Pasha Paterson
@zer0bandwidth.bsky.social
A professional geek.
This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day.
This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing
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This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day.
This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing
twitch.tv/zer0bandwidth
Pinned
Had a weird bout of curiosity and logged back into #BlackDesert for the first time since... 2022, I think?
Oh look, my entire skill tree got reset *again*. 🤣
And my humble houses had earned me four BILLION (with a B) in-game dollary-doos (silver), for which I no longer have a frame of reference. 🤷
Oh look, my entire skill tree got reset *again*. 🤣
And my humble houses had earned me four BILLION (with a B) in-game dollary-doos (silver), for which I no longer have a frame of reference. 🤷
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Had a weird bout of curiosity and logged back into #BlackDesert for the first time since... 2022, I think?
Oh look, my entire skill tree got reset *again*. 🤣
And my humble houses had earned me four BILLION (with a B) in-game dollary-doos (silver), for which I no longer have a frame of reference. 🤷
Oh look, my entire skill tree got reset *again*. 🤣
And my humble houses had earned me four BILLION (with a B) in-game dollary-doos (silver), for which I no longer have a frame of reference. 🤷
Yesterday: No work because of Cloudflare outage.
Today: No work this afternoon (maybe) because of electric power outage.
Please be careful of meteor impacts tomorrow.
Today: No work this afternoon (maybe) because of electric power outage.
Please be careful of meteor impacts tomorrow.
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yesterday: No work because of Cloudflare outage.
Today: No work this afternoon (maybe) because of electric power outage.
Please be careful of meteor impacts tomorrow.
Today: No work this afternoon (maybe) because of electric power outage.
Please be careful of meteor impacts tomorrow.
TIL in #Fallout4 you can take a flying leap off the Fallen Skybridge and, if you land on the invisible bubble surrounding Goodneighbor, you just... magically end up at the entrance to Goodneighbor, as if you'd just walked in the front door, taking zero fall damage.
a close up of a man in a suit and tie with the words `` magic '' on his face .
Alt: Mr. Bean smiling wryly at the camera and whispering the word, "magic".
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
TIL in #Fallout4 you can take a flying leap off the Fallen Skybridge and, if you land on the invisible bubble surrounding Goodneighbor, you just... magically end up at the entrance to Goodneighbor, as if you'd just walked in the front door, taking zero fall damage.
When are we going to get a movie where Ian McShane and Oscar Isaac play a father and son who solve supernatural mysteries?
Please?
Please?
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
When are we going to get a movie where Ian McShane and Oscar Isaac play a father and son who solve supernatural mysteries?
Please?
Please?
Wishing I'd been smart enough to keep a journal of all the dreams I've had about my ex-almost-wife, because it would have made a very poignant novel and/or devastating psychological analysis of my current state.
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Wishing I'd been smart enough to keep a journal of all the dreams I've had about my ex-almost-wife, because it would have made a very poignant novel and/or devastating psychological analysis of my current state.
Big Tech's embrace of AI is just Big Tech's embrace of outsourcing 2.0 with even more callous disrespect for talent, intellectual property, and basic human life, with an extra garnish of environmental destruction. It is blind investment in an empty promise of future profits that never materialize.
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Big Tech's embrace of AI is just Big Tech's embrace of outsourcing 2.0 with even more callous disrespect for talent, intellectual property, and basic human life, with an extra garnish of environmental destruction. It is blind investment in an empty promise of future profits that never materialize.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Well I guess at least I can fish for VBWA votes while my season gets flushed down the toilet. #LearnedLeague
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Well I guess at least I can fish for VBWA votes while my season gets flushed down the toilet. #LearnedLeague
The problem with proving that Epstein was murdered is that, as we now know, the list of very rich and very despicable people in his orbit, who would have had both the means and the motive to seize the opportunity, is even longer than a typical CVS receipt.
Me, earlier this year: I think Trump definitely was mixed up with Epstein but the notion that the government orchestrated Epstein's murder in prison and made it seem like a suicide is far-fetched and unrealistic.
Me, after the past few months and especially after yesterday:
Me, after the past few months and especially after yesterday:
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The problem with proving that Epstein was murdered is that, as we now know, the list of very rich and very despicable people in his orbit, who would have had both the means and the motive to seize the opportunity, is even longer than a typical CVS receipt.
Make America Assert Harsh Consequences to Evil People Again
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Make America Assert Harsh Consequences to Evil People Again
Reposted by Pasha Paterson
A thread:
It was 8 years ago this week that I flew to Montreal and then drove down to Vermont to visit a dying friend in hospice that I had never met in person before.
GuardDuck / Jeff-Bob was an amazing online friend. One of the best ‘imaginary internet friends’ you could ever have. 1/x
It was 8 years ago this week that I flew to Montreal and then drove down to Vermont to visit a dying friend in hospice that I had never met in person before.
GuardDuck / Jeff-Bob was an amazing online friend. One of the best ‘imaginary internet friends’ you could ever have. 1/x
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A thread:
It was 8 years ago this week that I flew to Montreal and then drove down to Vermont to visit a dying friend in hospice that I had never met in person before.
GuardDuck / Jeff-Bob was an amazing online friend. One of the best ‘imaginary internet friends’ you could ever have. 1/x
It was 8 years ago this week that I flew to Montreal and then drove down to Vermont to visit a dying friend in hospice that I had never met in person before.
GuardDuck / Jeff-Bob was an amazing online friend. One of the best ‘imaginary internet friends’ you could ever have. 1/x
Congratulations to everyone who's heard of a paradiddle before yesterday. 🙄🤷 Sigh.
#LearnedLeague
#LearnedLeague
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Congratulations to everyone who's heard of a paradiddle before yesterday. 🙄🤷 Sigh.
#LearnedLeague
#LearnedLeague
Thanks to my daughter's interest in the game, I've been dragged back toward #Fallout4 this weekend.
Ten years on and I'm still noticing new things in this game.
New, dark, terrible, sad, disturbing things.
Ten years on and I'm still noticing new things in this game.
New, dark, terrible, sad, disturbing things.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Thanks to my daughter's interest in the game, I've been dragged back toward #Fallout4 this weekend.
Ten years on and I'm still noticing new things in this game.
New, dark, terrible, sad, disturbing things.
Ten years on and I'm still noticing new things in this game.
New, dark, terrible, sad, disturbing things.
"Why do you persist?" the demon taunted. "Soon this world will not be worth saving."
The old man leaned against his lance, panting. "I am but one lonely fighter," he breathed hoarsely. "I cannot save the world. But in this, I can make a difference."
Their eyes met, and the battle resumed.
#LL107
The old man leaned against his lance, panting. "I am but one lonely fighter," he breathed hoarsely. "I cannot save the world. But in this, I can make a difference."
Their eyes met, and the battle resumed.
#LL107
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"Why do you persist?" the demon taunted. "Soon this world will not be worth saving."
The old man leaned against his lance, panting. "I am but one lonely fighter," he breathed hoarsely. "I cannot save the world. But in this, I can make a difference."
Their eyes met, and the battle resumed.
#LL107
The old man leaned against his lance, panting. "I am but one lonely fighter," he breathed hoarsely. "I cannot save the world. But in this, I can make a difference."
Their eyes met, and the battle resumed.
#LL107
I really don't understand protest-related resignations.
Stand your ground. Work against the flow. *Make* them remove you. Don't just walk out of the way. The famous picture of a regular guy standing in front of a tank in Tienanmen Square is powerful for a reason.
Stand your ground. Work against the flow. *Make* them remove you. Don't just walk out of the way. The famous picture of a regular guy standing in front of a tank in Tienanmen Square is powerful for a reason.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I really don't understand protest-related resignations.
Stand your ground. Work against the flow. *Make* them remove you. Don't just walk out of the way. The famous picture of a regular guy standing in front of a tank in Tienanmen Square is powerful for a reason.
Stand your ground. Work against the flow. *Make* them remove you. Don't just walk out of the way. The famous picture of a regular guy standing in front of a tank in Tienanmen Square is powerful for a reason.
I just love that one of the first credits in Tetris Effect: Connected is "Synaesthesia 3D Artist".
Where did that hour go? Who cares? 😅
Where did that hour go? Who cares? 😅
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I just love that one of the first credits in Tetris Effect: Connected is "Synaesthesia 3D Artist".
Where did that hour go? Who cares? 😅
Where did that hour go? Who cares? 😅
@fallingtwilight.bsky.social I found the Sharkomancer's worst nightmare
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
@fallingtwilight.bsky.social I found the Sharkomancer's worst nightmare
Oh, the incredible feeling of relief that comes with the sudden absence of political ads on TV! 😌
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Oh, the incredible feeling of relief that comes with the sudden absence of political ads on TV! 😌
Ah, yes, historically ultra-liberal VIRGINIA.
Getdafuckouttaherewiddis.
Getdafuckouttaherewiddis.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Ah, yes, historically ultra-liberal VIRGINIA.
Getdafuckouttaherewiddis.
Getdafuckouttaherewiddis.
OK, Virginia Democrats. You've done it. Full executive slate, both legislative houses. Now DO SOMETHING. Turn back the tide of hate-based policies and show that someone is interested in constructive, not destructive, change. Don't just fill the space under the bed with foam instead of monsters.
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
OK, Virginia Democrats. You've done it. Full executive slate, both legislative houses. Now DO SOMETHING. Turn back the tide of hate-based policies and show that someone is interested in constructive, not destructive, change. Don't just fill the space under the bed with foam instead of monsters.
Local TV station calling races with 35% of votes reported. Give me a bucking freak.
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Local TV station calling races with 35% of votes reported. Give me a bucking freak.
Few things feel more American than walking to the polling place, waving to neighbors as you go.
And few things feel less American than wondering how Troompaloomp and the Eighty-Eight Henchmen might try to do you.
And few things feel less American than wondering how Troompaloomp and the Eighty-Eight Henchmen might try to do you.
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Few things feel more American than walking to the polling place, waving to neighbors as you go.
And few things feel less American than wondering how Troompaloomp and the Eighty-Eight Henchmen might try to do you.
And few things feel less American than wondering how Troompaloomp and the Eighty-Eight Henchmen might try to do you.
👀⁉️ .........Mon dieu!
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
👀⁉️ .........Mon dieu!
Reposted by Pasha Paterson
Dang it, #StrangeNewWorlds, I did *not* need to think about That Question again.
(Yes I just watched the end of Season 3.)
#StarTrek
(Yes I just watched the end of Season 3.)
#StarTrek
November 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Dang it, #StrangeNewWorlds, I did *not* need to think about That Question again.
(Yes I just watched the end of Season 3.)
#StarTrek
(Yes I just watched the end of Season 3.)
#StarTrek