Godiva Morté
@zsazsamorte.bsky.social
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Godiva Morté
@zsazsamorte.bsky.social
· Apr 26
I felt so bad! Woke babe up really early on his DAY OFF by SNORING IN HIS FACE! 😅 He got up, got dressed, then left to get coffee (instead of making it). I felt horrible and he was gone for a bit…then he came back and walked into the bedroom with an Easter basket filled with stuff.
This man. 🥰
This man. 🥰
…took my a second. 😅
I had to Google whether it was safe to give blueberries to my dog a while back and was amused by the result.
The Google answer and a pic of my actual dog
The Google answer and a pic of my actual dog
January 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
…took my a second. 😅
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Dolly Parton in the late 1960s.
January 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Dolly Parton in the late 1960s.
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Birthday greeting across the veil to artist and sculptor Barbara Hepworth. This is my linocut portrait of Babs from the Little History of Art book released a few years ago.
January 10, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Birthday greeting across the veil to artist and sculptor Barbara Hepworth. This is my linocut portrait of Babs from the Little History of Art book released a few years ago.
I hate how much this dang app has improved my daily life, in just eight days. A mental health counselor told me about it.
Found out my close friend has one and he sent me a micropet this morning. 🥹
My friend said he calls the app #BirbCult 😅 One of us, one of us…
Found out my close friend has one and he sent me a micropet this morning. 🥹
My friend said he calls the app #BirbCult 😅 One of us, one of us…
January 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I hate how much this dang app has improved my daily life, in just eight days. A mental health counselor told me about it.
Found out my close friend has one and he sent me a micropet this morning. 🥹
My friend said he calls the app #BirbCult 😅 One of us, one of us…
Found out my close friend has one and he sent me a micropet this morning. 🥹
My friend said he calls the app #BirbCult 😅 One of us, one of us…
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Am I supposed to pray over leftovers?
Me: "Lord, it's me again with the spaghetti..."
Me: "Lord, it's me again with the spaghetti..."
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Am I supposed to pray over leftovers?
Me: "Lord, it's me again with the spaghetti..."
Me: "Lord, it's me again with the spaghetti..."
Remembering when we were all a dude…
What’s the deal with taglines on Movie posters? 90% of the time, they seem completely unnecessary.
Is the implication that if I saw this poster of two young men surfing on hamburger ingredients, it would be unclear to me that this was some sort of comedy? Would I need that clarified with a tagline?
Is the implication that if I saw this poster of two young men surfing on hamburger ingredients, it would be unclear to me that this was some sort of comedy? Would I need that clarified with a tagline?
January 10, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Remembering when we were all a dude…
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What’s the deal with taglines on Movie posters? 90% of the time, they seem completely unnecessary.
Is the implication that if I saw this poster of two young men surfing on hamburger ingredients, it would be unclear to me that this was some sort of comedy? Would I need that clarified with a tagline?
Is the implication that if I saw this poster of two young men surfing on hamburger ingredients, it would be unclear to me that this was some sort of comedy? Would I need that clarified with a tagline?
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
What’s the deal with taglines on Movie posters? 90% of the time, they seem completely unnecessary.
Is the implication that if I saw this poster of two young men surfing on hamburger ingredients, it would be unclear to me that this was some sort of comedy? Would I need that clarified with a tagline?
Is the implication that if I saw this poster of two young men surfing on hamburger ingredients, it would be unclear to me that this was some sort of comedy? Would I need that clarified with a tagline?
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This is just what you like to see on here
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
This is just what you like to see on here
Aw. Well that’s sweet as heck.
January 10, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Aw. Well that’s sweet as heck.
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Generative ai users should be shoved into lockers like they're in fucking high school.
January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Generative ai users should be shoved into lockers like they're in fucking high school.
Don’t think I can clearly express the distress felt losing the quiet sanctuary of a library. Especially during these times.
No where I hide from the world chaos. The a quiet, peaceful, calm of a library is difficult to recreate.
It’s so hard to respect others in a shared space? Idiocy is winning.
No where I hide from the world chaos. The a quiet, peaceful, calm of a library is difficult to recreate.
It’s so hard to respect others in a shared space? Idiocy is winning.
January 10, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Don’t think I can clearly express the distress felt losing the quiet sanctuary of a library. Especially during these times.
No where I hide from the world chaos. The a quiet, peaceful, calm of a library is difficult to recreate.
It’s so hard to respect others in a shared space? Idiocy is winning.
No where I hide from the world chaos. The a quiet, peaceful, calm of a library is difficult to recreate.
It’s so hard to respect others in a shared space? Idiocy is winning.
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Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
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by = ✍️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
January 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
by = ✍️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
Lazy theft for attention is the saddest fkn exist.
Why are you so afraid and lazy to create something of your own? Express yourself, you lazy cowards.
#AIslop
Why are you so afraid and lazy to create something of your own? Express yourself, you lazy cowards.
#AIslop
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Lazy theft for attention is the saddest fkn exist.
Why are you so afraid and lazy to create something of your own? Express yourself, you lazy cowards.
#AIslop
Why are you so afraid and lazy to create something of your own? Express yourself, you lazy cowards.
#AIslop
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I know she was in there ACTING UP
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I know she was in there ACTING UP
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Sorry if this is annoying, I’m going to repost it until the order cut off on 1/23!
If you want Girl Scout cookies, my daughter’s online cookie store is live! Her troop wants to raise money for the horseback riding badge. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/zara43...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Sorry if this is annoying, I’m going to repost it until the order cut off on 1/23!
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😅 New year resolution: stop fighting with my body like it’s a raccoon in the attic!
✨ From my web series, Ave Maria!
🦝 Watch full episodes at mariabamford.com/web-series
✨ From my web series, Ave Maria!
🦝 Watch full episodes at mariabamford.com/web-series
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
😅 New year resolution: stop fighting with my body like it’s a raccoon in the attic!
✨ From my web series, Ave Maria!
🦝 Watch full episodes at mariabamford.com/web-series
✨ From my web series, Ave Maria!
🦝 Watch full episodes at mariabamford.com/web-series
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If you want Girl Scout cookies, my daughter’s online cookie store is live! Her troop wants to raise money for the horseback riding badge. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/zara43...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
January 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
If you want Girl Scout cookies, my daughter’s online cookie store is live! Her troop wants to raise money for the horseback riding badge. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/zara43...
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BRB moving to France to live exclusively on Coco Crack.
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
BRB moving to France to live exclusively on Coco Crack.
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A Japanese artist made the print DHS lifted to spread anti-immigrant hate. Can't make this up.
January 2, 2026 at 11:24 PM
A Japanese artist made the print DHS lifted to spread anti-immigrant hate. Can't make this up.
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