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jess
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somehow a sports account. okc thunder, wnba, philadelphia sports
every now and then i find something horrifying in my house like a wasp or a hornet
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
i really identify with the wuthering heights by kate bush because i too am so cold
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
am i a bad singer or did i just write this song in too low of a key for me and i don’t feel like relearning it
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
lakers fans saying okc treated this like game 7 but we literally have a two-way player first half minutes
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
ps5 advertisements on inside the nba hurts my soul
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
lakers making dieng look like a good player
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
now if i say “73 is on the table” do i mean the 73 point okc vs memphis loss or the 73 warriors record
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i’ve seen enough
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
your team is trying to get players to come back early from injury to save the season my team is playing brandon carlson vs the lakers
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
[alanis morissette voice] it’s like clOuDs, on the one night you could see the northern lights, who would’ve thought it figures
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
need lu back tonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
the sixers have three mascots: hip hop, franklin, and kyle lowry
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the all star format should be the all star team vs the oklahoma city thunder
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
steve kerr give up we have a game tomorrow
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
might as well keep steph in since he’s sitting the fourth regardless
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i appreciate how the thunder double steph for just the briefest moment of time until cason can recover after a screen
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
we are playing brooks barnhizer and ousmane dieng vs the warriors
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
some of u lost faith in jwill but not i
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
i think it’s stupid youtube tv is making me press a button to redeem my $20 credit instead of just giving it to us unilaterally
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
just feels like the pistons are making the finals
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i don’t think they should fire nico. the whole org signed off on that decision. fire yourself
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
for maximum alpha, complete with fighting for princesses, the iliad
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i swear to god during the sixers AI title run someone wrote a theme song for them and it sampled “ain’t no stopping us now” and they said “the sixers on the move” but i can find absolutely no record of it
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
if the thunder ever learned how to throw accurate passes it would really be over for u
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
companies keep opening up “philadelphia” locations that are in king of prussia. i might as well just say im from philly then
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM