Partridge in a Pear Polynia 🎄✨
@polynia.bsky.social
A dwindling mercurial high ☁️
I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
Next tattoo?
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Next tattoo?
Hey (with the intention of eating an entire baguette in front of you)
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hey (with the intention of eating an entire baguette in front of you)
Me if anyone cares
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Me if anyone cares
If this isn't the first thing I see when I die irl I'm going to be disappointed.
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If this isn't the first thing I see when I die irl I'm going to be disappointed.
This new bed has got me snug as a bug bro. I am nesting. I am chittering.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This new bed has got me snug as a bug bro. I am nesting. I am chittering.
No one:
Me:
Me:
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
No one:
Me:
Me:
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here like
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here like
If you thought I was pretty before how about now
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you thought I was pretty before how about now
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Not a selfie but what can ya do. Also, Kovu is a hard act to follow because *gestures to quoted post*
Not a selfie but what can ya do. Also, Kovu is a hard act to follow because *gestures to quoted post*
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Not a selfie but what can ya do. Also, Kovu is a hard act to follow because *gestures to quoted post*
Not a selfie but what can ya do. Also, Kovu is a hard act to follow because *gestures to quoted post*
My wife and I give animal crossing vibes honestly
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My wife and I give animal crossing vibes honestly
Dressing up your cats has to be one of the top ten things life has to offer.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Dressing up your cats has to be one of the top ten things life has to offer.
Everybody please cross your fingers my perm sets well
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Everybody please cross your fingers my perm sets well
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Hey, it's me, that unfinished journal you bought for yourself because you thought journaling would be good for your mental health and subconsciously romanticize handwritten media.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hey, it's me, that unfinished journal you bought for yourself because you thought journaling would be good for your mental health and subconsciously romanticize handwritten media.
I know it's not Friday. Forgive me.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I know it's not Friday. Forgive me.
Face + scent 🌧️
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Face + scent 🌧️
My last two meals
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My last two meals
The Adventures of Fat Rat and Weasel
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The Adventures of Fat Rat and Weasel
Happy Caturday from Mozzie
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy Caturday from Mozzie
Double dose of nostalgia coming your way
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Double dose of nostalgia coming your way
How I feel currently
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
How I feel currently
I'm actually oddly obsessed with boxes. I think it's a subconscious association with treasure? I'll see chests in display windows and be like yeah but how much for the box???
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm actually oddly obsessed with boxes. I think it's a subconscious association with treasure? I'll see chests in display windows and be like yeah but how much for the box???