jess
@jessichords.bsky.social
somehow a sports account. okc thunder, wnba, philadelphia sports
sewed new elastic into my old sweatpants and it has improved my life 10%
February 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
sewed new elastic into my old sweatpants and it has improved my life 10%
see how all these rich people write emails i understand why they think LLMs work
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
see how all these rich people write emails i understand why they think LLMs work
spike eskin making a tasteless tweet fork found in kitchen
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
spike eskin making a tasteless tweet fork found in kitchen
paul what did you doooooooo
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
paul what did you doooooooo
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me when i’m watching men’s basketball
January 31, 2026 at 2:12 AM
me when i’m watching men’s basketball
i could have seen the loml temi in person as a tiny spec
January 31, 2026 at 2:49 AM
i could have seen the loml temi in person as a tiny spec
new jersey native marina mabrey
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM
new jersey native marina mabrey
sold my unrivaled tickets bc i’m too tired to exist the chronic illness pendulum has swung against me again
January 30, 2026 at 9:51 PM
sold my unrivaled tickets bc i’m too tired to exist the chronic illness pendulum has swung against me again
not having dub or ajay for the second unit is really a problem RIP
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
not having dub or ajay for the second unit is really a problem RIP
over under on chris finch getting a tech is 5 minutes
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
over under on chris finch getting a tech is 5 minutes
heated rivalry canada fleece is soft power
January 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
heated rivalry canada fleece is soft power
the democrats are allergic to having leverage
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
the democrats are allergic to having leverage
i have to reaudition for chorus tonight and i’m not nervous because obviously they’re not gonna kick me out but i am dreading The Cold
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
i have to reaudition for chorus tonight and i’m not nervous because obviously they’re not gonna kick me out but i am dreading The Cold
shut down the government baby i dare you
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
shut down the government baby i dare you
chopping off my hair would fix me
January 27, 2026 at 9:14 PM
chopping off my hair would fix me
why unrivaled philly happening when it will be 3 deg outsidr
January 27, 2026 at 1:53 AM
why unrivaled philly happening when it will be 3 deg outsidr
hr is like all i think about but ive never written for a large fandom before and it’s intimidating
January 27, 2026 at 1:02 AM
hr is like all i think about but ive never written for a large fandom before and it’s intimidating
water is getting under my shingles bc ice is blocking its normal drainage path and i can’t fix it so i put a pot behind the wall where it’s dripping and every now and then i put my ear up to the drywall to listen if it’s still dripping
January 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
water is getting under my shingles bc ice is blocking its normal drainage path and i can’t fix it so i put a pot behind the wall where it’s dripping and every now and then i put my ear up to the drywall to listen if it’s still dripping
funny how my mailbox is almost buried
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 PM
funny how my mailbox is almost buried
it’s fine bc the spurs lost
January 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
it’s fine bc the spurs lost
kenny game highlights set to do the hustle
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
kenny game highlights set to do the hustle
maybe they shouldn’t trade ous
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
maybe they shouldn’t trade ous
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We're overdue for Pony remix on this app
January 26, 2026 at 12:43 AM
We're overdue for Pony remix on this app
theyre saying i have the tightest hip flexors in the world
January 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
theyre saying i have the tightest hip flexors in the world