Zsa Zsa G.D. Morté
@zsazsamorte.bsky.social
𝖡𝗎𝗋𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗊𝗎𝖾 𝖯𝖾𝗋𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖾𝗋
❥ 𝖵𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝖦𝗈𝗈𝖿 | 𝖲𝖾𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗍 | 𝖯𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖫𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 | 𝖠𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗌𝗍
❥ 💖💜💙 X𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖺l
❥ 𝖮𝗐𝗇𝖾𝗋 @gdmortes.bsky.social
❥ zsazsamorte.com/zzlinks
❥ a.k.a. Texx D. Dillinger
❥ 𝖵𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝖦𝗈𝗈𝖿 | 𝖲𝖾𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗍 | 𝖯𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖫𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 | 𝖠𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗌𝗍
❥ 💖💜💙 X𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖺l
❥ 𝖮𝗐𝗇𝖾𝗋 @gdmortes.bsky.social
❥ zsazsamorte.com/zzlinks
❥ a.k.a. Texx D. Dillinger
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I felt so bad! Woke babe up really early on his DAY OFF by SNORING IN HIS FACE! 😅 He got up, got dressed, then left to get coffee (instead of making it). I felt horrible and he was gone for a bit…then he came back and walked into the bedroom with an Easter basket filled with stuff.
This man. 🥰
This man. 🥰
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Not gonna lie. THIS guy is living the dream.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Not gonna lie. THIS guy is living the dream.
I’m supposed to go to sleep now??
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m supposed to go to sleep now??
I feel like having to put a frozen bag of vegetables under your laptop to keep it from overheating while you file for unemployment is peak 2025 America. 👊🇺🇸 🦅
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I feel like having to put a frozen bag of vegetables under your laptop to keep it from overheating while you file for unemployment is peak 2025 America. 👊🇺🇸 🦅
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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If you had told me 3 years ago I would make this, I wouldn’t have believed you. 🥹✨
#bg3 #illustration
#bg3 #illustration
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If you had told me 3 years ago I would make this, I wouldn’t have believed you. 🥹✨
#bg3 #illustration
#bg3 #illustration
The thing I hate most about living up east, the photos never do the leaves justice!
But I do love that I learn a new phrase, “Leaf Peeking”. 🙃
#fall #leafpeeking
But I do love that I learn a new phrase, “Leaf Peeking”. 🙃
#fall #leafpeeking
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The thing I hate most about living up east, the photos never do the leaves justice!
But I do love that I learn a new phrase, “Leaf Peeking”. 🙃
#fall #leafpeeking
But I do love that I learn a new phrase, “Leaf Peeking”. 🙃
#fall #leafpeeking
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The best doggy haircuts and styles 😂🤣😂
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The best doggy haircuts and styles 😂🤣😂
When your mother was downing two Tylenol bottles a day.
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
When your mother was downing two Tylenol bottles a day.
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Jack Davis, 1975
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Jack Davis, 1975
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🎩 Here have a little timeline cleanse.
He’s such a proud little Wookiee dog! 🫡
He’s such a proud little Wookiee dog! 🫡
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
🎩 Here have a little timeline cleanse.
He’s such a proud little Wookiee dog! 🫡
He’s such a proud little Wookiee dog! 🫡
Amen!
When folks with thousands of followers on IG follow you, just to unfollow a day later:
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Amen!
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She's an icon, she's a legend and she IS the reason for the season
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
She's an icon, she's a legend and she IS the reason for the season
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“Chairteenth” got me CREASED😭😭😭😭😭
So my mom and her husband went to Montgomery last week and hung out with the crew from chairteenth… and I am jealous
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Chairteenth” got me CREASED😭😭😭😭😭
Look. I’ll beat da betch with a bat! There’s still SOMETHING in there!
On Gawd! If you throwing away all that perfectly retrievable lotion, you irresponsible and can’t be in my circle lol
I don’t trust people that don’t do this.
There’s plenty left in there.
There’s plenty left in there.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Look. I’ll beat da betch with a bat! There’s still SOMETHING in there!
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Paramore playing on the radio at the gym.
About to double my PRs
About to double my PRs
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Paramore playing on the radio at the gym.
About to double my PRs
About to double my PRs
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A biblically accurate Stratocaster
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A biblically accurate Stratocaster
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Remembering the late 🇺🇸American actor #YaphetKotto (15 November 1939 – 15 March 2021) born #OnThisDay in New York City
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Remembering the late 🇺🇸American actor #YaphetKotto (15 November 1939 – 15 March 2021) born #OnThisDay in New York City
When you join the cast of a radio play, then you’re FB for almost a year, just a yapping back and forward, and then realize you live in the same city!! 😅 We’re dorks.
not enough people don't start off as friends first before becoming lovers.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
When you join the cast of a radio play, then you’re FB for almost a year, just a yapping back and forward, and then realize you live in the same city!! 😅 We’re dorks.
Y’all…the Goodwill had Goodwill prices. How dang delightful!
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Y’all…the Goodwill had Goodwill prices. How dang delightful!
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I'ma need y'all to fully grasp this:
COMPUTERS
ARE
NOT
SENTIENT!
ANYTHING that requires complex & rational thought, emotion, or critical thinking, a computer CANNOT do.
It can only regurgitate what it is SCRIPTED to do!
It's why this AI "revolution" is BULLSHIT, and y'all are falling for it!
COMPUTERS
ARE
NOT
SENTIENT!
ANYTHING that requires complex & rational thought, emotion, or critical thinking, a computer CANNOT do.
It can only regurgitate what it is SCRIPTED to do!
It's why this AI "revolution" is BULLSHIT, and y'all are falling for it!
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'ma need y'all to fully grasp this:
COMPUTERS
ARE
NOT
SENTIENT!
ANYTHING that requires complex & rational thought, emotion, or critical thinking, a computer CANNOT do.
It can only regurgitate what it is SCRIPTED to do!
It's why this AI "revolution" is BULLSHIT, and y'all are falling for it!
COMPUTERS
ARE
NOT
SENTIENT!
ANYTHING that requires complex & rational thought, emotion, or critical thinking, a computer CANNOT do.
It can only regurgitate what it is SCRIPTED to do!
It's why this AI "revolution" is BULLSHIT, and y'all are falling for it!
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Now is the time to prepare to not set your house on fire this Thanksgiving.
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Now is the time to prepare to not set your house on fire this Thanksgiving.
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