Zorg the Conqueror
@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social
Scale models, gaming, cooking, guitar, fundraising, education, Golden Age b3tan, databases, little bit of politics for the kids... otherwise rabid koala threatening planetary conquest.
And so the madness begins...
(still tickets for Felixstowe tomorrow!)
(still tickets for Felixstowe tomorrow!)
This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
January 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
And so the madness begins...
(still tickets for Felixstowe tomorrow!)
(still tickets for Felixstowe tomorrow!)
No new pictures where are you mentally
January 7, 2026 at 9:57 PM
No new pictures where are you mentally
Not a bad day. Got home, dinner done early. Not too much washing up, I'll sit down for the news and crack a nice can of beeFTTTTOOOOOOMMM!
Bollocks.
Bollocks.
a man wearing glasses and a yellow shirt is blowing bubbles in the air .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a yellow shirt is blowing bubbles in the air .
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January 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Not a bad day. Got home, dinner done early. Not too much washing up, I'll sit down for the news and crack a nice can of beeFTTTTOOOOOOMMM!
Bollocks.
Bollocks.
#histscalemodels
Fill yer boots boys!
Fill yer boots boys!
If you like building plastic tanks you probably should get to East Finchley NOW. I sort of wonder what the backstory is here – buying all this stuff and then going nah it’s not for me.
January 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM
#histscalemodels
Fill yer boots boys!
Fill yer boots boys!
One of the downsides of Christmas is that one tends to stock up on "Christmas" drinks as well as receive gifts of drinks, and I have now in an attempt to make a "long drink" inadvertently created a pint of Singapore Gin Sling. 😵💫
December 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
One of the downsides of Christmas is that one tends to stock up on "Christmas" drinks as well as receive gifts of drinks, and I have now in an attempt to make a "long drink" inadvertently created a pint of Singapore Gin Sling. 😵💫
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Doctor and the Test Tube Babies
Doctor and the Test Tube Babies
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Bee Geese
The Bee Geese
Ruin two bands by combining them
M-People Under the Stairs
M-People Under the Stairs
December 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Doctor and the Test Tube Babies
Doctor and the Test Tube Babies
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
"Q Here for a Table"
What are you calling it?
"Q Here for a Table"
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
"Q Here for a Table"
What are you calling it?
"Q Here for a Table"
A breakfast Negroni matches surprisingly well with a Full English.
a man is sitting at a table with hot sauce bottles and says it does n't make any sense
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with hot sauce bottles and says it does n't make any sense
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December 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
A breakfast Negroni matches surprisingly well with a Full English.
QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers.
Hard mode: No Gundam Series, Battletech or Macross allowed
Hard mode: No Gundam Series, Battletech or Macross allowed
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers.
Hard mode: No Gundam Series, Battletech or Macross allowed
Hard mode: No Gundam Series, Battletech or Macross allowed
How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
Reposted by Zorg the Conqueror
It’s a fucking masterpiece
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It’s a fucking masterpiece
This year's finished kits... not hugely productive but they look decent and were all new vehicles for my collection. Maybe some more non-military stuff in 2026 😁 #histscalemodels
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
This year's finished kits... not hugely productive but they look decent and were all new vehicles for my collection. Maybe some more non-military stuff in 2026 😁 #histscalemodels
Worth a repost in case someone needs help.
There are plenty of circumstances that make Christmas really difficult for people.
There are plenty of circumstances that make Christmas really difficult for people.
I hope you allow me as I know this isnt a photo of something Christmasy, but much needed over the festive period. Please share as it may help someone in the UK. A selection of phone numbers for different associations who can support / listen
#WeekXforXmas
#AlphabetChallenge
#CharityPhoneLines
#WeekXforXmas
#AlphabetChallenge
#CharityPhoneLines
December 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Worth a repost in case someone needs help.
There are plenty of circumstances that make Christmas really difficult for people.
There are plenty of circumstances that make Christmas really difficult for people.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
50/50 I leave with all limbs intact.
Who's coming to save you?
50/50 I leave with all limbs intact.
December 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
50/50 I leave with all limbs intact.
Who's coming to save you?
50/50 I leave with all limbs intact.
Reposted by Zorg the Conqueror
December 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Only six months until the evenings start drawing in...
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Only six months until the evenings start drawing in...
Reposted by Zorg the Conqueror
Reposted by Zorg the Conqueror
I hope you allow me as I know this isnt a photo of something Christmasy, but much needed over the festive period. Please share as it may help someone in the UK. A selection of phone numbers for different associations who can support / listen
#WeekXforXmas
#AlphabetChallenge
#CharityPhoneLines
#WeekXforXmas
#AlphabetChallenge
#CharityPhoneLines
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I hope you allow me as I know this isnt a photo of something Christmasy, but much needed over the festive period. Please share as it may help someone in the UK. A selection of phone numbers for different associations who can support / listen
#WeekXforXmas
#AlphabetChallenge
#CharityPhoneLines
#WeekXforXmas
#AlphabetChallenge
#CharityPhoneLines
Drop a lawyer
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Drop a lawyer
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Star Trek episodes you've watched more than six times with a gif.
December 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Star Trek episodes you've watched more than six times with a gif.
After a bit of pontificating I decided on a car, which I haven't done for a while. A Tamiya Mk1 Honda Fit/Jazz I owned once, in a galaxy far far away...
Finish in Mint Opal Green, but the interior has grey. So much grey... #scalemodels
Finish in Mint Opal Green, but the interior has grey. So much grey... #scalemodels
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
After a bit of pontificating I decided on a car, which I haven't done for a while. A Tamiya Mk1 Honda Fit/Jazz I owned once, in a galaxy far far away...
Finish in Mint Opal Green, but the interior has grey. So much grey... #scalemodels
Finish in Mint Opal Green, but the interior has grey. So much grey... #scalemodels
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.