Zainab Javed
@zrjaved.bsky.social
socially liz lemon, fiscally lucille bluth.
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Dallas Mavericks said we’re ending DEI too
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Dallas Mavericks said we’re ending DEI too
Woj realizing he doesn’t have to stay up all night analyzing this
February 2, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Woj realizing he doesn’t have to stay up all night analyzing this
My therapist walked me through the Ben Simmons years. If anyone needs her contact, lmk
February 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
My therapist walked me through the Ben Simmons years. If anyone needs her contact, lmk
“I believe that defense wins championships.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
“I believe that defense wins championships.”
DARYL MOREY WAKE UP
February 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
DARYL MOREY WAKE UP
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leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
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One great thing about Philly sports teams in championships is watching the rest of the country/world try and unpack the local culture.
January 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
One great thing about Philly sports teams in championships is watching the rest of the country/world try and unpack the local culture.
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It never ends well.
January 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It never ends well.
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Saquon: "my daughter, when I told her that we were going to Philly. she kind of was just like 'does that mean we're gonna win now?' and I just started smiling and I was like, hopefully."
his daughter tonight:
his daughter tonight:
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Saquon: "my daughter, when I told her that we were going to Philly. she kind of was just like 'does that mean we're gonna win now?' and I just started smiling and I was like, hopefully."
his daughter tonight:
his daughter tonight:
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Setting course
January 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Setting course
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“They forgot to grease the historical markers” is a sentence that has never been said before and could not be said in any other city
They forgot to grease the historical markers!
January 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“They forgot to grease the historical markers” is a sentence that has never been said before and could not be said in any other city
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Most Super Bowl appearances since 2000:
Patriots — 9
Chiefs — 4*
Eagles — 4
*KC plays later tonight
Patriots — 9
Chiefs — 4*
Eagles — 4
*KC plays later tonight
January 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Most Super Bowl appearances since 2000:
Patriots — 9
Chiefs — 4*
Eagles — 4
*KC plays later tonight
Patriots — 9
Chiefs — 4*
Eagles — 4
*KC plays later tonight
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Was Washington trying to impose a filibuster down 11?
January 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Was Washington trying to impose a filibuster down 11?
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help we need more holy wooder
January 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
help we need more holy wooder
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we are 2 wins away from that guy eating horse poop again go birds
January 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
we are 2 wins away from that guy eating horse poop again go birds
I don’t think I can breathe. Go Birds.
January 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I don’t think I can breathe. Go Birds.
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Sixers win two in a row! Join me in caring!! It's not too late to have feelings again!!! www.rightstorickysanchez.com/p/sixers-sti...
I Can't Quit This Sixers Season
AU is still rooting for wins till the end.
www.rightstorickysanchez.com
January 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Sixers win two in a row! Join me in caring!! It's not too late to have feelings again!!! www.rightstorickysanchez.com/p/sixers-sti...
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No way the Eagles lose after this
January 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
No way the Eagles lose after this
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SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
January 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates