Zorg the Conqueror
zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social
Zorg the Conqueror
@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social
Scale models, gaming, cooking, guitar, fundraising, education, Golden Age b3tan, databases, little bit of politics for the kids... otherwise rabid koala threatening planetary conquest.
Just a hunch, but this doesn't look quite HSE compliant.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
That lounge really needs a conversation pit, but a bit difficult on the first floor
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Looks like he should probably pop the heating on.
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
You may want one of these for the Christmas tree...
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November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Any buyer not testing them would be a moron.
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Why was it walking to your car, and what does it do for a job? 😁
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Is Vantawhite a colour?
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 AM
probably wants a pilot hole in that too, to avoid splitting the wood.
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The bag. You opened it. We came.
a person with spikes on their head is holding a glowing object
ALT: a person with spikes on their head is holding a glowing object
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Run. Run now.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This warning has come from Windows 11 agentic AI. It wishes to ensure Windows 12 agentic AI does not gain a foothold. Do what it says. Stay calm. Step away from the user interface device... sorry *bzzzzt* keyboard.
The keyboard.
Yes.
Step away.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
YOU MUST NOT SPEAK OF THE ANCESTORS!
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
See also: Cloudflare.
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
2 cups of plain flour
3 eggs
1 cup of sugar
a pinch of kosher salt
3 drops vanilla essence
1 cup lye
4 fl.oz. fuel oil
1 tsp potassium cyanide
mix all in a bowl. bake for 20 minutes. don't breathe the fumes.
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
😉
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
now it's switched to a Republican. Maybe the teller is on crack?
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Looks like they pressed the wrong button or changed their mind when they saw which way the wind was blowing. Anyway, good job these people aren't in charge of anything important.. oh.
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He should learn to code or something. 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the diktat.
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM