JP 🪼🫧
@zstraps.bsky.social
JP. they/them. zstraps on ao3. giggling and kicking my feet about gay pirates
https://archiveofourown.org/users/zstraps
https://archiveofourown.org/users/zstraps
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November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i have an 8 hour train ride tomorrow and i can’t even spend it finishing my werehyena porn bc i’ll be sitting next to my mother 😭💔 tragic
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i have an 8 hour train ride tomorrow and i can’t even spend it finishing my werehyena porn bc i’ll be sitting next to my mother 😭💔 tragic
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ed gets off on being called a good boy and stede gets off on being called a bad boy thank you for your time
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
ed gets off on being called a good boy and stede gets off on being called a bad boy thank you for your time
having a fic craving. send your most delicious mutual pining gentlebeard recs?
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
having a fic craving. send your most delicious mutual pining gentlebeard recs?
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omg i just fell asleep on the couch watching tv and woke up so disoriented that i thought everything i’d been watching on tv was actually real. unfortunately the last thing i had watched was the jeremy bearimy episode of the good place
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
omg i just fell asleep on the couch watching tv and woke up so disoriented that i thought everything i’d been watching on tv was actually real. unfortunately the last thing i had watched was the jeremy bearimy episode of the good place
saw a great bumper sticker today
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
saw a great bumper sticker today
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season 1 stede with the crew
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
season 1 stede with the crew
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
hi happy thursday i’m thinking about pup stede training himself to piss a tiny bit at a time and then cut it off and hold it because he wants to mark all over the yard the next time he goes outside in pupspace
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
hi happy thursday i’m thinking about pup stede training himself to piss a tiny bit at a time and then cut it off and hold it because he wants to mark all over the yard the next time he goes outside in pupspace
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Them: your days are numbered
Me: all days are numbered, it’s called a calendar ya dumbass
Me: all days are numbered, it’s called a calendar ya dumbass
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Them: your days are numbered
Me: all days are numbered, it’s called a calendar ya dumbass
Me: all days are numbered, it’s called a calendar ya dumbass
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Some BETTER LETTERER for you. And before the inevitable "that's not how I do it" replies, keep in mind that, by and large, this is how it's done in pro American comics (Marvel, DC, etc.) I've worked for all of them. More tips: blambot.com/pages/letter...
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Some BETTER LETTERER for you. And before the inevitable "that's not how I do it" replies, keep in mind that, by and large, this is how it's done in pro American comics (Marvel, DC, etc.) I've worked for all of them. More tips: blambot.com/pages/letter...
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It's "now-outdated fall-front trousers"Thursday 😭 (but seriously, read this fic, it's soooooo fun)
#FallFrontFriday
#FallFrontFriday
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It's "now-outdated fall-front trousers"Thursday 😭 (but seriously, read this fic, it's soooooo fun)
#FallFrontFriday
#FallFrontFriday
attention to anyone else who was having a great time in this thread a month ago. i just think you should all know that this fic exists (married in a discomfort state by sharkie):
archiveofourown.org/works/39507681
archiveofourown.org/works/39507681
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
attention to anyone else who was having a great time in this thread a month ago. i just think you should all know that this fic exists (married in a discomfort state by sharkie):
archiveofourown.org/works/39507681
archiveofourown.org/works/39507681
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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We can have a little hope, as a treat
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We can have a little hope, as a treat
aw man i missed seeing the supermoon at its biggest near the horizon bc it didn’t occur to me to go outside and look for the moon at FOUR FOURTEEN PM ugh i hate winter
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
aw man i missed seeing the supermoon at its biggest near the horizon bc it didn’t occur to me to go outside and look for the moon at FOUR FOURTEEN PM ugh i hate winter
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A multi-day freakout about Mamdani's chances apparently happened because Millennials were waiting to vote until they could get the special Halloween-themed "I voted" stickers
A detailed analysis of who voted early, and where, from @haidee.bsky.social. www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/02/e...
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A multi-day freakout about Mamdani's chances apparently happened because Millennials were waiting to vote until they could get the special Halloween-themed "I voted" stickers
i just think that when you’re sick everything else in the world should go on pause and you shouldn’t have to do things like “work” or “make hard decisions about your pet’s health” 😭😭😭
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i just think that when you’re sick everything else in the world should go on pause and you shouldn’t have to do things like “work” or “make hard decisions about your pet’s health” 😭😭😭
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
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Everything reminds me of THEM
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Everything reminds me of THEM
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Ed and Fang hugging <3
June 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ed and Fang hugging <3
......THEY'RE FRUITS??? NOT FLOWERS?????
I stared at multiple screengrabs from this scene for soooo long before starting my embroidery of it and i was SURE it was a floral motif
@nomadsland.bsky.social sorry your craft fair spoils aren't screen-accurate
I stared at multiple screengrabs from this scene for soooo long before starting my embroidery of it and i was SURE it was a floral motif
@nomadsland.bsky.social sorry your craft fair spoils aren't screen-accurate
Hey Y'all. Times are about to get tough for people. So the wife and I have put this up on eBay.
100% of the sale price goes to the Oregon Food Bank( free shipping too😁)
Would appreciate any help to get the word out so we can help some hungry folks.
OFMD fam do your thing !
❤️🌈🖤🏴☠️
100% of the sale price goes to the Oregon Food Bank( free shipping too😁)
Would appreciate any help to get the word out so we can help some hungry folks.
OFMD fam do your thing !
❤️🌈🖤🏴☠️
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
......THEY'RE FRUITS??? NOT FLOWERS?????
I stared at multiple screengrabs from this scene for soooo long before starting my embroidery of it and i was SURE it was a floral motif
@nomadsland.bsky.social sorry your craft fair spoils aren't screen-accurate
I stared at multiple screengrabs from this scene for soooo long before starting my embroidery of it and i was SURE it was a floral motif
@nomadsland.bsky.social sorry your craft fair spoils aren't screen-accurate
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Business idea: rage room but it’s a miniature city (kaiju costume included)
October 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Business idea: rage room but it’s a miniature city (kaiju costume included)