jess
@jessichords.bsky.social
somehow a sports account. okc thunder, wnba, philadelphia sports
so they CAN flip the switch i guess
February 2, 2026 at 5:02 AM
so they CAN flip the switch i guess
cason i never stopped believing in you
February 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
cason i never stopped believing in you
team looks completely different when they hit threes too bad there is literally zero way to control when that’s going to happen
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
team looks completely different when they hit threes too bad there is literally zero way to control when that’s going to happen
they should’ve made kawhi play in the all star game as punishment
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
they should’ve made kawhi play in the all star game as punishment
i could make so much money betting against the thunder when i know they’re not gonna beat the line but sadly i have morals
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
i could make so much money betting against the thunder when i know they’re not gonna beat the line but sadly i have morals
sewed new elastic into my old sweatpants and it has improved my life 10%
February 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
sewed new elastic into my old sweatpants and it has improved my life 10%
see how all these rich people write emails i understand why they think LLMs work
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
see how all these rich people write emails i understand why they think LLMs work
spike eskin making a tasteless tweet fork found in kitchen
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
spike eskin making a tasteless tweet fork found in kitchen
paul what did you doooooooo
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
paul what did you doooooooo
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me when i’m watching men’s basketball
January 31, 2026 at 2:12 AM
me when i’m watching men’s basketball
i could have seen the loml temi in person as a tiny spec
January 31, 2026 at 2:49 AM
i could have seen the loml temi in person as a tiny spec
new jersey native marina mabrey
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM
new jersey native marina mabrey
sold my unrivaled tickets bc i’m too tired to exist the chronic illness pendulum has swung against me again
January 30, 2026 at 9:51 PM
sold my unrivaled tickets bc i’m too tired to exist the chronic illness pendulum has swung against me again
not having dub or ajay for the second unit is really a problem RIP
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
not having dub or ajay for the second unit is really a problem RIP
over under on chris finch getting a tech is 5 minutes
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
over under on chris finch getting a tech is 5 minutes
heated rivalry canada fleece is soft power
January 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
heated rivalry canada fleece is soft power
the democrats are allergic to having leverage
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
the democrats are allergic to having leverage
i have to reaudition for chorus tonight and i’m not nervous because obviously they’re not gonna kick me out but i am dreading The Cold
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
i have to reaudition for chorus tonight and i’m not nervous because obviously they’re not gonna kick me out but i am dreading The Cold
shut down the government baby i dare you
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
shut down the government baby i dare you
chopping off my hair would fix me
January 27, 2026 at 9:14 PM
chopping off my hair would fix me
why unrivaled philly happening when it will be 3 deg outsidr
January 27, 2026 at 1:53 AM
why unrivaled philly happening when it will be 3 deg outsidr
hr is like all i think about but ive never written for a large fandom before and it’s intimidating
January 27, 2026 at 1:02 AM
hr is like all i think about but ive never written for a large fandom before and it’s intimidating
water is getting under my shingles bc ice is blocking its normal drainage path and i can’t fix it so i put a pot behind the wall where it’s dripping and every now and then i put my ear up to the drywall to listen if it’s still dripping
January 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
water is getting under my shingles bc ice is blocking its normal drainage path and i can’t fix it so i put a pot behind the wall where it’s dripping and every now and then i put my ear up to the drywall to listen if it’s still dripping