Partridge in a Pear Polynia 🎄✨
banner
polynia.bsky.social
Partridge in a Pear Polynia 🎄✨
@polynia.bsky.social
A dwindling mercurial high ☁️

I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
Next tattoo?
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
📿🧿🔮🪭🌙
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hey (with the intention of eating an entire baguette in front of you)
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Me if anyone cares
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If this isn't the first thing I see when I die irl I'm going to be disappointed.
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This new bed has got me snug as a bug bro. I am nesting. I am chittering.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Here's 4
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
No one:
Me:
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here like
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
If you thought I was pretty before how about now
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

Not a selfie but what can ya do. Also, Kovu is a hard act to follow because *gestures to quoted post*
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My wife and I give animal crossing vibes honestly
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Dressing up your cats has to be one of the top ten things life has to offer.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Everybody please cross your fingers my perm sets well
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🌥️
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hey, it's me, that unfinished journal you bought for yourself because you thought journaling would be good for your mental health and subconsciously romanticize handwritten media.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I know it's not Friday. Forgive me.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Face + scent 🌧️
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My last two meals
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The Adventures of Fat Rat and Weasel
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Happy Caturday from Mozzie
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Double dose of nostalgia coming your way
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
How I feel currently
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm actually oddly obsessed with boxes. I think it's a subconscious association with treasure? I'll see chests in display windows and be like yeah but how much for the box???
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM