
Actually that wasn't me that said that. Check the handle.
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Actually that wasn't me that said that. Check the handle.
When I was 8 I was turned into a bird
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
When I was 8 I was turned into a bird
There's a deeper issue here: SHE DONT KNOW SNAKES AINT GOT LEGS
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
There's a deeper issue here: SHE DONT KNOW SNAKES AINT GOT LEGS
Omg can you send them to me???
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Omg can you send them to me???
What does this mean ๐ญ
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
What does this mean ๐ญ
But I feel like I would be watching proudly
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
But I feel like I would be watching proudly
THATS EXACTLY WHAT A BEAN LOVER WOULD SAY
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
THATS EXACTLY WHAT A BEAN LOVER WOULD SAY
These people can vote and procreate
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
These people can vote and procreate
Sorry no bean lovers allowes
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Sorry no bean lovers allowes
Yes! Well one guy called and said his cat has two buttholes and it turned out it was just the vagina lol
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Yes! Well one guy called and said his cat has two buttholes and it turned out it was just the vagina lol
Can you fit under my seat
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Can you fit under my seat
Someone just called the animal hospital I work at complaining her snake is "scooting her butt on the carpet" ma'am your snake can't stand up she has no legs scooting is her default
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Someone just called the animal hospital I work at complaining her snake is "scooting her butt on the carpet" ma'am your snake can't stand up she has no legs scooting is her default