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somehow a sports account. okc thunder, wnba, philadelphia sports
not sure we should have won this one oh well thunder team of destiny
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
that’s why you don’t use your challenges in the first half on plays that didn’t even give the other team points
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i think that shai is tired
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
they talked up the defense so the thunder decided to be an absolute fucking mess on that last possession
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
trying to tackle my nemesis: pecan pie
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
other random thoughts from the game yesterday:
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
there’s levels to this
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i stared into the eyes of franklin the dog and all i saw was emptiness
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
my section is taking credit for the suggs ejection
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
the center situation is truly dire
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i have to say the cup courts are hideous in person
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
finally we are broadcasting the philly crowd practice of saying “sucks” after each opposing players’ name for a national audience
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
unfortunately i can hear kate bush running up that hill without going two avocados for ten bucks
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
wild the thunder have played four more games than the rockets
nba.com NBA @nba.com · 3d
NBA STANDINGS UPDATE ‼️

▪️ OKC wins 9th in a row, now 17-1
▪️ TOR wins 7th straight
▪️ LAL (now 2nd in West), MIA win 4th straight
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
“cowboys stun eagles” no one is stunned actually
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
no chance they score on this drive sadly
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Reposted by jess
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i don’t understand how devonta didn’t die on that play
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
throwing it back to this
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
THAT’S MY MAN
Russell Westbrook wanted this one.
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
russell westbrook revenge game
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
have to go thanksgiving shopping but im afraid of wegmans
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
refreshing to hear mark hanretty say things like “she had an impressive fifth place finish” unlike another figure skating announcer who acts like winning is everything
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
choosing to believe the eagles internal drama is a psyop
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
starting a rumor that paulgeorge has been replaced by a clone like avril lavigne
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM