Zelda @ Tortellini time
@zunklefunkle.bsky.social
America's favorite pasta-lady and hiatus Vtuber.
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![An edit of a tweet from "chapo from chapos trap house" with Tony Soprano as their icon. "Y'all are calling [Isabelles] with 8% body fat [curvy] smh. If you saw the [dog women] I want to fuck you'd hurl"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n63mepo7bg7ggrjgzha3gmbq/bafkreifqo57wru7lk6qja6zzuo24qltlrq3r5s4cmv2lfuy3fwydbno3hy@jpeg)
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gently reminder that:
- one country's law does not extend to wherever the fuck its president wants
- bombing any country is bad regardless of government approval
- war crimes are never justifiable
- real people profit off wars
- real people die because of wars
- one country's law does not extend to wherever the fuck its president wants
- bombing any country is bad regardless of government approval
- war crimes are never justifiable
- real people profit off wars
- real people die because of wars
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
gently reminder that:
- one country's law does not extend to wherever the fuck its president wants
- bombing any country is bad regardless of government approval
- war crimes are never justifiable
- real people profit off wars
- real people die because of wars
- one country's law does not extend to wherever the fuck its president wants
- bombing any country is bad regardless of government approval
- war crimes are never justifiable
- real people profit off wars
- real people die because of wars
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“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
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Time to get one of those Hilton Rewards cards I guess!
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Time to get one of those Hilton Rewards cards I guess!
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the appeal of classic Fire Emblem is that there are approximately 500 random guys in it, who all look exactly like this (but with different colors), and they're all named shit like Falke or Graft or Llewis.
April 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
the appeal of classic Fire Emblem is that there are approximately 500 random guys in it, who all look exactly like this (but with different colors), and they're all named shit like Falke or Graft or Llewis.
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You will never be pure enough. You will never be clean enough. A certain kind of person will try to bludgeon you to death with the bar of acceptability regardless of what you make or post.
So make or post whatever you want.
So make or post whatever you want.
So I found out people are now harassing the maker of this mod and calling them a fucking pedophile and a zoophile for THIS.
What the fuck is wrong with people these days?
This is the tamest shit I’ve ever seen. Lola Bunny was racier than this in a G-rated film from the 90s.
What the fuck is wrong with people these days?
This is the tamest shit I’ve ever seen. Lola Bunny was racier than this in a G-rated film from the 90s.
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
You will never be pure enough. You will never be clean enough. A certain kind of person will try to bludgeon you to death with the bar of acceptability regardless of what you make or post.
So make or post whatever you want.
So make or post whatever you want.
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lovely little logic loop here. the left have accurately described reality, but i still think they're wrong, so what if it was somehow in fact the left's describing of reality that perverted history to make them right. quantum politics. no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
lovely little logic loop here. the left have accurately described reality, but i still think they're wrong, so what if it was somehow in fact the left's describing of reality that perverted history to make them right. quantum politics. no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!
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Fuck abdl I'm tryna be acdl (adult commercial driver's licensee)
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Fuck abdl I'm tryna be acdl (adult commercial driver's licensee)
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January 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
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Hey everyone, my VGen is now officially open for business!! I implore you to come and check it out! #VGen #ArtistsonBlueSky
vgen.co/kazuniarts
vgen.co/kazuniarts
July 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hey everyone, my VGen is now officially open for business!! I implore you to come and check it out! #VGen #ArtistsonBlueSky
vgen.co/kazuniarts
vgen.co/kazuniarts
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this is why you must always oppose every act an imperialist country does, because then they’ll soon come for everyone
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
this is why you must always oppose every act an imperialist country does, because then they’ll soon come for everyone
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some Ghost of Yotei pics I took
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
some Ghost of Yotei pics I took
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If Seed of Might can't do it, who will?
[SoM] Dragon Ball / DBZ Movies 1-17 + OVAs - Color Corrected [1080p][x264]
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[SoM] Dragon Ball / DBZ Movies 1-17 + OVAs - Color Corrected [1080p][x264]
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January 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
If Seed of Might can't do it, who will?
[SoM] Dragon Ball / DBZ Movies 1-17 + OVAs - Color Corrected [1080p][x264]
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[SoM] Dragon Ball / DBZ Movies 1-17 + OVAs - Color Corrected [1080p][x264]
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Hakeem Jeffries has one of the easiest jobs in the U.S., one for which he is far better rewarded than he deserves. He is so bad at it, so categorically inept and historically unprepared for every moment, that one wonders if he's tanking it on purpose. It's that or he's the dumbest coward on earth.
The Venezuelan people elected Edmundo González to run their country.
Not Pete Hegseth or Marco Rubio.
The American people do not support another expensive foreign war that risks the lives of our men and women in uniform.
Not Pete Hegseth or Marco Rubio.
The American people do not support another expensive foreign war that risks the lives of our men and women in uniform.
January 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Hakeem Jeffries has one of the easiest jobs in the U.S., one for which he is far better rewarded than he deserves. He is so bad at it, so categorically inept and historically unprepared for every moment, that one wonders if he's tanking it on purpose. It's that or he's the dumbest coward on earth.
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Secret Santa piece for @zunklefunkle.bsky.social
I meant to post this earlier but i took part in another Secret Santa thing before 2025 wrapped up :)
I meant to post this earlier but i took part in another Secret Santa thing before 2025 wrapped up :)
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Secret Santa piece for @zunklefunkle.bsky.social
I meant to post this earlier but i took part in another Secret Santa thing before 2025 wrapped up :)
I meant to post this earlier but i took part in another Secret Santa thing before 2025 wrapped up :)
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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I read @virtuousvigil.bsky.social newest vikjayce fic and got so inspired by a scene that I had to lock in, everyone must read
archiveofourown.org/works/76639571
archiveofourown.org/works/76639571
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I read @virtuousvigil.bsky.social newest vikjayce fic and got so inspired by a scene that I had to lock in, everyone must read
archiveofourown.org/works/76639571
archiveofourown.org/works/76639571
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I could never post a top music/albums summary of 2025 because it would just look like this
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I could never post a top music/albums summary of 2025 because it would just look like this
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Shout out to the excellent anime adaptation for adding a great joke that is executed so well and provides a brief, hilarious respite in a SUPER dark and tense scene
Emily Rudd you will always be famous if only for this delivery
youtu.be/ZDNLoghryLA?...
Emily Rudd you will always be famous if only for this delivery
youtu.be/ZDNLoghryLA?...
January 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Shout out to the excellent anime adaptation for adding a great joke that is executed so well and provides a brief, hilarious respite in a SUPER dark and tense scene
Emily Rudd you will always be famous if only for this delivery
youtu.be/ZDNLoghryLA?...
Emily Rudd you will always be famous if only for this delivery
youtu.be/ZDNLoghryLA?...
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Stage 2 treatment starting soon. As mentioned in my previous post regarding my sickness. Any help, shares, even a good word is appreciated. Im so tired.
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January 2, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Stage 2 treatment starting soon. As mentioned in my previous post regarding my sickness. Any help, shares, even a good word is appreciated. Im so tired.
ko-fi.com/fujyno/goal?...
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