Zelda @ Tortellini time
@zunklefunkle.bsky.social
America's favorite pasta-lady and hiatus Vtuber.
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Shinji holding a mug with his face on it holding a mug with his face on it holding a mug with his face on it holding a mug with his face on it?
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Shinji holding a mug with his face on it holding a mug with his face on it holding a mug with his face on it holding a mug with his face on it?
How it feels ordering at the gelato parlor and using the Italian names for the flavors instead of the English ones.
October 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How it feels ordering at the gelato parlor and using the Italian names for the flavors instead of the English ones.
Second World Series W in my lifetime, but not this year.
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Second World Series W in my lifetime, but not this year.
Sometimes life is worth living.
September 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Sometimes life is worth living.
What a YouTube recommendation.
August 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What a YouTube recommendation.
Happy birthday, Nobara!
August 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Happy birthday, Nobara!
Treating myself to a pie and a pint because I did a home repair by myself (I am not handy whatsoever so I consider this an accomplishment).
July 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Treating myself to a pie and a pint because I did a home repair by myself (I am not handy whatsoever so I consider this an accomplishment).
I'm watching Kamen Rider Build, why the fuck does he have the Memoir of my Year as an Army Nurse in Vietnam jacket?!
July 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm watching Kamen Rider Build, why the fuck does he have the Memoir of my Year as an Army Nurse in Vietnam jacket?!
I somehow got stuck mid-swing with the Kinetic Blade and was left floating and unable to switch weapons, lmao
July 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I somehow got stuck mid-swing with the Kinetic Blade and was left floating and unable to switch weapons, lmao
Updated and expanded my favorite Pokemon list from a few years ago (previously I did a top 60).
May 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Updated and expanded my favorite Pokemon list from a few years ago (previously I did a top 60).
Manga haul from this weekend! There was a buy one get one 50% off sale at FYE, so I picked up a hardback volume 1 of DiU, paperbacks of volume 1 for Dorohedoro, Delicious in Dungeon, Dandadan, Dragon Ball, and the first 3 volumes of Yu-Gi-Oh.
May 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Manga haul from this weekend! There was a buy one get one 50% off sale at FYE, so I picked up a hardback volume 1 of DiU, paperbacks of volume 1 for Dorohedoro, Delicious in Dungeon, Dandadan, Dragon Ball, and the first 3 volumes of Yu-Gi-Oh.
Neurodivergent people be like "wow, this game changed my life, exquisite gameplay, groundbreaking" and then they show you the game and it looks like this
April 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Neurodivergent people be like "wow, this game changed my life, exquisite gameplay, groundbreaking" and then they show you the game and it looks like this
Me at Elon Musk.
April 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me at Elon Musk.
Hey what the fuck
April 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hey what the fuck
I have a confession to make about Tortellini... The twin tails were never actually a part of her hair, they were just an accessory. I'm sorry you all had to find out this way.
Thank you to @maiowmy.bsky.social for illustrating this and allowing me to come clean.
Thank you to @maiowmy.bsky.social for illustrating this and allowing me to come clean.
April 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I have a confession to make about Tortellini... The twin tails were never actually a part of her hair, they were just an accessory. I'm sorry you all had to find out this way.
Thank you to @maiowmy.bsky.social for illustrating this and allowing me to come clean.
Thank you to @maiowmy.bsky.social for illustrating this and allowing me to come clean.
An ill fate awaits us.
March 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
An ill fate awaits us.
I'm Sorry For My White Savior Complex
March 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I'm Sorry For My White Savior Complex
Showing a homie Steins;Gate for the first time. Shout out to whatever the first example of an anime character reaching out towards the sun was, you were probably goated as hell.
March 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Showing a homie Steins;Gate for the first time. Shout out to whatever the first example of an anime character reaching out towards the sun was, you were probably goated as hell.
Had a genuine question that could only be asked in such a cursed way.
March 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Had a genuine question that could only be asked in such a cursed way.
Shout out to my homie for grabbing me some stuff from the Hololive pop-up shop in California as a belated birthday gift!
March 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Shout out to my homie for grabbing me some stuff from the Hololive pop-up shop in California as a belated birthday gift!
Please go read Chainsaw Man this week do not let yourself get this one spoiled.
March 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Please go read Chainsaw Man this week do not let yourself get this one spoiled.
Finally, some good news...
March 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Finally, some good news...
We're SO fucking back.
March 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We're SO fucking back.
Genuinely needed to take a minute to stop crying to take these photos. As a big dinosaur enthusiast and God's strongest New Jerseyan, it was genuinely breathtaking & overwhelming to witness even just casts of the fossilized remains of Hadrosaurus foulkii. Love you, Haddy.💖
March 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Genuinely needed to take a minute to stop crying to take these photos. As a big dinosaur enthusiast and God's strongest New Jerseyan, it was genuinely breathtaking & overwhelming to witness even just casts of the fossilized remains of Hadrosaurus foulkii. Love you, Haddy.💖