Autumn Lime
@zestylime.bsky.social
Former twitterer, spartan football, often into fandoms. Until PWHL Detroit exists, go Boston Fleet
9 am leafblowing on saturday is crazy. Im so glad i dont work overnights anymore
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
9 am leafblowing on saturday is crazy. Im so glad i dont work overnights anymore
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ryan lizza is a bad person
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
ryan lizza is a bad person
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I honestly didn't have it in me to really write a list of every single reason why I've been feeling pretty mental lately but I couldn't not mention Olivia fucking Nuzzi youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I honestly didn't have it in me to really write a list of every single reason why I've been feeling pretty mental lately but I couldn't not mention Olivia fucking Nuzzi youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
Trying to make "rememebr the bamboo" scan into "consider the coconut" from moana
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Trying to make "rememebr the bamboo" scan into "consider the coconut" from moana
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We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
It strikes me that this is only out because lizza hates nuzzi. Despite RFK being the way that he is. Undercurrent of same as it ever was.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
It strikes me that this is only out because lizza hates nuzzi. Despite RFK being the way that he is. Undercurrent of same as it ever was.
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If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
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training an AI to find RFK Jr's alt on literotica.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
training an AI to find RFK Jr's alt on literotica.
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I love Rama the Aloof Wife. I love that she’s not New York’s mom. I love her “this is my boyfriend’s function” vibe.
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I love Rama the Aloof Wife. I love that she’s not New York’s mom. I love her “this is my boyfriend’s function” vibe.
Avoiding the main topic, as an author "remember my metaphor in part one?" Is a crazy way to link the narratives dude.
The bamboo metaphor is back: Ryan Lizza has dropped Part 2.
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Avoiding the main topic, as an author "remember my metaphor in part one?" Is a crazy way to link the narratives dude.
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
Pwhl tonight ayyyy
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Pwhl tonight ayyyy
Oh well just another major event where i feel craxy for existing
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Oh well just another major event where i feel craxy for existing
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I am obsessed with this
This is just
We sure do live in
It's so
We're all having
Just
Wow
We sure do live in
It's so
We're all having
Just
Wow
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I am obsessed with this
Me and izzy hands
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Me and izzy hands
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that second part was very much in plain sight, but throughout most of the time Epstein operated was treated as completely normal by his contemporaries and the press.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
that second part was very much in plain sight, but throughout most of the time Epstein operated was treated as completely normal by his contemporaries and the press.
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I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
October 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
Negl this alone encapsulates the absolute vibe shift in how people framed this shit bc when i was 16 they were promoing shorts with Juicy on the ass
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Negl this alone encapsulates the absolute vibe shift in how people framed this shit bc when i was 16 they were promoing shorts with Juicy on the ass
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NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
Opinion | Jamal Khashoggi: What the Arab world needs most is free expression
The Arab world needs a modern version of the old transnational media so citizens can be informed about global events.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
Sometimes you just have to listen to Nice Weather for Ducks on repeat to cope
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Sometimes you just have to listen to Nice Weather for Ducks on repeat to cope