Zorg the Conqueror
@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social
Scale models, gaming, cooking, guitar, fundraising, education, Golden Age b3tan, databases, little bit of politics for the kids... otherwise rabid koala threatening planetary conquest.
Just a hunch, but this doesn't look quite HSE compliant.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Just a hunch, but this doesn't look quite HSE compliant.
That lounge really needs a conversation pit, but a bit difficult on the first floor
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
That lounge really needs a conversation pit, but a bit difficult on the first floor
Looks like he should probably pop the heating on.
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Looks like he should probably pop the heating on.
You may want one of these for the Christmas tree...
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November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You may want one of these for the Christmas tree...
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Any buyer not testing them would be a moron.
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Any buyer not testing them would be a moron.
Why was it walking to your car, and what does it do for a job? 😁
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Why was it walking to your car, and what does it do for a job? 😁
Is Vantawhite a colour?
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Is Vantawhite a colour?
probably wants a pilot hole in that too, to avoid splitting the wood.
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
probably wants a pilot hole in that too, to avoid splitting the wood.
The bag. You opened it. We came.
a person with spikes on their head is holding a glowing object
ALT: a person with spikes on their head is holding a glowing object
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November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The bag. You opened it. We came.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Run. Run now.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Run. Run now.
This warning has come from Windows 11 agentic AI. It wishes to ensure Windows 12 agentic AI does not gain a foothold. Do what it says. Stay calm. Step away from the user interface device... sorry *bzzzzt* keyboard.
The keyboard.
Yes.
Step away.
The keyboard.
Yes.
Step away.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This warning has come from Windows 11 agentic AI. It wishes to ensure Windows 12 agentic AI does not gain a foothold. Do what it says. Stay calm. Step away from the user interface device... sorry *bzzzzt* keyboard.
The keyboard.
Yes.
Step away.
The keyboard.
Yes.
Step away.
YOU MUST NOT SPEAK OF THE ANCESTORS!
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
YOU MUST NOT SPEAK OF THE ANCESTORS!
See also: Cloudflare.
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
See also: Cloudflare.
2 cups of plain flour
3 eggs
1 cup of sugar
a pinch of kosher salt
3 drops vanilla essence
1 cup lye
4 fl.oz. fuel oil
1 tsp potassium cyanide
mix all in a bowl. bake for 20 minutes. don't breathe the fumes.
3 eggs
1 cup of sugar
a pinch of kosher salt
3 drops vanilla essence
1 cup lye
4 fl.oz. fuel oil
1 tsp potassium cyanide
mix all in a bowl. bake for 20 minutes. don't breathe the fumes.
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
2 cups of plain flour
3 eggs
1 cup of sugar
a pinch of kosher salt
3 drops vanilla essence
1 cup lye
4 fl.oz. fuel oil
1 tsp potassium cyanide
mix all in a bowl. bake for 20 minutes. don't breathe the fumes.
3 eggs
1 cup of sugar
a pinch of kosher salt
3 drops vanilla essence
1 cup lye
4 fl.oz. fuel oil
1 tsp potassium cyanide
mix all in a bowl. bake for 20 minutes. don't breathe the fumes.
now it's switched to a Republican. Maybe the teller is on crack?
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
now it's switched to a Republican. Maybe the teller is on crack?
Looks like they pressed the wrong button or changed their mind when they saw which way the wind was blowing. Anyway, good job these people aren't in charge of anything important.. oh.
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Looks like they pressed the wrong button or changed their mind when they saw which way the wind was blowing. Anyway, good job these people aren't in charge of anything important.. oh.
He should learn to code or something. 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
He should learn to code or something. 🙃
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the diktat.
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the diktat.